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12-18-2004, 08:31 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex
1. "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
2. "How come it's so BIG in there?"
3. "You've done this with a lotta
guys before---right?"
4. "Next time I come over,
don't bother with the underwear,... OK?"
5. (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
6. "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"
7. "Maybe if you did some pushups,
your boobs would grow."
8. "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
9. "I've been getting these little blisters lately...."
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12-18-2004, 08:37 PM #2Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Total ownage.
Originally Posted by kbm8795
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12-18-2004, 08:48 PM #3Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... .................
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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12-18-2004, 08:59 PM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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"I've had worse."
"Was there an echo in this room, or was that you?"
"You're much better than your sister."
"Good girl, now let's go play fetch."
"That was great, so are you ready for the rest of the team now?"
"Wow its alot better ALIVE."
"You know the guys were right, you are a lousy lay, but 5 points anyway!"
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12-18-2004, 10:24 PM #5Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
Fine! No 5 bucks for you!
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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12-18-2004, 10:58 PM #6Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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lol Originally Posted by BigDyl
Fine! No 5 bucks for you!
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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12-19-2004, 06:59 AM #7Member
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Sex still sux sure
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12-19-2004, 07:45 AM #8HOOAH!!!
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Now get off me sis, you're crushin' my smokes
THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME, CERTAINLY MUST MAKE ME STRONGER
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12-19-2004, 09:07 AM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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hopefully i wont ever have to say #6,9 to any girl.
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12-19-2004, 12:23 PM #10Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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no Originally Posted by cappo5150
??? ooo that's cold!
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12-19-2004, 12:49 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I meant #6 and #9 from the list above. I would never turn down a 69.
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12-19-2004, 01:01 PM #12Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i wondered about that but #9 was your post. the numbers were at the top, did someone delete a post? anyway the no 6 no 9 kinda killed the whole Che is sexy thing for a sec.... glad you cleared that up Originally Posted by cappo5150
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12-19-2004, 03:59 PM #13The Original Jackass
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Wow Titanya, I thought I was going to fall in.
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
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12-20-2004, 06:32 PM #14Drinking buddy
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How about.......What's that smell?
" I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."-Johnny Carson
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12-20-2004, 06:52 PM #15Registered User
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The most famous after sex line by men..."DID-YA CUM"?
"Death to Tyrants"!
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12-20-2004, 07:08 PM #16Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex:
"Thank's Min0, you were great."
"No, problem Max, you weren't half bad yourself, even though you're half the man I am."
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-20-2004, 07:09 PM #17Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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or they announce oh you came good n you are thinkin wtf he's dreaming then you take his ear and put his head where it needs to be.....
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Poor Max, where is he to defend himself. That Bitch.
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12-20-2004, 07:51 PM #19FLEXecutioner
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It usually gets 'em mad when you say:
"BITCH, get the FUCK outta here, and SHUT the FUCKIN' DOOR behind you."You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
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12-20-2004, 07:56 PM #20Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Fits you perfect. Originally Posted by Flex
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12-20-2004, 08:05 PM #21FLEXecutioner
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i see. i think
You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
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12-20-2004, 08:40 PM #22Lucky Luke
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Min0 lee, what's the scar on your crotch and why do you have a 'max' name badge in your purse? Originally Posted by maniclion
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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Originally Posted by Luke9583
Min0 lee, what's the scar on your crotch and why do you have a 'max' name badge in your purse?
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12-20-2004, 09:40 PM #24Good Enough Never Is
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I have actually been asked that by a girl before. I was like "babe, if I had cum, it would be a freakin mess. There would be no question about it. You would have to towel yourself off and wash your sheets." Originally Posted by Rich46yo
The most famous after sex line by men..."DID-YA CUM"?5'8 1/2, 225lbs
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12-21-2004, 12:58 AM #25The #1 StunnaH
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That writting on the bathroom stall was right-I did have a good time.
"MAKE IT HAPPEN"
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