Reply With Quote"Something About Mary" style? Never that bad ... but yeah I've nailed the johnson with my zipper. Not as bad as a test I was given for some kind of STD. I was around 18 ... so this was in 1978 ... and i went to the infirmery to complain abot some kind of funky colored goo that was coming out after I whacked off. The nurse stuck a metal que-tip device up my penis. It was a slender stell rod that actually had some kind of small cotton looking swab on the end of it. She burried it in my piss hole and then moved it around before removing it. This was truely an unhappy time in my life.
Have you ever zipped your weiner up?
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12-16-2004, 10:54 AM #1Moderator MODERATOR
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Have you ever zipped your weiner up?
Anyone ever zipped up too fast and caught ole one eye in the head or shaft?
One time I was late for a flight and I threw on a pair of shorts and zipped them up too quickly, catching Richard in the shaft. Hurt like a mofoIf sense were common, everyone would have it.
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12-16-2004, 11:04 AM #2Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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12-16-2004, 11:13 AM #3Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Well seeing as we are all bearing our souls here....
yea, I've caught my johnson in the zipper. I think that was the first and only time I ever spoke in tounges.
I'm of the opinion that there are two types of men out there...
Those that have zipped thier member and those that are going to zip thier member.
It ain't pretty, trust me.
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
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12-16-2004, 12:09 PM #4Lucky Luke
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Nope, but i've kneeled on it
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Originally Posted by Luke9583
Nope, but i've kneeled on it
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12-16-2004, 12:14 PM #6Lucky Luke
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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lol. is that really even possible? no i never zipped mine up Originally Posted by Luke9583
Nope, but i've kneeled on it or anyone else's. i did crash my bike once while riding with a bunch of guy friends. my uh nub was crushed on the crossbar. i think i understand some of the pain but i'm sure not nearly all of a miss-zip.
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12-16-2004, 12:19 PM #8Lucky Luke
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No. Originally Posted by rockgazer69
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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12-16-2004, 12:21 PM #9Member
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no way...i am always hard
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12-16-2004, 12:21 PM #10Lucky Luke
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RG,
When one crushes their 'uh nub' on a crossbar, is the first inclination to rub it?
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12-16-2004, 12:28 PM #11Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i'm the only girl that kept up with these guys biking. i just tried not to cry. i made some dumb crack about being a certified jewish boy now..... was thinking circumcision. it hurt. Originally Posted by Luke9583
RG,
When one crushes their 'uh nub' on a crossbar, is the first inclination to rub it?
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12-16-2004, 12:30 PM #12Lucky Luke
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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Franks and beans! franks and beans!!
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Never caught skin but I've yanked a pube or 2 out before I started trimming.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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yes and it wouldnt unzip for about 10 seconds
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12-16-2004, 01:45 PM #16finding peace
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WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER!!!! Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
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^ lol.
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a buddy of mine had this done about 2 years ago. he said it was the worst. he aquired the nickname "khemo-swabi" soon after. Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
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Originally Posted by bulletproof1
"khemo-swabi"
"I can do ALL things through Christ, who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13
"For NOTHING is impossible with GOD" - Luke 1:37
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12-16-2004, 03:32 PM #20Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Khemo-swabi ...
... yeah, he laughed a bunch at that one I bet.
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