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Old 12-18-2004, 08:31 PM   #1
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Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex

1. "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
2. "How come it's so BIG in there?"
3. "You've done this with a lotta
guys before---right?"
4. "Next time I come over,
don't bother with the underwear,... OK?"
5. (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
6. "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"
7. "Maybe if you did some pushups,
your boobs would grow."
8. "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
9. "I've been getting these little blisters lately...."
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Old 12-18-2004, 08:37 PM   #2
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10. How much do i owe you, 5 bucks?



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Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
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Old 12-18-2004, 08:48 PM   #3
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Old 12-18-2004, 08:59 PM   #4
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"I've had worse."

"Was there an echo in this room, or was that you?"

"You're much better than your sister."

"Good girl, now let's go play fetch."

"That was great, so are you ready for the rest of the team now?"

"Wow its alot better ALIVE."

"You know the guys were right, you are a lousy lay, but 5 points anyway!"
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Old 12-18-2004, 10:24 PM   #5
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Fine! No 5 bucks for you!



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Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
Total ownage.
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Old 12-18-2004, 10:58 PM   #6
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Fine! No 5 bucks for you!
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Old 12-19-2004, 06:59 AM   #7
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Sex still sux sure
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:45 AM   #8
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Old 12-19-2004, 09:07 AM   #9
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hopefully i wont ever have to say #6,9 to any girl.
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Old 12-19-2004, 12:23 PM   #10
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hopefully i wont ever have to say #6,9 to any girl.
no ??? ooo that's cold!



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Old 12-19-2004, 12:49 PM   #11
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I meant #6 and #9 from the list above. I would never turn down a 69.
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Old 12-19-2004, 01:01 PM   #12
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I meant #6 and #9 from the list above. I would never turn down a 69.
i wondered about that but #9 was your post. the numbers were at the top, did someone delete a post? anyway the no 6 no 9 kinda killed the whole Che is sexy thing for a sec.... glad you cleared that up



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Old 12-19-2004, 03:59 PM   #13
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Old 12-20-2004, 06:32 PM   #14
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The most famous after sex line by men..."DID-YA CUM"?



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Old 12-20-2004, 07:08 PM   #16
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Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex:


"Thank's Min0, you were great."
"No, problem Max, you weren't half bad yourself, even though you're half the man I am."



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or they announce oh you came good n you are thinkin wtf he's dreaming then you take his ear and put his head where it needs to be.....



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Old 12-20-2004, 07:13 PM   #18
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Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex:


"Thank's Min0, you were great."
"No, problem Max, you weren't half bad yourself, even though you're half the man I am."
Poor Max, where is he to defend himself. That Bitch.
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Old 12-20-2004, 07:51 PM   #19
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It usually gets 'em mad when you say:

"BITCH, get the FUCK outta here, and SHUT the FUCKIN' DOOR behind you."



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It usually gets 'em mad when you say:

"BITCH, get the FUCK outta here, and SHUT the FUCKIN' DOOR behind you."
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Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex:


"Thank's Min0, you were great."
"No, problem Max, you weren't half bad yourself, even though you're half the man I am."
Min0 lee, what's the scar on your crotch and why do you have a 'max' name badge in your purse?






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Min0 lee, what's the scar on your crotch and why do you have a 'max' name badge in your purse?
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The most famous after sex line by men..."DID-YA CUM"?
I have actually been asked that by a girl before. I was like "babe, if I had cum, it would be a freakin mess. There would be no question about it. You would have to towel yourself off and wash your sheets."



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