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Friend needs help, what should I do?
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12-15-2004, 05:40 PM
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The Original Jackass
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Friend needs help, what should I do?
Here is the scenario. I have a 26 year old friend who is going to be in school for a few more years, and he is taking it very seriously. About a month ago he started going out with this 18 year old, hot, tight body chick. She is absolutely gorgeous, great face, about 5'10, slim waist, size D, and is great to hang out and joke around with. But apparently she is taking up a lot of his time. In his words she likes to party and have about 4 hours worth of sex a day, and it is just wearing him down and he is scared that his school might suffer for it. Hence he is seriously considering breaking up with her.
Now as a friend I feel that it is my moral obligation to do something for my friend to help him in his hour of need. Should I;
A - hit him
B - hit him harder
C - use a friggin baseball bat
 They just all seem so tempting. Dumb ass bastard 
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12-15-2004, 06:00 PM
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Peelosopher
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wow. That pisses me off 
Don't you think he's just saying that to impress you? LIke "I'm so fucking bad that I don't need this hot chick?" That's how it comes across to me.
besides, if he's already getting some why go to school? Going to school is just to impress chicks into bed with you
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12-15-2004, 06:02 PM
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Ask her out on a date 
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12-15-2004, 06:09 PM
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him or her depending on how much you value the friendship and your fiancee. 
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12-15-2004, 06:30 PM
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He's over sexed and that's a problem? Did I miss a meeting or something?  I'd stand back and at some point he'll be too exhausted to carry on and will dump her himself. If you get involved in may appear like you're jealous and it could cause tension. In the mean time let him enjoy getting his brains f**ked out every day 
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12-15-2004, 06:35 PM
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happy sumo
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Tell him you will pick up the sex slack.
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12-15-2004, 06:45 PM
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Cartographer of the Mind
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Why don't you cut down your sex time with him, you're getting married soon anyway so you have to get used to it. 
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12-19-2004, 03:54 PM
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The Original Jackass
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Why don't you cut down your sex time with him, you're getting married soon anyway so you have to get used to it. |
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DIE!!! 
And welcome to the 'jackass' nominee list 
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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12-19-2004, 03:55 PM
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The Original Jackass
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
wow. That pisses me off
Don't you think he's just saying that to impress you? LIke "I'm so fucking bad that I don't need this hot chick?" That's how it comes across to me.
besides, if he's already getting some why go to school? Going to school is just to impress chicks into bed with you |
Somebody else maybe, but not this guy. He is absolutely serious 
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
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