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    Why don't we have Bidet's in the U.S.A.

    I once went on a vacation overseas and they had those things. I must admit it felt funny using them at first, but at least you don't have to worry about smelling like butt or your finger going thru the paper.

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    good question. i would need to sleep w my landlord to get 1 so i just keep a little pitcher on the edge of the sink..... Matt used it to take his pills 1 day lol he had no idea.

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    you pour pitchers of water down your asscrack?
    cutting sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    i would need to sleep w my landlord to get 1
    Come on. I said you'd only have to do it once.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB
    Come on. I said you'd only have to do it once.
    You lucky devil, but I doubt you would only want it once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    You lucky devil, but I doubt you would only want it once.
    You're absolutely correct...........................but I gotta start somewhere.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimebagDarrell
    you pour pitchers of water down your asscrack?
    don't you?

    who wants to kiss a nasty crack front or back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    don't you?

    who wants to kiss a nasty crack front or back?
    She does have a point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB
    Come on. I said you'd only have to do it once.
    and an indoor pool will cost me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    don't you?

    who wants to kiss a nasty crack front or back?
    Do you like having the crack of your ass licked?

    If yes, I'll happily oblige.

    Tell me more about what attention like when it comes to 'booty attention.'


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    I've never used one, but I dont think I'd like any high pressure shooting towards my ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    and an indoor pool will cost me?
    Just once more....................................IN THE POOL.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    hmmm, this is an interesting thread, lol, i better stay out of it. But please continue, there is just something about rockgazer and asscracks that just "crack's me up"

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