So I am watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I am at the part with the Golden ticket. I find it quite interesting that while Charlie's mom is busting her ass at a job only to have to come home and clean, Grandpa Joe only get's his decrepid out of work ass out of bed when Charlie secures his ticket out of that rat infested shithole.
He goes from a bed-ridden old coot unable to walk to fricken Richard Simmons prancing around like a fairy on acid.
Sons a bitches.![]()
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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the grandpa was my fave guy...Charlie's a little hoe


I agree Dale, I also think they should have been kicked out for drinking the Super Fizzy Flying Pop. Me, I'd have been gone at the candy coated mushrooms with a smile![]()
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
Christ, i didn't know they were making this.Originally Posted by Vieope
I doubt it'll top the original, but i must admit, Johnny Deep is a good choice.
Being held down by The Man
I didn't know it was coming out either. I love Tim Burton's remakes...Sleepy Hollow, Planet of the Apes. It'll be different, but I'm sure I'll like it.

phhhhf, Gran'pa joe. And then he probably gave his grandson a $10 gift certificate @ Mobil gas stations for Christmas.
Damn Grandpa's![]()
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."


hmmmm Depp was in Chocolat too.
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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!

You mean.... "Shhhhhhch ka lot" ?I think there's a couple 'z's' in there somewhere too
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."


lol, cute.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
I imagine that I wouldn't so much as burped with the fizzy lifting drinks so much as I would have cut some gassers.Originally Posted by maniclion
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I liked the "Family Guy" version when Peter drinks all that booze trying to win a ticket, then Lois comes in and says "Peter, are you drunk?" and he says "No, I'm just exhausted because I've been up all night drinking." Then when Peter wins the ticket, he runs home, but trips on the curb and bangs his knee and for like a full minute he just sits on the ground moaning in pain and rubbing his knee. Then when he and Brian go to the factory, they go into that bubble room and drink all that beer that makes them float, and the only way to get down out of the sky before hitting the ceiling fan was to keep farting the gas out of their bodies.
Good stuff.
My personal favortie was when the guy in the wheelchair asks where the wheelchair ramp was and Pawtucket Pete told him, "I guess this is where you get off." and they do the Oompa Loompa song.Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
"What do you think of the one you call God?
Isn't his absence slight-ly odd."
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
"That's ok, I'm a Bud man anyway. BUD RUUULES!!!!!!!"
Coors light man... Silver Bullet.
I have that puppy saved on my computer.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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D'oh!!!
Clearly I need to go home and watch that episode again.
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