Thread: pranks

Go to someones computer running XP. close all programs till you can just see the desktop. Hit Print Screen. Open Paint paste the saved desktop image. Set the saved image as the Wallpaper. Re-open the programs they had running when you started then hit ctrl-alt-delete, click Processes, highlight Explorer and click end process. When they return to their desk they'll be able to work on those things, but not be able to click on any icons on the desktop or open the start panel.

A very simple and childish one is to reconfigure Microsoft Word's AutoCorrect feature. You could set it up so that when they type in common words they are automatically replaced with offensive words of your choice. This is generally effective for people with very little computer knowledge. You could also try it in Kinko's or a local library and watch/laugh from a distance.

Once in school dorms about a dozen of us pulled out all the furniture out of a room and set it up in the middle of the football field outside our building exactly like it had been in the room upstairs (the owner was at class).

What was even funnier was the owner of the room coming home, looking out the window in the lounge to see what we were laughing at and starting to laugh...then he realized "HEY! THAT'S MY STUFF!" and lost it. It was hilarious.

Find someone at work that's a terrible typer and taped down a button underneath the button itself so that it's unnoticeable but obvious when looking at the screen.

Originally Posted by redspy

A very simple and childish one is to reconfigure Microsoft Word's AutoCorrect feature. You could set it up so that when they type in common words they are automatically replaced with offensive words of your choice. This is generally effective for people with very little computer knowledge. You could also try it in Kinko's or a local library and watch/laugh from a distance.

That is really great!!!

me and my friend duct taped the screen door handel to the wood door handel so when the people come home they cant open the door when they come home

Not so much a prank as a case of vengence/justice. This guy from one of the local colleges came to a party of mine and picked up on a female friend. He got her so drunk she passed out ... then he raped her. 1 week later I found him passed out at another party ... a party loaded with his friends. Since I was a stranger I could not just whip out my unit and take the nasty picture I wanted too ... Instead I just took his pic with his mouth wide open and photoshoped my hard-on into his open face later. I told his girl what he did to my friend. She checked it out with her and decided he was a dirtbag. Getting her on board allowed me access to his dorm room so I launched the pic to everyone on his contact list from his own comp. I then set his screen saver to "I'M A TOTAL COCKSUCKER" and password protected it. I hear the photo went around the campus like lightning. A few weeks later he chose to come looking for me. He chose poorly ... I really wanted to throw this asscrack a beatin' back when I found him. Since he was passed out at that time I couldn't ... this time he was stone cold sober.

the same thing happened to my friend but she does not who did it to her

me and a bunch of friends got 6 truck loads of snow from the mountains and burried some girls car in snow. there was not a snowflake in sight except on her car when she woke up the next morning. it took her 3 days to get out because we put her car on cinder blocks. just under the axil near the tire so her tires were not touching the ground. that way she could not just drive out of the man made snowbank. it made for some nice pictures.

holly shit man i had so many pranks i could talk all night about it, but one night we went to far and planned to "cum" on our best friends face while he was sleeping (of course those were my pot smoking days, and you dont really care when ur high) anyways im glad we didnt do it becasue that would just make me feel weird inside for life, lol.....god damn there is so much good shit i did i can't even start...ahhh damn those were the days, when you could eat a whoper and not feel guilty about it..

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Not so much a prank as a case of vengence/justice. This guy from one of the local colleges came to a party of mine and picked up on a female friend. He got her so drunk she passed out ... then he raped her. 1 week later I found him passed out at another party ... a party loaded with his friends. Since I was a stranger I could not just whip out my unit and take the nasty picture I wanted too ... Instead I just took his pic with his mouth wide open and photoshoped my hard-on into his open face later. I told his girl what he did to my friend. She checked it out with her and decided he was a dirtbag. Getting her on board allowed me access to his dorm room so I launched the pic to everyone on his contact list from his own comp. I then set his screen saver to "I'M A TOTAL COCKSUCKER" and password protected it. I hear the photo went around the campus like lightning. A few weeks later he chose to come looking for me. He chose poorly ... I really wanted to throw this asscrack a beatin' back when I found him. Since he was passed out at that time I couldn't ... this time he was stone cold sober.

damn man that is fucking shity what tha fucker did, i dont get it how can you do that to a girl/woman, it would just feel weird to me to do anything like that. Its sad i wana kill people like that, sometimes when me and my girlfriend (of 3 years) get drunk i most of the time just make her go to sleep if she wants some because i just feel weird becasue when you are drunk you dont know what the hell you are doing.....(we do get drunk alone in the tub and then get it on, thats a different story tho, but at a party or something, nahh)

This is not a prank or nutin but it was fuckign funny as hell me and bunch of my friends went to the varsity football game one friday and the Nfl player charles woodsen was in the stands and my friend steven didint know who charles woodsen was. later i saw some big ass fat guy and he was wearing a charles woodsen jersey and i told him it was charles woodsen. we all finally persuaded him to go get his autograph and he went lol. we asked him for his autograpgh and that fat guy said wtf and started laughing and so did all of my friends i swear that shit was so funy i was crying

Originally Posted by redspy

A very simple and childish one is to reconfigure Microsoft Word's AutoCorrect feature. You could set it up so that when they type in common words they are automatically replaced with offensive words of your choice. This is generally effective for people with very little computer knowledge. You could also try it in Kinko's or a local library and watch/laugh from a distance.

hey i want to do this but wheres words auto correct figure and how u do it?

The only pranks I did was stuff like tie my brothers arms and legs to his bed posts while he was sleeping,and saran wrap the toilet.Oh yeah,and rubberband the spray nozzle on the kitchen sink so when anyone turns it on they get sprayed.Nothing hardcore.

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Not so much a prank as a case of vengence/justice. This guy from one of the local colleges came to a party of mine and picked up on a female friend. He got her so drunk she passed out ... then he raped her. 1 week later I found him passed out at another party ... a party loaded with his friends. Since I was a stranger I could not just whip out my unit and take the nasty picture I wanted too ... Instead I just took his pic with his mouth wide open and photoshoped my hard-on into his open face later. I told his girl what he did to my friend. She checked it out with her and decided he was a dirtbag. Getting her on board allowed me access to his dorm room so I launched the pic to everyone on his contact list from his own comp. I then set his screen saver to "I'M A TOTAL COCKSUCKER" and password protected it. I hear the photo went around the campus like lightning. A few weeks later he chose to come looking for me. He chose poorly ... I really wanted to throw this asscrack a beatin' back when I found him. Since he was passed out at that time I couldn't ... this time he was stone cold sober.

Conscious or not, i'd have stamped on his face repeatedly.

This picture got back at alot of pervs sending me naked pics of themselves.