Why men stand and pee.....

Little Wing · 12-22-2004, 02:25 AM

Seems God was just about done creating the universe,but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.

"It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability."

Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please,oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! when I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..."

On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while.

"Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers, "What's left here? Oh yes, Multiple orgasms....."

RexStunnahH · 12-22-2004, 04:01 AM

HAHAHAHAHA
I think if men had that ability...We would never leave the room.or work.

Luke9583 · 12-22-2004, 05:50 AM

I'd rather woman had the multiples anyway. we both get to enjoy it either way

crisg555 · 12-23-2004, 07:28 AM

funny $hit...

Vieope · 12-23-2004, 07:34 AM

Little Wing · 12-23-2004, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke9583

I'd rather woman had the multiples anyway. we both get to enjoy it either way

can i have one.... hmmmm well i guess it would be more than one

MTN WARRIOR · 12-23-2004, 12:15 PM

Having multiple orgasms would just get in the way of sleep.

Archangel · 12-23-2004, 12:22 PM

DOMS · 12-23-2004, 01:07 PM

Adam is fluttering around in the Garden of Eden one day bored and lonely.
Adam: Hey God, you there?
God: Yes, Adam, I am always here.
Adam: Well I dont wanna sound un-greatful or anything, but I'm lonely.
God: Everything you see, I have created for you. From the ant to the elehpant, from land to sea, it has all been for you
Adam: Yeah I know what your saying God, but Im still lonely.
God: So you have a problem then Adam. But I have the solution. I will create you a woman.
Adam: What's a woman?
God: She will be everything your heart desires. When you are hungry she will cook for you, when you are thirsty she will fetch you water, when you are lonely she will listen, when you are hurt she will care for you, and when you have finished sex she will not expect you to stay awake.
Adam: Well that sounds great God.
God: But this will cost you Adam
Adam: What will this cost?
God: Your left arm and leg.
Adam: *After thinking on this for awhile* Hey, God.
God: Yes, Adam
Adam: What can I get for one rib?

12-22-2004, 02:25 AM	#1
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 21,046 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	Why men stand and pee..... Seems God was just about done creating the universe,but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability." Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please,oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! when I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. "Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers, "What's left here? Oh yes, Multiple orgasms....."

12-22-2004, 04:01 AM	#2
RexStunnahH The #1 StunnaH Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ewa Beach,Hawaii Posts: 461 Photos: 2	HAHAHAHAHA I think if men had that ability...We would never leave the room.or work.
	"MAKE IT HAPPEN"

12-22-2004, 05:50 AM	#3
Luke9583 Lucky Luke Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: idaho Posts: 5,390 Photos: 9	I'd rather woman had the multiples anyway. we both get to enjoy it either way
	New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf "She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"

12-23-2004, 07:28 AM	#4
crisg555 Just the Beginning Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 97 Photos: 1	funny $hit...
	http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/220/flex3tx.gif Flex it BABY!!!

12-23-2004, 12:15 PM	#7
MTN WARRIOR HOOAH!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: HOOAHVILLE Posts: 604	Having multiple orgasms would just get in the way of sleep.
	THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME, CERTAINLY MUST MAKE ME STRONGER

12-23-2004, 07:34 AM	#5
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,817 Photos: 10

12-23-2004, 12:22 PM	#8
Archangel High Intensity Freak Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Intensity Island Posts: 10,178 Photos: 4
	"I can do ALL things through Christ, who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13 "For NOTHING is impossible with GOD" - Luke 1:37

12-23-2004, 01:07 PM	#9
DOMS Metrosexual Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In a van, down by the river... Posts: 21,439 Photos: 5	Adam is fluttering around in the Garden of Eden one day bored and lonely. Adam: Hey God, you there? God: Yes, Adam, I am always here. Adam: Well I dont wanna sound un-greatful or anything, but I'm lonely. God: Everything you see, I have created for you. From the ant to the elehpant, from land to sea, it has all been for you Adam: Yeah I know what your saying God, but Im still lonely. God: So you have a problem then Adam. But I have the solution. I will create you a woman. Adam: What's a woman? God: She will be everything your heart desires. When you are hungry she will cook for you, when you are thirsty she will fetch you water, when you are lonely she will listen, when you are hurt she will care for you, and when you have finished sex she will not expect you to stay awake. Adam: Well that sounds great God. God: But this will cost you Adam Adam: What will this cost? God: Your left arm and leg. Adam: After thinking on this for awhile Hey, God. God: Yes, Adam Adam: What can I get for one rib?

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