Thread: Goodbye IM

cya

where u going?

Throwing in the Towell?

That's too easy..................

You're not really leaving...are u? Did I miss something?

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

He's back.

I need some fake drama for myself.

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Nope, too late.

Shut up. You looooooove me..

You have been missing for days leaving me all alone here.......................

Originally Posted by min0 lee

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I"m with min0

Originally Posted by min0 lee

You have been missing for days leaving me all alone here.......................

I am sorry. I am really not like myself in the last few days. This goes away pretty fast though. So we can resume our activities.

Originally Posted by Luke9583

I"m with min0

Really? Did you end your relationship with rubber woman?

Hey V, anything happen with that chick.

No, she is not going to marry him anytime soon, she is not going to be with me anytime soon as well. I think I will go on vacation for a while. It is the end of the year.

You should masterbate alot if you do that.

Actually I need to swim in the ocean, that always makes me feel better.

Originally Posted by Vieope

Actually I need to swim in the ocean, that always makes me feel better.

Come swim in this ocean.

http://starbulletin.com/2004/12/15/news/story2.html


50 Ft waves, nothing like a little ripple like that to get your spirits up

masterbate in the ocean then

Originally Posted by maniclion

Come swim in this ocean.

http://starbulletin.com/2004/12/15/news/story2.html


50 Ft waves, nothing like a little ripple like that to get your spirits up

Awesome!

Originally Posted by Crono1000

masterbate in the ocean then

Masturbate in this

Originally Posted by maniclion

Masturbate in this

I did, that is the reason for this wave.

Originally Posted by Vieope

I did, that is the reason for this wave.

Then you deffinately have some 'bound up' tension you should release more frequently.

would you like to borrow one of my 'rubber companions' ?

a little smile?

At the office:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!

5. HMMMMMMMM...I think it's out of fluid!

4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!



In law:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge!

8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers.

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offence?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

1. Think you can get me off?



In golf:

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker

7. Look at the size of his putter

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

1. Hold on...I need to wash my balls first