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    Crono's NEXT big thing!!!!!!!! include YOURself

    I got started with my new IM story after Wizard of IM but something all new and better has come up! But first what I need is lots of information on everyone. The more the merryier, there's no getting too crowded or leaving anyone out this time. So include yourself, I need help personalizing my next big IM project! Post, talk, rant, anything~ post your favorite foods, movies, hobbies, anything that makes YOU stand out.

    this is TOP secret, what am I up to? I can't tell, but no one is safe

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    LOL ... as long as I am not the fat gay dude I'm in Chrono.

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    I'm in - write whatever you want. Anything I've written on IM is fodder for your story. Take your pick. Hahahahaha! And that's ok, I'll be a good sport and be the fat gay guy if BoneCrusher won't accept that prestigous honor. hahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    I got started with my new IM story after Wizard of IM but something all new and better has come up! But first what I need is lots of information on everyone. The more the merryier, there's no getting too crowded or leaving anyone out this time. So include yourself, I need help personalizing my next big IM project! Post, talk, rant, anything~ post your favorite foods, movies, hobbies, anything that makes YOU stand out.

    this is TOP secret, what am I up to? I can't tell, but no one is safe
    I guess I'll pitch in.

    20 years old
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    Love WWE (especialy Rock, HBK, and Randy Orton)
    faveorite artists: Fozzy, Yellowcard, Maroon 5, and Evanescence

    faveorite movie: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    (date of Rocky Horror devirginization June 28th, 2003 )

    Love Italian food.
    Broke up with boyfriend a week ago (& looking)


    Anything else u wanna know?

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    I would just like to second GG's nomination for the roll of the fat gay guy.

    Oh, and what more do you need to know about me? I'm a complicated man that's a sex machine to all the chicks but my woman. Also, I'm apparently a bad mother.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    I'm a complicated man that's a sex machine to all the chicks but my woman. Also, I'm apparently a bad mother.
    I think you have just given more fodder!

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    OK Chrono I'm 45.
    I am selling my two auto businesses so I can retire.
    I love all forms of rock from the Beatles to Slipknot.
    I ride a Yamaha YZ-250 and have enjoyed dirt and street bikes since I was 10 years old.
    I love playing paintball.
    I am filing my divorce papers in January for a fresh start to the new year and my early retirement.
    I am not involved in any kind of relationship.
    I am learning how to cook from a culinary chef.
    Electric Blue is one of my favorite colors.
    I once got so drunk on German beer that I tried to barf on the neighbor's dag ... I hated that little mutt and knew I was gonna puke so I chased the little bastard for 10 minutes as I blew chunks all over the place. Why waste the opportunity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    I am learning how to cook from a culinary chef.
    I am moving in with you.

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    I don't want to be the dog this time...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    I once got so drunk on German beer that I tried to barf on the neighbor's dag ... I hated that little mutt and knew I was gonna puke so I chased the little bastard for 10 minutes as I blew chunks all over the place. Why waste the opportunity?
    I usually lose it with Guiness
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Hey that dog thing was just a momentary lapse of reason ... I normally drink MGD and Jack ... or used too. I am sober now. Mostly. I did get drunk last weekend for the first time since Slick Willie was king.

    GG if you move in you have to agree that the velvet posters of the Elvis and the dogs playing poker stay on the wall. But I'll cook

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    Oh and go to drinking stories thread and read the story about my run in with beer at age 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    GG if you move in you have to agree that the velvet posters of the Elvis and the dogs playing poker stay on the wall. But I'll cook
    BC, i understand that you are going through a "phase" right now, what with the divorce and being a free man again and all... so I will extend special consideration to the tacky, man's man decor. But if I'm still there a year from now and these items are still prominently displayed, we need to revisit the issue.

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    Haha.. funny this "Crono´s next big thing" title, if you said "Crono´s next two inches thing", it would sound a lot more convincing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Haha.. funny this "Crono´s next big thing" title, if you said "Crono´s next two inches thing", it would sound a lot more convincing.
    You're giving him twice the credit he deserves.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    You're giving him twice the credit he deserves.
    He is our friend and I felt sorry for him. Specially after I heard that he actually go to a microbiologist instead of an urologist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    He is our friend and I felt sorry for him. Specially after I heard that he actually go to a microbiologist instead of an urologist.



    He should've just stuck with the gynecologist.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoalGetter
    BC, i understand that you are going through a "phase" right now, what with the divorce and being a free man again and all... so I will extend special consideration to the tacky, man's man decor. But if I'm still there a year from now and these items are still prominently displayed, we need to revisit the issue.
    Now with a statement like that you can burn the damn posters at your leisure GG. Just please don't replace them with some kind of fru-fru stuff though. How about a little Dali?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin



    He should've just stuck with the gynecologist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    He is our friend and I felt sorry for him. Specially after I heard that he actually go to a microbiologist instead of an urologist.
    Chrono just goes to the urologist for the chance to pee on someone ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    Now with a statement like that you can burn the damn posters at your leisure GG. Just please don't replace them with some kind of fru-fru stuff though. How about a little Dali?
    I'm not a big fan of Dali, and much rather prefer black and white photography or nothing at all on my walls.

    But we can reach a compromise, I'm sure.

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    Hey BC, can I get your porn after she makes you get rid of it?
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
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    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    Hey BC, can I get your porn after she makes you get rid of it?
    How do know she will want me too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    How do know she will want me too?
    The porn stays. Sorry Max.

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    GG I was looking at the B&W's on Dali's site and noticed it had a little bug crawling around on it ... freaked me as I thought it was on my screen at first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    How do know she will want me too?
    Cause at some point she'll probably realize that you enjoy it.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoalGetter
    The porn stays. Sorry Max.
    I knew you were a good girl GG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoalGetter
    The porn stays. Sorry Max.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    I knew you were a good girl GG.
    What if she's lying? Don't take that chance! Don't you owe it to your porn to make sure that it gets a good home to stay at? Remember all it's done for you!
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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