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12-21-2004, 01:03 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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15 Pieces of Advice for Women
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-
yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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12-21-2004, 01:14 PM #3Training Trainer ELITE MEMBER
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This sums it up nicely.
Originally Posted by min0 lee
Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.
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12-21-2004, 01:23 PM #4Lucky Luke
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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5. Go for the younger man.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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12-21-2004, 01:33 PM #7Lucky Luke
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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we need a room
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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Sinnersssssssssssssssssssss
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12-21-2004, 01:38 PM #10Lucky Luke
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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12-21-2004, 01:38 PM #11Monochromatic Bunny
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Said the transexual. Originally Posted by min0 lee
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we need a hornier smiley too
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12-21-2004, 01:40 PM #13Lucky Luke
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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Hornier, not Dale like smile.
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12-21-2004, 01:44 PM #15Lucky Luke
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I typed in horny smiley and that came up
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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12-21-2004, 01:48 PM #18Monochromatic Bunny
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That is great! I am turned on by a cartoon but I think I am a bunny. It is all healthy then. Originally Posted by rockgazer69
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12-21-2004, 01:49 PM #19Lucky Luke
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well, somebody knew I have a thing for french maid uniforms
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Is that why you dress your blow up doll as a maid? Originally Posted by Luke9583
well, somebody knew I have a thing for french maid uniforms
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12-21-2004, 01:52 PM #21Lucky Luke
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I didn't dress them! Originally Posted by Vieope
I bought them that way
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12-21-2004, 01:55 PM #23Monochromatic Bunny
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"them" Originally Posted by Luke9583
I didn't dress them!
I bought them that way
That is some healthy way to have a threesome.
edit: "of having" a threesome.
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Gotta do what you gotta do
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Do you use a condom in your rubber partner?
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Are you writing a book? Originally Posted by Vieope
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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No, I wanna be a part in all this fun. Originally Posted by Luke9583
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Originally Posted by Vieope
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Thats so fucked up haha
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
we need a hornier smiley too
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