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Most embarassing was in the showers! I was in a hurry to shower & leave so I was moving fast & I slipped & wiped out like some sort of cartoon character- flew way up in the air & slammed down on my back & elbows & smacked my head on the floor.All these guys stare down from their showers & Say "Christ! Are you OK?" "That looks like it fvckin' hurt!" etc!
Once early on my hands slipped off doing a cable EZ/Curl push down & the bar flew up a smacked me in the chin. Also lost my co-ordination on the stairclimber once & fell on it, the steps ripped up my shins. |
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I SeeŠ
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Come on tell them the truth, it didn't end like that. |
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Lift or Die
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Austin Texas
Posts: 8,545
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Lift or Die
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Austin Texas
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Lift or Die
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Austin Texas
Posts: 8,545
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Lift or Die
Elite Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Austin Texas
Posts: 8,545
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HOOAH!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: HOOAHVILLE
Posts: 604
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THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME, CERTAINLY MUST MAKE ME STRONGER
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#74 |
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Metrosexual
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I can't believe that I'm going to admit this...
Years ago I tried to get into bodybuilding (and failed). I wanted to do some squats. So I loaded up the bar. The problem was that I didn't tighten one of the collars enough. I was on my fifth or sixth rep when the bar slid just a little to the left. The plates slid over just a bit and this caused the bar to slide down further to the left which caused...well, you get the idea. The plates on the left side slid off and the bar whipped back to the right and fell plates down to the floor. This was bad enough and made enough racket on its own. But the bar whipped further over to the right and struck a nautilus machine. It sounded like the bells of Notre Dame. Everyone, and a I mean everyone, was looking at me. I mustered all the dignity that I could and put all the equipment away and went home and didn't come back for almost three weeks. So, do you still respect me? ![]() |
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IDIOT SAVANT
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: An alternate reality.
Posts: 10,159
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I used to carry two containers in my gym bag; one with fruit juice and creatine in it, the other with my protein shake. Immediately after my workout I'd slam the fruit juice/creatine cocktail, go shave and shower then come back and drink my protein while getting dressed. After an incredibly intense squat session one day I slammed my juice (Grape happened to be the flavor of the day.) and went to take a shower. You guessed it, right in the middle of the shower the entire bottle of grape juice came back up in a bright purple stream that splattered against the shower wall. It looked really cool as it ran down the tile. Luckily I wasn't the only one in the shower that had ever had that experience. As a matter of fact, someone even asked me, "Leg day?" I just gave him a big purple smile and nodded.
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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Super Hero in Training
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tip of the spear!
Posts: 28,316
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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IDIOT SAVANT
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: An alternate reality.
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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Super Hero in Training
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tip of the spear!
Posts: 28,316
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if it works.....
heh heh... This one time...at band camp... |
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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Cyber Athlete
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Clearwater, Fl
Posts: 1,484
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This didnt happen in a gym, but I didnt want to start a new thread for it.
![]() I was masking windows at work today; and in each window, I had to mask of 16 sections of glass.. pretty small, but alot of taping. The masking tape kept sticking to me when ripped a small piece off of another piece to make it fit, so i started grabbing them from my hands with my mouth, then blowing the off into the room somewhere. Of course, tape sticks to your lips too, so I had the pieces pretty far into my mouth.. One piece made it past the teeth, and got stuck near the top of my mouth(pretty big piece too) and somehow; due to the new aerodynamics created within my mouth, When I blew out drool and saliva(Two completely different things, mind you!) flew out, and it was a whole lot of it.. Somehow 3 of my coworkers, who had been downstairs 99% of the day, were standing in the doorway just in time to see this spectacle. They made me pick up all the tape by myself ![]() |
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Senior Member
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this didnt happen to me but today i inbetween sets i was watching some kids bench and this kid about 15 years old was trying to bench 65 pounds and he got pinned and his friends were laughing so hard someone esle had to help him. about 5 mins later the kid tried it again but for some reason added 20 pounds
he picked it off the rack and he just dropped it on himself. |
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Cheerfully Offensive
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Peed in the water fountain, but hey who doesn't make mistakes their first time at the gym?
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the Lord of Chaos rule. |
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Drinking buddy
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 358
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I was doing DB decline one night, when the gym was full, and took my feet out from under the bench before I set down the weights. I shot off the damn bench like a bullet! Everyone rushed over to see if I was ok and when they found out I was they all laughed at me! Well, I would have laughed at someone else too.
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" I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."-Johnny Carson
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Myostatin Whore
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Getting stuck on the smith machine while doing benches, then motioning for someone to help me out.... Haven't used a smith for anything since then...
Last edited by Seanp156 : 12-20-2004 at 05:45 PM. |
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Drinking buddy
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 358
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Man, that is why I use the smith machine! I've never been stuck on one of those, but I'm sure you've probably never shot yourself off the back of a decline bench either!
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" I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."-Johnny Carson
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Catalyst
Elite Member
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror
Posts: 17,911
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I forgot about this one. When I was in the Navy the base gym had a rock-climbing machine. It became a staple for my cardio training along with swimming (I had planned to try for BUD/S). One day I was cruising along at a nice pace, so nice I started to fall into a trance and end up missing a handhold, well in my trance state not only did I miss a handhold, but I let myself climb all the way to the top, so that when I slipped I fell hard and rolled into the aisle. I just jumped up, turned around and got right back on without even trying to see how many people saw me.
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