Thread: truth about you

Truth is I am a bad person.

we know

Why are you a bad person PreMier?
What did you do?

Originally Posted by Luke9583

we know

Originally Posted by Vieope

Why are you a bad person PreMier?
What did you do?

I abandoned someone in a time of need.. betrayal.

Tell us about it.

Originally Posted by irontime

:o Oops, the "l'amore" thing kinda threw me off

that's what u get for dropping out of college...Einstein...

OK so this is like a free tell all and no one is going to know kinda thing right?

As long as nobody will ever know I will confes. I shot JR. And Jimmy Hoffa.

OK I feel better now.

Thanks.

Originally Posted by Luke9583

Italian

ok i found an italian to english translator that says your siggy says this

"I will everywhere make the sweet love you from the fireplace and them
kiss."

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

OK so this is like a free tell all and no one is going to know kinda thing right?

As long as nobody will ever know I will confes. I shot JR. And Jimmy Hoffa.

OK I feel better now.

Thanks.

Dam, BC...we are aging ourselves...
I rented a move a couple years ago....Dragon heart II...
I asked the high school aged kid..how can there be a Dragon Heart II...when they killed the last dragon in th first one? Was it like a dream, like how someone shot JR?

<Blank face>
um...JR Ewing? Dallas? Longest running prime time drama on TV?

"Um...I think my FATHER used to watch that show"
I just took my movie, hung my head and left...

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

ok i found an italian to english translator that says your siggy says this

"I will everywhere make the sweet love you from the fireplace and them
kiss."

It does?

Originally Posted by Luke9583

It does?

what does it really say? the translation is strange but headed in the right direction.

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

what does it really say? the translation is strange but headed in the right direction.

It's a secret

nah, you pretty much got it

hmmm what about me can i share? i work out regularly, eat clean 99% of the time, and do have goals in sight. i dont care about competing or anything like that though. i didnt know anything a year ago but i have gained a ton of knowledge since joining IM. im taking a few weeks off though. i aint doin jack shit until jan.1

Shaving this morning, I discovered an uncomfortable amount of hair growing out of my ears.

I thought only old people like albob got that

TMI

what's TMI?

Too much information.

hey, I thought we were spillin our guts here

Everything in moderation busy I can only handle so much

I have a terrible confession. In the last two weeks, I killed three squirrels and a possum. I have a ridiculous amount of squirrels living in my yard. The epic numbers have destoyed my lawn and flower beds. I have two huge red oaks, which produce lots and lots of acorns, which is why they love my yard. I borrowed a trap from the humane society to catch them. It worked. However, you have to drive 30 minutes away to release them or they will find there way back. Well, the cage didn't fit in my trunk and the animals would have ripped the leather car seats to threads. So, I drowed them by throwing the cage in a trash can full of water. I know they are just rodents, but I feel horrible. I'm an animal serial killer.

They're coming for you Barbara

Originally Posted by Luke9583

They're coming for you Barbara

I recognize that quote, but I cannot recall?

Originally Posted by Burner02

Dam, BC...we are aging ourselves...
I rented a move a couple years ago....Dragon heart II...
I asked the high school aged kid..how can there be a Dragon Heart II...when they killed the last dragon in th first one? Was it like a dream, like how someone shot JR?

<Blank face>
um...JR Ewing? Dallas? Longest running prime time drama on TV?

"Um...I think my FATHER used to watch that show"
I just took my movie, hung my head and left...

I recalled this from a while back on another forum and thought it might make you feel better Burner ...

Originally Posted by From Copperhead.cc a direcway user's forum

Interesting facts:
The people who started college this fall across the nation were born in 1985.
They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era and did not know he had ever been shot.
They were barely out of diapers when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression.
There has only been one Pope.
They were 2 when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not remember the Cold War.
They have never feared a nuclear war.
"The Day After" is a pill to them, not a movie.
CCCP is just a bunch of letters.
They have only known one Germany.
They are too young to remember the first Space shuttle blowing up, and Tienanmin Square means nothing to them.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
They never had a Polio shot and likely do not know what it is.
Bottle caps have not only always been screw off, but have always been plastic.
They have no idea what a pull top can looks like.
Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums.
The expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them. They have never owned a record Player.
They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong.
Star Wars looks very fake, and the special effects are pathetic.
There have always been red M&M's, and blue ones are not new. What do you mean there used to be beige ones?
They may have heard of an 8-track, but chances are they probably have never actually seen or heard one.
The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old.
As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 37 cents.
Zip codes have always had a dash in them.
They have always had an answering machine.
Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black and white TV.
They have always had cable.
There have always been VCR's, but they have no idea what Beta is.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
They were born just after Walkman were introduced by Sony.
Roller-skating has always meant inline for them.
They have never heard of King Cola, Burger Chef, The Globe Democrat, Pan AM or Ozark Airlines.
The Tonight Show has always been hosted by Jay Leno.
They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool.
Popcorn has always been cooked in a microwave.
They have never seen and remember a game that included the St. Louis Football Cardinals, the Baltimore Colts, the Minnesota North Stars, the Kansas City Kings, the New Orleans Jazz, the Minnesota Lakers, the Atlanta Flames, or the Denver Rockies (NHL hockey, that is). They do not consider the Colorado Rockies, the Florida Marlins, the Florida Panthers, the Ottawa Senators, the San Jose Sharks, or the Tampa Bay Lightning "expansion teams."
They have never seen Larry Bird play, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a football player.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as W.W.I, W.W.II or even the Civil War.
They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard the terms "Where's the beef?", "I'd Walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, de plane!".
They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is.
The Cosby Show, The Facts of Life, Silver Spoons, The Love Boat, Miami Vice, WKRP in Cincinnati, and Taxi are shows they have likely never seen.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
They cannot remember the Cardinals ever winning a World Series, or even being in one.
Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America and Alabama are places, not groups.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

Originally Posted by trvlr70

I have a terrible confession. In the last two weeks, I killed three squirrels and a possum. I have a ridiculous amount of squirrels living in my yard. The epic numbers have destoyed my lawn and flower beds. I have two huge red oaks, which produce lots and lots of acorns, which is why they love my yard. I borrowed a trap from the humane society to catch them. It worked. However, you have to drive 30 minutes away to release them or they will find there way back. Well, the cage didn't fit in my trunk and the animals would have ripped the leather car seats to threads. So, I drowed them by throwing the cage in a trash can full of water. I know they are just rodents, but I feel horrible. I'm an animal serial killer.

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

I recalled this from a while back on another forum and thought it might make you feel better Burner ...

thanks....now I suddenly feel the need to sit down and take some geritol..

Originally Posted by Burner02

thanks....now I suddenly feel the need to sit down and take some geritol..

Who was the first Pres you voted for Burner? Mine was Ronnie ...

Well...I did NOT vote for slick willie....