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15 Pieces of Advice for Women
12-21-2004, 01:03 PM
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I SeeŠ
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15 Pieces of Advice for Women
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-
yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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12-21-2004, 01:13 PM
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SEMPER~FIDELIS
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12-21-2004, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
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This sums it up nicely.  |
Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.
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12-21-2004, 01:23 PM
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Lucky Luke
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New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf
"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"
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12-21-2004, 01:27 PM
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Monochromatic Bunny
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FURtherness
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12-21-2004, 01:31 PM
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SEMPER~FIDELIS
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5. Go for the younger man.
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12-21-2004, 01:33 PM
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Lucky Luke
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New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf
"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"
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12-21-2004, 01:34 PM
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SEMPER~FIDELIS
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we need a room
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12-21-2004, 01:37 PM
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I SeeŠ
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Sinnersssssssssssssssssssss
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12-21-2004, 01:38 PM
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Lucky Luke
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
we need a room
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New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf
"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"
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12-21-2004, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
Sinnersssssssssssssssssssss
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Said the transexual. |
FURtherness
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12-21-2004, 01:39 PM
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SEMPER~FIDELIS
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we need a hornier smiley too  |
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12-21-2004, 01:40 PM
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Lucky Luke
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New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf
"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"
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12-21-2004, 01:42 PM
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Monochromatic Bunny
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Hornier, not Dale like smile.
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12-21-2004, 01:44 PM
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Lucky Luke
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I typed in horny smiley and that came up  |
New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf
"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"
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12-21-2004, 01:46 PM
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SEMPER~FIDELIS
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12-21-2004, 01:47 PM
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Lucky Luke
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New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf
"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"
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12-21-2004, 01:48 PM
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Monochromatic Bunny
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
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That is great! I am turned on by a cartoon but I think I am a bunny. It is all healthy then. |
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12-21-2004, 01:49 PM
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Lucky Luke
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well, somebody knew I have a thing for french maid uniforms |
New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf
"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"
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12-21-2004, 01:51 PM
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Monochromatic Bunny
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Originally Posted by Luke9583
well, somebody knew I have a thing for french maid uniforms |
Is that why you dress your blow up doll as a maid? |
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12-21-2004, 01:52 PM
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Lucky Luke
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Is that why you dress your blow up doll as a maid?
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I didn't dress them!
I bought them that way |
New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf
"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"
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12-21-2004, 01:54 PM
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I SeeŠ
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12-21-2004, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Luke9583
I didn't dress them!
I bought them that way |
"them" 
That is some healthy way to have a threesome.
edit: "of having" a threesome. |
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12-21-2004, 01:56 PM
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Lucky Luke
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Gotta do what you gotta do |
New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf
"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"
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12-21-2004, 01:58 PM
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Monochromatic Bunny
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Do you use a condom in your rubber partner?
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12-21-2004, 02:03 PM
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Lucky Luke
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Do you use a condom in your rubber partner?
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Are you writing a book? |
New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf
"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"
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12-21-2004, 02:07 PM
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Monochromatic Bunny
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Originally Posted by Luke9583
Are you writing a book?
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No, I wanna be a part in all this fun. |
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12-21-2004, 02:27 PM
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I SeeŠ
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Said the transexual.
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12-21-2004, 04:06 PM
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