Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex

min0 lee · 12-18-2004, 08:31 PM

1. "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
2. "How come it's so BIG in there?"
3. "You've done this with a lotta
guys before---right?"
4. "Next time I come over,
don't bother with the underwear,... OK?"
5. (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
6. "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"
7. "Maybe if you did some pushups,
your boobs would grow."
8. "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
9. "I've been getting these little blisters lately...."

BigDyl · 12-18-2004, 08:37 PM

10. How much do i owe you, 5 bucks?

Little Wing · 12-18-2004, 08:48 PM

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... .................

min0 lee · 12-18-2004, 08:59 PM

"I've had worse."

"Was there an echo in this room, or was that you?"

"You're much better than your sister."

"Good girl, now let's go play fetch."

"That was great, so are you ready for the rest of the team now?"

"Wow its alot better ALIVE."

"You know the guys were right, you are a lousy lay, but 5 points anyway!"

BigDyl · 12-18-2004, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... .................

Fine! No 5 bucks for you!

Little Wing · 12-18-2004, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Fine! No 5 bucks for you!

lol

perfectbody · 12-19-2004, 06:59 AM

Sex still sux sure

MTN WARRIOR · 12-19-2004, 07:45 AM

Now get off me sis, you're crushin' my smokes

cappo5150 · 12-19-2004, 09:07 AM

hopefully i wont ever have to say #6,9 to any girl.

Little Wing · 12-19-2004, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappo5150

hopefully i wont ever have to say #6,9 to any girl.

no

??? ooo that's cold!

cappo5150 · 12-19-2004, 12:49 PM

I meant #6 and #9 from the list above. I would never turn down a 69.

Little Wing · 12-19-2004, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappo5150

I meant #6 and #9 from the list above. I would never turn down a 69.

i wondered about that but #9 was your post. the numbers were at the top, did someone delete a post? anyway the no 6 no 9 kinda killed the whole Che is sexy thing for a sec.... glad you cleared that up

irontime · 12-19-2004, 03:59 PM

Wow Titanya, I thought I was going to fall in.

Newt · 12-20-2004, 06:32 PM

How about.......What's that smell?

Rich46yo · 12-20-2004, 06:52 PM

The most famous after sex line by men..."DID-YA CUM"?

maniclion · 12-20-2004, 07:08 PM

Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex:

"Thank's Min0, you were great."
"No, problem Max, you weren't half bad yourself, even though you're half the man I am."

Little Wing · 12-20-2004, 07:09 PM

or they announce oh you came good n you are thinkin wtf he's dreaming then you take his ear and put his head where it needs to be.....

min0 lee · 12-20-2004, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex:

"Thank's Min0, you were great."
"No, problem Max, you weren't half bad yourself, even though you're half the man I am."

Poor Max, where is he to defend himself. That Bitch.

Flex · 12-20-2004, 07:51 PM

It usually gets 'em mad when you say:

"BITCH, get the FUCK outta here, and SHUT the FUCKIN' DOOR behind you."

min0 lee · 12-20-2004, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flex

It usually gets 'em mad when you say:

"BITCH, get the FUCK outta here, and SHUT the FUCKIN' DOOR behind you."

Fits you perfect.

Flex · 12-20-2004, 08:05 PM

i see. i think

Luke9583 · 12-20-2004, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex:

"Thank's Min0, you were great."
"No, problem Max, you weren't half bad yourself, even though you're half the man I am."

Min0 lee, what's the scar on your crotch and why do you have a 'max' name badge in your purse?

min0 lee · 12-20-2004, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

Min0 lee, what's the scar on your crotch and why do you have a 'max' name badge in your purse?

Purdue Power · 12-20-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich46yo

The most famous after sex line by men..."DID-YA CUM"?

I have actually been asked that by a girl before. I was like "babe, if I had cum, it would be a freakin mess. There would be no question about it. You would have to towel yourself off and wash your sheets."

RexStunnahH · 12-21-2004, 12:58 AM

That writting on the bathroom stall was right-I did have a good time.

12-18-2004, 08:31 PM	#1
min0 lee I See© Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 31,667 Blog Entries: 3 Photos: 542	Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex 1. "I was kidding about being sterile, you know." 2. "How come it's so BIG in there?" 3. "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?" 4. "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear,... OK?" 5. (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!" 6. "Do you know what a 'douche' is?" 7. "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow." 8. "I want you to try some of MY deodorant." 9. "I've been getting these little blisters lately...."

12-19-2004, 06:59 AM	#7
perfectbody Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 302	Sex still sux sure
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12-19-2004, 07:45 AM	#8
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12-19-2004, 03:59 PM	#13
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12-20-2004, 06:32 PM	#14
Newt Drinking buddy Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 358	How about.......What's that smell?
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12-18-2004, 08:48 PM	#3
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 21,050 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... .................

12-18-2004, 08:59 PM	#4
min0 lee I See© Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 31,667 Blog Entries: 3 Photos: 542	"I've had worse." "Was there an echo in this room, or was that you?" "You're much better than your sister." "Good girl, now let's go play fetch." "That was great, so are you ready for the rest of the team now?" "Wow its alot better ALIVE." "You know the guys were right, you are a lousy lay, but 5 points anyway!"

12-19-2004, 09:07 AM	#9
cappo5150 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Venice, CA Posts: 2,318 Photos: 1	hopefully i wont ever have to say #6,9 to any girl.

12-19-2004, 12:49 PM	#11
cappo5150 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Venice, CA Posts: 2,318 Photos: 1	I meant #6 and #9 from the list above. I would never turn down a 69.

12-20-2004, 06:52 PM	#15
Rich46yo Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 861	The most famous after sex line by men..."DID-YA CUM"?
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12-20-2004, 07:08 PM	#16
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 17,660 Photos: 10	Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex: "Thank's Min0, you were great." "No, problem Max, you weren't half bad yourself, even though you're half the man I am."

12-20-2004, 07:09 PM	#17
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 21,050 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	or they announce oh you came good n you are thinkin wtf he's dreaming then you take his ear and put his head where it needs to be.....

12-20-2004, 07:51 PM	#19
Flex FLEXecutioner Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Pomping Iyuhn Posts: 6,278 Photos: 2	It usually gets 'em mad when you say: "BITCH, get the FUCK outta here, and SHUT the FUCKIN' DOOR behind you."
	You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst. * Got juice?Need Motivation?How to Train* Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!Ahhnold*

12-20-2004, 08:05 PM	#21
Flex FLEXecutioner Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Pomping Iyuhn Posts: 6,278 Photos: 2	i see. i think
	You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst. * Got juice?Need Motivation?How to Train* Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!Ahhnold*

12-21-2004, 12:58 AM	#25
RexStunnahH The #1 StunnaH Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ewa Beach,Hawaii Posts: 461 Photos: 2	That writting on the bathroom stall was right-I did have a good time.
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