Thread: Crono's Official Ironmag War

108 pts no weapons no supplies and a score of well scores to settle.

38, nothing damn. 16wtf It's ring? again? hmmmm makes you wonder.

Originally Posted by Titanya

Crono insists that I shouldn't be lame... so here is my narrative....

Titanya stood staring at the motionless body of the brazilian blue bunny that now lay on the floor drenched in a puddle of steaming vomit. She knew it was not dead... only stunned at having been hit with the full force of the potent puke missle. The creature was lucky she was feeling merciful today. Tit had set out to avenge her lover Crono, who she had feared dead only moments before. Fortunately the two piss missles that Vieope had fired at him had both been duds and Crono had been spared. Tit decided she would let the bunny live.... for now at least. After all, she had bigger enemys to worry about.

Rockgazer..... that sharp shooting laura craft imitating angelina idolizing conan reading game playing evil bitch... she was far too crafty for her own good. If Tit wanted to win this game then the girl needed to be taken care of quickly. She knew exactly where to find her. There was a certain cave Tit knew she was fond of and she would be very easy to deal with there. She found her quickly enough, Rock and Chain were both inside the cave engaging in some unholy indescribeable repulsive act. Titanya donkeypunched them both before they even knew what hit them costing them 10 pts each. On her way out she smacked Rock with a porno pistol for another 8pts. Somebody definately had to teach this girl a lesson....

lol awesome.

Weapons:
01,03,13,15- gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
04,07,18,41- Bonecrusher's homing puke missile- attack 4 pnts
11,57- rockgazer's Ultimate Chaos Conan Axe of Infinite Portals of Destruction, Death, and Puppies +5- attack 1 pnts
05,09,12,28- Premier's animal sex porno pistol- attack 8 pnts
20,50- shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts
23,43- min0 lee's "I see" dick pic- attack 20 pnts and make player lose 1 post (or can only post seconds once that day)
51,55- Luke9583's Donkeypunch- attack 2 people, 10 pnts each
19,58- MaxMirkin's Pubic Apologies- attack 10 pnts, restore 10 pnts of own points
37- maniclion's pink worm wacking- attack 14 pnts
27- dale mabry's doodie launcher- attack 25 pnts
45- rock4832's Super Cool Omega Anime Geek Energy attack- attack 22 pnts
31- Vieope's Italicized Blue Bunny stampede- attack 30 pnts
33- Chain Link's Butt Plug Explosion- attack 15 pnts, get additional post ("third post #seconds")
49- Titanya's Gaping Vortex- make any player so they can't attack that day
53- Goalgetter's Fatass Sexchange- swap any two player's points
56- Crono's Golden Shower (aka Piss Missiles)- attack 40 pnts

Items
42,52,54- Albob's Wig- get 2 new posts
16,32,48,57- IT's engagement ring hidden in the beer can- next attack at you takes 10 pnts less
02,24,36,44- Protein Shake- restore 10 pnts
26,35- MtnBikerChk's Sex Tip of the Day- restore 10 pnts, get 1 new post
00,59- Robert DiMaggio's Moderator Privaleges- Invincible for 1 day (no one can attack you)
39,46- Jodi's Health Tips- restore 15 pnts
06,08,17,21,25,29,30,34,38,40- Shae's Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD- nothing

Supplements
47- Steroids- Increase an attack +10 pnts
10,14- Creatine- Increase an attack +5 pnts
22- myCATpowerlift's raging hormones- use an attack twice

Bonecrusher:
Points: 69
Inventory: None

Min0 lee:
Points: 110
Inventory: IT's ring

Chain Link:
Points: 125
Inventory: Creatine

Titanya
Points: 125
Inventory: IT's ring X 2
Creatine

Rockgazer:
Points: 108
Inventory: IT's ring

Crono:
Points: 85
Inventory: None

Maniclion:
Points: 113
Inventory: None

Vieope:
Points: 121
Inventory: None

Johnnny(?):
Points: 90
Inventory: None

IronTime:
Status: Gay

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

108 pts no weapons no supplies and a score of well scores to settle.

38, nothing damn. 16wtf It's ring? again? hmmmm makes you wonder.

that's a shame. I was looking forward to another rockgazer adventure

Crono witnessed it all. My, the cruel acts that were going on between Chain Link and rockgazer were second only to that of min0 lee's dick pic. It was hidious indeed, short lived and sloppy, and chain link obviously had no idea what the hell he was doing. Suddenly a new threat approached the cave and had effectively launched an attack. He recognized the shadowy figure as Titanya, the prostitute he picked up off the street one day and has been following him ever since. Perhaps this was his chance to get rid of her for good. No. There would be time for that later. She could come in... useful. She was so obsessed with Crono she would do anything for him... and his huge penis.

For now, Chain Link was too close for comfort, and given his recent engagement with rockgazer would be way too cocky and much stronger than before- he would become... a super chain link. Perhaps... a whole chain. Crono had already seen him use a Super Cool Omega Anime Geek Energy attack on maniclion, a technique one can only learn from rock4832.

Crono summoned all of his energy to prepare his next attack:

12:58:18
-bonecrusher's homing puke missile

12:58:42
-Albob's wig

Crono held off launching his puke missile just yet. First, he would disguise himself using Albob's wig once more.

He walked in, and looking hidiously like Albob, everyone granted him two more posts if he'd just leave, stinking up the cave like dead rat. Crono got two more posts:

12:59:48
- IT's ring

1:00:22
- myCAT's raging hormones

YES! Crono suddenly recalled his teenage years. Yes, the boners he got in math class right before being asked to stand up and finish the work on the board. Yes, the outgrowth of pubes taking over. The acne, the homework! The energy allowed Crono to double his puke missiles. He power- upped launching not one, but two puke missiles Chain Link's way for a total of 8 points.

Crono drops his head in shame

Login quick 'bout 16 seconds past 8:22, thought some fools best get to steppin' soon
Lo and behold I find I've lost some points,
did ChainLink attack me or have I had too many joints?

Check the clock and get 46,
Damn I was hopin' to drop the bomb on this bitch.
Feely kinda woozy so I use Jodis tips
Smellin' somethin' funny I'm like "what the fuck is that stench?"
OMG It's the rotten salami Crono's been callin his dick

Bonecrusher:
Points: 69
Inventory: None

Min0 lee:
Points: 110
Inventory: IT's ring

Chain Link:
Points: 117
Inventory: Creatine

Titanya
Points: 125
Inventory: IT's ring X 2
Creatine

Rockgazer:
Points: 108
Inventory: IT's ring

Crono:
Points: 85
Inventory: IT's ring

Maniclion:
Points: 128
Inventory: IT's ring

Vieope:
Points: 121
Inventory: None

Johnnny(?):
Points: 90
Inventory: None

IronTime:
Status: Gay

what's up with all the IT rings?

Originally Posted by Crono1000

that's a shame. I was looking forward to another rockgazer adventure

writer's block. nah just lazy saga will continue today

It was easy to easy to catch up with tit. Her addiction to chrono made her a less than competent opponent. i hid in the darkness and softly moaned "chrono, oh baby. you are sooo huge,oh...." like a moth to flame and blinded by tears the love sick fool was mine. hmmm this will put her off my trail for a bit. hahaha.



i hope it's chrono that finds her, a cheap thrill to repay him for not turning his weapon on me when tit left the cave. in this era he looked himself not the pathetic neanderthal Albob's niche in time turned everyone into. perhaps it would be worthwhile to stick around and watch the dramatic inevitable rescue, they do make a cute couple. alas no time weapons to find and a strategy plan to put in action.

OMG

Luke. like a hot summer breeze he swept back into my life. if once in every persons life they found the perfect lover luke had been mine. hmmmm could i shoot him if i had to? i doubted it and prayed i wouldn't have to decide....

nearly 12 hours until it'd be safe to venture out in search of supplies. 12 hours to wonder why Luke was in town. did he have a part in this? who would have hired him? were our goals the same? or were we this time on opposite sides? trusting him had came easy during our 1st mission together. our lives depended on each other then and learning to read even one anothers change in breathing had led to an intimacy neither of us had anticipated. a firey passion that once unleashed was almost impossible to control. damn is this water too hot or is it me?



why was he here? was he to be yet another player in this unfolding drama?

I think it's RG that's hot

I LIKE this thread

hmmmm 12:19am it's far too quiet here. something is not right. at 12:22:45 i find a rock4832's Super Cool Omega Anime Geek Energy attack with an attack power of 22. sweet but i need to be cautious. a slight stir of the wind and a loose hair comes across my neck causing a shudder. i know there are too many people out there tonight who would rather a blade than hair cross my flesh. an echo of a childhood game. an icicle drawn slowly across an opponents throat. the trickle of melted water feeling like a rivulet of fresh blood in our imagination. the silence around me thunders and i step silently out of the shadows 12:36:37 i find a maniclion's pink worm wacking- attack attack power 14. hmmm could be useful. i know a few worms that need to be wacked back into the soil they had the audacity to rise from. which force needed weakening the most? i knew tit had two It's ring healing charms but still it seemed like taking her out would be wise. merely a fly in the ointment but she protects chrono who has the brains to be a real threat. but to attack her while she was tied up and helpless... i had hoped chrono had freed her by now but doubted it. i had even heard him call her a prostitute once... what if someone more sinister than chrono came across her tied up and vulnerable. she had looked pitiful, drawn by love into a scenario she didn't belong in. a lovers heart in a place love had no business. call it a mercy killing then i had to go back.

108 pts
It's ring
pink worm attack
anime geek attack

hmmm what have we here. seems he remembered my little hideout. hope he's remembered more than that. my little date with tit will have to wait... something far more tasty has come up.

First Post 10:04:25

Second Post 10:07:51

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Log in 58 sec's.

I'm up by 10 points and am attacking Manic cuz he is highest in points (and high on life).

second time was 38 ... fuging useless DVD.

Crono heard the muffled screams of Titanya off in the distance. Even though he denied it, in truth Crono cared alot about the obsessed prostitute. He would have to go save her.
Crono raced to the cave the noises were coming from. But to do so he would have to run through open terain, making himself an easy target. Suddenly dale mabry, the creator of the doodie launcher, came swinging to the oldies in pink shorts and an afro straight at Crono. Crono quickly dodged the gay assault, but fell straight in the path of Johnnny, who had just acquired Luke's DonkeyPunch and a DVD under his arm. This was it, Crono was one tempting, vulnerable target, and no man in this battle would give up the oppurtunity to strike him down when he had no defense... However it would seem that Johnnny, new to the warfare, wasn't sure how to execute an attack! Crono took advantage, and duck and rolled into the cave.
It would seem the cave was larger than he previously believed. He followed the tunnels that echoed Tit's cries for help. He found her, untied her, took her in his arms, and made sweet, passionate love to her.
Two minutes later Tit could be seen leaving the cave with her hair a mess and a smile on her face, presumably going to go make Crono a sandwich for his hard work.
Crono remained in the cave. He heard moaning coming from an adjacent room. He followed it, it would seem he was not the only one getting lucky in the cave. He went exploring the cave, armed with:
2:57:55- Luke's Donkeypunch


Someone had started a campfire in a room, rolled out blankets, and were also making love! From the silhouette that the fire portrayed, one seemed to be a beautiful woman with large, swelling breasts. Lying on his back beneath her was a strong, muscular- and lucky SOB- man.
Of course! It must be rockgazer and that mysterious, silent man Luke! Luke made Crono unconfortable. He existed in this war, even developed some of the warfare, but he seemed to lie nuetral in his position. Nuetrality can be swayed either way, and he seemed to have other intentions, and therefore he posed all too much a threat. Rockgazer is one of the most deadly members of this war. This was Crono's perfect oppurtunity- to attack them both while they're both ass naked and crouched over in each other's arms. How great it would be to hit Luke with his own weapon. Crono would attack now!

Crono leaped around the corner, and launched two donkey punches! One at rockgazer and one at luuuuuk... No! At Chain Link and Maniclion!

Indeed, it had been Chain Link and Maniclion making love in the cave the whole time! The fire had exagerated maniclion's giant man boob's, mistaking him for rockgazer, and it had stretched chain link's scrawny appearance into that of a buff man, one could assume was Luke.

oh well, donkey punch Chain Link and maniclion for 10 points each

3:04:59
Prince's moderator power's

I'll save it for now