Thread: truth about you

I'm listening to frank sinatra

Mack The Knife

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it … ah … out of sight.

Ya know when that shark bites, with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, though, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there’s nevah, nevah a trace of red.

Now on the sidewalk … uuh, huh … whoo … sunny mornin’ … uuh, huh Lies a body just oozin' life … eeek!
And someone’s sneakin' ‘round the corner
Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

A-there's a tugboat … huh, huh, huh …
down by the river don’tcha know
Where a cement bag’s just a'droopin' on down
Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear
Five'll get ya ten old Macky’s back in town.

Now, d'ja hear ‘bout Louie Miller?
He disappeared, babe
After drawin' out all his hard-earned cash
And now MacHeath spends just like a sailor
Could it be our boy's done somethin' rash?

Now … Jenny Diver … ho, ho … yeah … Sukey Tawdry Ooh … Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky’s back in town.

Aah … I said Jenny Diver … whoa … Sukey Tawdry Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe Now that Macky’s back in town …

Look out … old Macky is back!!









this Frank Sinatra shit is more violent than rap

He rocks.

oops this goes here.

New York, New York.

New york, new york

Start spreading the news, I’m leaving today
I want to be a part of it - new york, new york
These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it - new york, new york

I wanna wake up in a city, that doesn’t sleep
And find I’m king of the hill - top of the heap

These little town blues, are melting away
I’ll make a brand new start of it - in old new york
If I can make it there, I’ll make it anywhere
It’s up to you - new york, new york

New york, new york
I want to wake up in a city, that never sleeps
And find I’m a number one top of the list, king of the hill
A number one

These little town blues, are melting away
I’m gonna make a brand new start of it - in old new york
And if I can make it there, I’m gonna make it anywhere

It up to you - new york new york

New york

Wow, how did you know I was listening to Mack the Knife?

who is SF and what happened to him? I know we've lost some members because of lies of where they work and stuff and it all blew up when we found out the truth.

my story goes like this:

in my teens my friends and I were getting into benching and such because that's what you do in high school- the whole "coolness" hierarchy, you had to be buff to be cool. Plus we learned about this "incredible" new supplement that was "almost as good as steroids without all the negative side effects" when paired with something or another lots of protein drinks. That's how I found musclemag.
Eventually I became friends with most of the crowd there and gradually my requests for knowledge became fewer and fewer until I was just the perverted kid with a pissing fixation that maybe if you just ignore him he'll go away. My how the times have changed.
So eventually we all migrated here, to IM.com. By this time I'm happily settled in a home with tit and haven't been motivated to keep lifting. We've been living the college life pretty much living off of pizzas, sodas, chinese food, and when we have the oppurtunity, beer. Granted, in the past few years I have had spurts where I would hit the gym, mainly last summer because tit and I were visiting our different homes for the summer and I had little else to do. Neither of us are fat by any means, but the pizzas are certainly taking us places we don't want to be, so about a week ago she started a new weight loss program and I'm being dragged down with he... I mean being supportive and eating healthy alongside her

So I probably shouldn't be at a bodybuilding board considering all this. I'm a twig compared to any given poster here. However, in my time here I can't help but pick up lots of knowledge about lifting and dieting, although I think I've forgotten everything I once knew about supps. So in that sense I've certainly gained something from it being a bodybuilding forum and not like a Smurf's fanclub forum.

I haven't touched my weight bench in 8 month's, I'm so ashamed. I think I burnt out by pushing myself too hard. Not to worry I've been feeling the itch to get back, I go through these phases where I lift steadily for a year or 2 and then break for 6 to 9 month's. This time I can't get so damned hyped like I did a year ago. That's my problem I get so intense on things that I lose interest after a while, I have to work on pacing myself instead of instant gratification.

Originally Posted by Luke9583

O, shut up will! You're just fishing for compliments

Nope, that is the picture that is making me depressed. I have a good 25 pounds of blubber on that now.

ah yes, the classic IT pic

I'll trade you

Originally Posted by Crono1000

ah yes, the classic IT pic

How many times has that been mutilated with photo edit?

Originally Posted by Luke9583

I'll trade you

Okay, but that means you get the little wiener schnitzle too







Why the hell am I saying this?

between your head, mine, dero's, and albob's there was no telling who's who for quite some time

Originally Posted by irontime

Why the hell am I saying this?

becaus you love the punishment

Could be

Originally Posted by irontime

Okay, but that means you get the little wiener schnitzle too







Why the hell am I saying this?

Ahhhh, you're german too!

Well ya I am, but how the hell did you know that?

Magic

actually, i'm romanian

My dad's dad came over from Transylvania

It was the use of 'schnitzle' wasn't it?

Originally Posted by Luke9583

actually, i'm romanian

That's good At first I thought you were French

NO! It was magic

Originally Posted by Luke9583

NO! It was magic

Must be that weird Transylvanian shit

Originally Posted by irontime

That's good At first I thought you were French

even I would hate me if I were french...

Originally Posted by irontime

Must be that weird Transylvanian shit

I'm allergic to fresh garlic

Originally Posted by Luke9583

even I would hate me if I were french...

Okay but you do kinda make people think you are with your sig
"Farò l'amore dolce voi dal camino e li bacio dappertutto."
isn't that french?

Originally Posted by irontime

It was the use of 'schnitzle' wasn't it?

And the "little wiener", good thing I have some black genes

"I got 91% white genes, but my dick ain't one."

Originally Posted by irontime

Okay but you do kinda make people think you are with your sig
"Farò l'amore dolce voi dal camino e li bacio dappertutto."
isn't that french?

Italian