Thread: Crono's Official Ironmag War

some of you may be familiar with this game. I'm not creative enough to have come up with it myself, I took it from one of my geek threads and personalized it so that we could enjoy it here as well. This'll either fluke and you'll all hate me or it'll be a fun kinda way to post whore. Anyway, here are the rules:

1. The object of the game is to be the last man (or woman) standing. You start with 125 points (or we'll just say 125 pnts to make it easier), and when you get 0 pnts, you lose. We'll get to how you lose points in a moment.

2. Each day, you are allowed 2 posts in the game. Ideally, these posts would say, for instance, 12:45:05 (12th hour, 45 minutes, 05 seconds). Unfortunately, Ironmag doesn't have a seconds counter, and it's the seconds that we're interested in. Therefore we have to use the honesty system. Double click the clock in the bottom right of the screen and for about 2 seconds the time will show up with, gasp, the seconds! The time will freeze for a couple seconds, so when you first open the clock, watch for it, remember it, and then post it. This will make sense in a sec. For instance, since I get two posts a day, I'd check the clock twice and then post this twice.

"first post 57" <- from "08:30:57"
"second post 07" <- from "08:31:07"

We will refer to these as "posts" and are used to collect items to wear down other players' points.

3. Now here comes the chart. They consist of numbers and a weapon, item, or supplement. You can use these to "attack" other people playing and take down their points. Weapons are used as soon as you get them, right after your second post! So to see what you get, look at your seconds that you just posted and search for them on the chart:

Weapons:
01,03,13,15- gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
04,07,18,41- Bonecrusher's homing puke missile- attack 4 pnts
11,57- rockgazer's Ultimate Chaos Conan Axe of Infinite Portals of Destruction, Death, and Puppies +5- attack 1 pnts
05,09,12,28- Premier's animal sex porno pistol- attack 8 pnts
20,50- shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts
23,43- min0 lee's "I see" dick pic- attack 20 pnts and make player lose 1 post (or can only post seconds once that day)
51,55- Luke9583's Donkeypunch- attack 2 people, 10 pnts each
19,58- MaxMirkin's Pubic Apologies- attack 10 pnts, restore 10 pnts of own points
37- maniclion's pink worm wacking- attack 14 pnts
27- dale mabry's doodie launcher- attack 25 pnts
45- rock4832's Super Cool Omega Anime Geek Energy attack- attack 22 pnts
31- Vieope's Italicized Blue Bunny stampede- attack 30 pnts
33- Chain Link's Butt Plug Explosion- attack 15 pnts, get additional post ("third post #seconds")
49- Titanya's Gaping Vortex- make any player so they can't attack that day
53- Goalgetter's Fatass Sexchange- swap any two player's points
56- Crono's Golden Shower (aka Piss Missiles)- attack 40 pnts

Items
Items can be stored to be used whenever. However, you can only keep up to 3, and must make room before storing another one. These are one time use and are gone once used.

42,52,54- Albob's Wig- get 2 new posts
16,32,48,57- IT's engagement ring hidden in the beer can- next attack at you takes 10 pnts less
02,24,36,44- Protein Shake- restore 10 pnts
26,35- MtnBikerChk's Sex Tip of the Day- restore 10 pnts, get 1 new post
00,59- Robert DiMaggio's Moderator Privaleges- Invincible for 1 day (no one can attack you)
39,46- Jodi's Health Tips- restore 15 pnts
06,08,17,21,25,29,30,34,38,40- Shae's Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD- nothing

Supplements
Supps are the same as Items, except that you use them with attacks whenever you choose to use them. Otherwise, you just store them in addition to the 3 possible items stored. However, you can only store one supplement at a time. Like items, these are one time use.

47- Steroids- Increase an attack +10 pnts
10,14- Creatine- Increase an attack +5 pnts
22- myCATpowerlift's raging hormones- use an attack twice

4. So in case you haven't figured it out by now. You will use the combinations of attacks, items, and supplements you get to wage war with others by "attacking" them. Each attack can only be used once (unless otherwise noted) and must be used after your initial two posts. Items and such can be used whenever as long as you have room to store them. Simply post who you attack and with what weapon, item, etc. Be creative, there's no right or wrong in how to attack. You must use the attacks right after your second post, right after you get them! "Posts" are the "First Post #"/"Second Post #," -not "posts" as in posting attacks or just chatting. You can attack, use items, etc. as long as you have the neccisary weapon, item, etc. but once you use it it's gone. It's a good idea to narrate what you're doing, so if you're storing an item it's good to say it just so we can all keep up. You can also talk and stuff, I'm not your mother do what the hell you want.
5. If you fall onto a weapon, item, etc. that includes your name, you are allowed one extra post. Otherwise, if your name is not included in the list, you get one extra post if you fall on Robert DiMaggio. Haha, sucks to be you.

6. If you have been eliminated, you can still post and stuff for fun, but no killing people

7. I'll serve as referee and be sure to post an updated scoreboard from time to time.

8. As the creator, I reserve the right to add temporary additions just to spice things up, such as new weapons, 3 posts a day, etc. I might go crazy!

9. Anyone can join at any time, although this may make things a bit unbalanced. So if we decide you suck, we, the faithful gamers, can pee missile you out of the game

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

1st post...42

edit lol i had to scroll up n see what 42 was go me. i am going to do all 4 posts now n spend tomorrow figuring this game out...

u only get 2 posts a day, but since midnight just passed u can let two be from yesterday and 2 for today
here's what you get gazer
42: Albob's wig
16: IT's ring
19: MaxMirkin's pubic apologies
09: Premier's porno pistol