Famous last words

**min0 lee** · 12-11-2004, 06:42 PM

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
Executed in electric chair in New York.
~~ George Appel, d. 1928.

You are going to hurt me, please don't hurt me, just one more moment, I beg you!
Guillotined.
~~ Madame du Barry, mistress of Louis XV, d. 1793

I am going to be face to face with Jesus now. . . . I love you all very much. I will see you all when you get there. . . . I will wait for you.
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Karla Faye Tucker Brown, d. February 3, 1998

Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way.
Executed by firing squad.
~~ Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, d. November 24, 1922

Thank you for the change in my life you have given me, the love and closeness of my family and my beautiful daughter. Thank you for using me...
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ John Cockrum, d. September 30, 1997

I'm going home, babe.
Executed by injection, Delaware.
~~ James Allen Red Dog, d. March 3, 1993

Remember, the death penalty is murder.
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Robert Drew, d. August 2, 1994.

Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.
Last words on the gallows.
~~ George Engel
(He was one of four executed after the 1886 Haymarket bombing in Chicago)

I love you.
Spoken to the executioner.
Executed by injection, New York.
~~ Sean Flannagan, d. June 23, 1989.

How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
~~ James French, d. 1966

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr., d. February 11, 1992.

Let's do it!
Executed by firing squad, Utah.
~~ Gary Gilmore, d. January 17, 1977

I'd rather be fishing.
Executed in electric chair, Louisiana.
~~ Jimmy Glass, d. June 12, 1987.

Good people are always so sure they're right.
Executed at San Quentin.
~~ Barbara Graham, d. June 3, 1955

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995.

Lock and load. Let's do it.
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ G. W. Green, d. November 12, 1991

You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.
Executed in California's gas chamber.
~~ Robert Alton Harris, d. April 21, 1992.

It is the duty of every good officer to obey any orders given him by his commander-in-chief.
(Actual)
Shot by British as a spy.
~~ Nathan Hale, American hero, d. 1776

I am innocent, innocent, innocent. Make no mistake about this. I owe society nothing. I am an innocent man and something very wrong is taking place tonight.
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Lionel Herrera d. May 12, 1993.

I don't hold any grudges. This is my doing. Sorry it happened.
Executed in electric chair, Indiana.
~~ Steven Judy, d. March 9, 1981

Such is Life
Executed by hanging.
~~ Ned Kelly, Australian bushranger, d. 1880

I love you, mom.
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Clarence Lackey, d. May 20, 1997

Farewell, my children, forever. I go to your Father.
Executed by guillotine.
Monsieur, I beg your pardon.
Spoken to the executioner, after she stepped on his foot.
~~ Marie Antoinette, Queen of France, d. October 16, 1793

Today is a good day to die. I forgive all of you. I hope God does too.
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Mario Benjamin Murphy, d. September 17, 1997

So the heart be right, it is no matter which way the head lieth.
Executed by beheading.
~~ Sir Walter Raleigh, d. October 29, 1618.

Well, the Lord is going to get another one.
Executed in electric chair, Georgia.
~~ John Eldon Smith, d. December 15, 1983

Capital punishment: them without the capital get the punishment.
Executed in electric chair, Florida.
~~ John Spenkelink, d. May 25, 1979

Adios.
Executed by injection in Maryland.
~~ John Thanos, d. May 16, 1994

**Vieope** · 12-11-2004, 06:48 PM

This is awesome.

**Flex** · 12-11-2004, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I'd rather be fishing.
Executed in electric chair, Louisiana.
~~ Jimmy Glass, d. June 12, 1987.

^Funny as hell.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.
Executed in California's gas chamber.
~~ Robert Alton Harris, d. April 21, 1992.

^This one is my fav.

How bout this one...

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOM"
-William Wallace

**Luke9583** · 12-11-2004, 07:10 PM

You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.
Executed in California's gas chamber.
~~ Robert Alton Harris, d. April 21, 1992.

I think that was in "bill and ted's bogus journey"

**min0 lee** · 12-11-2004, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Luke9583

I think that was in "bill and ted's bogus journey"

That's who bill and ted got it from.

**Luke9583** · 12-11-2004, 07:17 PM

That movie was pre 1992

**Luke9583** · 12-11-2004, 07:18 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101452/

**min0 lee** · 12-11-2004, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Luke9583

That movie was pre 1992

He must have been a Bill and Ted fan.

**maniclion** · 12-12-2004, 01:08 AM

"Hey ya'll watch this"

**maniclion** · 12-12-2004, 01:12 AM

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

**maniclion** · 12-12-2004, 01:12 AM

"oh Shit!"

**Mudge** · 12-12-2004, 01:29 AM

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

**min0 lee** · 12-12-2004, 01:30 AM

"Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!"

Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.

Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.

**Little Wing** · 12-12-2004, 01:55 AM

my son is 7 my daughter 13 he almost had last words when i was asking her how she was feeling one day, "are you moodier than usual?" i suspected pms and he asked her "are you hornier than usual?" i have saved that boys life many times.

**Luke9583** · 12-12-2004, 07:16 AM

O man.

**simbh** · 12-12-2004, 07:47 AM

I am innocent, innocent, innocent. Make no mistake about this. I owe society nothing. I am an innocent man and something very wrong is taking place tonight.
Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Lionel Herrera d. May 12, 1993.

He probably is telling the truth .

**min0 lee** · 12-12-2004, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

my son is 7 my daughter 13 he almost had last words when i was asking her how she was feeling one day, "are you moodier than usual?" i suspected pms and he asked her "are you hornier than usual?" i have saved that boys life many times.

**min0 lee** · 12-12-2004, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by simbh

He probably is telling the truth .

Imagine that, DNA probaly could have helped him now.

**simbh** · 12-12-2004, 08:32 AM

Even dna has its flaws. Ive seen of coupled of people who were declared innocent after being proven guilty by dna (hair match) ... It was in fact prooved that hair matching was not precise enough to prove him guilty without any reasonable doubt. But thats just hair matching ... I dont know about the other forms , I think they are actually pretty precise.

**Mudge** · 12-12-2004, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by simbh

He probably is telling the truth .

I do remember a guy who swore he was innocent and was still sent down the line. I thought he was later proven innocent, but I dont recall - it was about that time also.

**King Silverback** · 12-12-2004, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by maniclion

"Hey ya'll watch this"

**simbh** · 12-12-2004, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by Mudge

I do remember a guy who swore he was innocent and was still sent down the line. I thought he was later proven innocent, but I dont recall - it was about that time also.

Imagine if he was proven innocent and the man is your brother...

**min0 lee** · 12-12-2004, 01:04 PM

Benjamin Franklin: “A dying man can do nothing easy.”
Grotius: “I have lived my life in a laborious doing of nothing.”
Leonardo da Vinci: “I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.”
Tolstoy: “Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.”

**min0 lee** · 12-12-2004, 01:07 PM

H. G. Wells: “Go away: I’m alright.”
General John Sedgwick (during the heat of battle in 1864): “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist——!”
Bing Crosby: “That was a great game of golf.”
Mahatma Ghandi: “I am late by ten minutes. I hate being late. I like to be at the prayer punctually at the stroke of five.”
Douglas Fairbanks, Sr.: “Never felt better.”
Franklin D. Roosevelt: “I have a terrific headache.”
Sal Mineo: (stabbed through the heart): “Oh God! No! Help! Someone help!”
Jesse James: “It’s awfully hot today.”
Lee Harvey Oswald: “I will be glad to discuss this proposition with my attorney, and that after I talk with one, we could either discuss it with him or discuss it with my attorney, if the attorney thinks it is a wise thing to do, but at the present time I have nothing more to say to you.”

**ALBOB** · 12-13-2004, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

"Hey ya'll watch this"

You bastard, that's what I was gonna say.

OK, here's one: "Do you guys smell something? Quick, give me a match."

**DOMS** · 12-13-2004, 03:52 PM

I think Mama Cass said it best, *choke* *choke* *choke* *choke*

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