Thread: Don't you hate when

What was the line?

Oh no, of course it didn´t happen to me.

I am just pointing out a fact of every guy´s life.

Originally Posted by Vieope

Don´t you hate when you are walking around, minding your own business then a really hot woman approaches you and uses a pick up line not as good as her looks?

Not really.

Originally Posted by Vieope

Oh no, of course it didn´t happen to me.

I am just pointing out a fact of every guy´s life.

So I should be asking myself this? Women usually ask to 'feel' me. Then they grab my ass.

As long as the line isnt "Hi my name's Susie and I have Herpes" then who really cares?

Originally Posted by Jeeper

As long as the line isnt "Hi my name's Susie and I have Herpes" then who really cares?

Good call.

Originally Posted by PreMier

What was the line?

Ok, it happened and I came here to brag about of course.
She came to me and told me that her house was on fire and she needed my help, she was crying and really nervous.
Come on, get a better pick up line next time and be cool.

So.. did you go to her house.. whip out your 'hose' and squelch her flame.. err.. fire?

Originally Posted by PreMier

So.. did you go to her house.. whip out your 'hose' and squelch her flame.. err.. fire?

I actually went there and the place was really on fire. So I bought an ice cream and stayed in front of the house. You know, I like irony.

Originally Posted by Vieope

Ok, it happened and I came here to brag about of course.
She came to me and told me that her house was on fire and she needed my help, she was crying and really nervous.
Come on, get a better pick up line next time and be cool.

so you just let her house and baby burn?

Originally Posted by Vieope

I actually went there and the place was really on fire. So I bought an ice cream and stayed in front of the house. You know, I like irony.

Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts

so you just let her house and baby burn?

Baby burn? Where did you see that? That would be too cruel to even make a joke.
Yes, I am sensitive with those things. I want to start a family. Go figure.

Btw, how are you?

huh?

"Have you ever sniffed my ass before?" Some girl dogs pickup line used on one of my dogs.

"It's my birthday and I've always wanted to fuck 3 guys in a stairway." Some tourist chick to 3 of my friends one night in Waikiki, later I find them in the stairway leading up to my penthouse hotel room

I wouldn't mind the hot woman approaching me any time any where in the world .

Fascinating!!!

Tell us more...

Hello, my name is Bambie....and I have a schlong.

Originally Posted by Vieope

Ok, it happened and I came here to brag about of course.
She came to me and told me that her house was on fire and she needed my help, she was crying and really nervous.
Come on, get a better pick up line next time and be cool.

You are lameoid. What happened. You need to explain.