What's the dumbest reason you ever broke up with someone?

**Dale Mabry** · 12-22-2004, 12:09 PM

Let's get some good ones. I will post later, but mine are ridiculous so I wanna see what others put. I am very much like Jerry Seinfeld in that I can come up with the dumbest shit.

Example-I stopped seeing a girl because her hair was kinky and I didn't want to have kids with a girl with kinky hair. Since I won't date someone I couldn't be with forever, I made her hit the bricks.

Vieope · 12-22-2004, 12:20 PM

I don´t think that I ever broke up with someone because of a really immature reason. I usually don´t start a relationship due to a very immature reason.

**Jodi** · 12-22-2004, 12:21 PM

I didn't like the shape of his nose. It annoyed me and it was always staring at me.

largepkg · 12-22-2004, 12:22 PM

I left a girl because she came (discharge) more then myself. My manhood was in question so I did the only logical thing.

**Dale Mabry** · 12-22-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Vieope

I don´t think that I ever broke up with someone because of a really immature reason. I usually don´t start a relationship due to a very immature reason.

That is my case as well.

QuestionGuy · 12-22-2004, 12:34 PM

her mom was fat, and had a big fat ass. The girl I was dating was skinny and pretty cool to be with, so I said fuck it I can't take the chance of her ever being like her mom.

BoneCrusher · 12-22-2004, 12:43 PM

I was interested in someone else ... her sister

. The sister kept touching her lips and looking at me ...

ponyboy · 12-22-2004, 12:48 PM

She was a heroin addict. That was pretty stupid I guess.

I have been dumped for some doozies. One girl broke up with me because I wasn't Christian and her family convinced her I was the devil. Another said she didn't want to date me anymore because I stared at her too much.

Little Wing · 12-22-2004, 04:08 PM

smoking but i don't think it's so dumb who wants to reek because someone else has a bad habit.

maniclion · 12-22-2004, 04:31 PM

I never really dumped any of my girlfriends I just sort of distanced myself from them until they got the hint. My first girlfriend used to ask me "What are you thinking?" too often so I just stopped hanging around with her, that was highschool. Another girlfriend freaked me out during sex by yelling like I was killing her and told small lies about herself, she became a bootycall. Another girlfriend was too aloof and wore the wrong shade of makeup that made the rest of her face look paler than the rest of her body, she became a "I'm very desperate and need to fuck" call.

PreMier · 12-22-2004, 05:45 PM

I also usually distance myself. My first girlfriend was really clingy. I said I may move somewhere to go to school.. and she said: "that would be great to move there.. I cant wait. We will have so much fun".

BoneCrusher · 12-22-2004, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PreMier

... she said: "that would be great to move there.. I cant wait. We will have so much fun".

See ya!!!

Vieope · 12-22-2004, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

I never really dumped any of my girlfriends I just sort of distanced myself from them until they got the hint.

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Originally Posted by PreMier

I also usually distance myself.

That is not nice at all.

PreMier · 12-22-2004, 07:44 PM

Thanks for pointing that out you ass. Thats why im better than you

Vieope · 12-22-2004, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by PreMier

Thanks for pointing that out you ass. Thats why im better than you

Really, why not just say that you don´t want to date them anymore?

PreMier · 12-22-2004, 07:49 PM

I have. I should have been more specific, and said thats what I did for that time. Another thing, is I dont care much for confrontation.. and when you tell someone that you dont want to be with them, they confront you about it.. ask why etc. Even if there isnt a valid reason.

Vieope · 12-22-2004, 07:59 PM

It is better than keeping them guessing what is going on. Because there is nothing worst than talking to someone and discovering later that they didn´t want to be with you.
Use George´s excuse them: "It is not you, it is me."

maniclion · 12-22-2004, 08:00 PM

I can't stand to see them cry, last time I told a girl I didn't want to see her anymore she collapsed and started bawling, I felt bad, got drunk and wound up with her next to me the next morning. I saw a cycle forming so I thought it would be better if she just decided I wasn't as fun to be with anymore.

**Jodi** · 12-22-2004, 08:01 PM

I've done that too before Jake and they just don't seem to get the hint...........so, you just stop returning phone calls and after a month or so they finally stop

Vieope · 12-22-2004, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jodi

I've done that too before Jake and they just don't seem to get the hint...........so, you just stop returning phone calls and after a month or so they finally stop

Don´t blame us though, we never know what women are thinking anyway.

maniclion · 12-22-2004, 08:13 PM

It was easy when I was in the Navy, I would leave for 2 weeks and not tell them when I got back. But then about a month later I would start getting messages on the ship from at least 2 of the 4 I was juggling so I'd have to meet them and make up an excuse like, "Uh, they transferred me to another ship for training." Plus the other guys would harass me cause they thought I was a pimp.

LAM · 12-22-2004, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

It was easy when I was in the Navy, I would leave for 2 weeks and not tell them when I got back. But then about a month later I would start getting messages on the ship from at least 2 of the 4 I was juggling so I'd have to meet them and make up an excuse like, "Uh, they transferred me to another ship for training." Plus the other guys would harass me cause they thought I was a pimp.

I used to do the same shit when I was stationed in Corranado...I am the absolute worst when it comes to ended relationships. I've broken up with girls for no reason at all. but I also knew at age 20 that I didn't want to get married until I was at least 40...

maniclion · 12-22-2004, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LAM

I used to do the same shit when I was stationed in Corranado...I am the absolute worst when it comes to ended relationships. I've broken up with girls for no reason at all. but I also knew at age 20 that I didn't want to get married until I was at least 40...

Those were the day's huh? I think my karma came back to get me when I fell in love with one of them just one month after I was discharged.

Little Wing · 12-22-2004, 09:15 PM

i dated my math teacher's son it was fine till my teacher mentioned it. saying he didn't know what i was doing to jay (nothing) but he was was so distracted he tried to cook soup in a sieve.... i never explained or anything

QuestionGuy · 12-22-2004, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

I can't stand to see them cry, last time I told a girl I didn't want to see her anymore she collapsed and started bawling, I felt bad, got drunk and wound up with her next to me the next morning. I saw a cycle forming so I thought it would be better if she just decided I wasn't as fun to be with anymore.

when I was in highschool I dated a girl who was fucking awesome in bed but I didn't like her at all. So when I broke up with her, and she acted all cool, next night she called me for a booty call so I went to her house and banged her in the car next to (ranging water) a waterpark next to a river. After we were done I tryed to start my car and drive and right then and there noticed my transmission to go bye-bye. As I was pushing my car like an Idiot with my shirt on backwards I saw her friends driving by and they gave us a lift to drop her home, the whole time she was in the back with me silently crying and whining and beging me to come back to her, well she was soooooooo anoying that I finnaly said YES! and the next day I realized what I got myself into. GOD DAMN YOU WOMEN!! have some crazy powers...!

**Dale Mabry** · 12-22-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

who wants to reek because someone else has a bad habit.

That's why I don't eat pussy.

Little Wing · 12-23-2004, 12:04 AM

fine no $5 for you.

12-22-2004, 12:09 PM	#1
Dale Mabry Moderator Moderator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Elsewhere Posts: 13,883 Photos: 10	What's the dumbest reason you ever broke up with someone? Let's get some good ones. I will post later, but mine are ridiculous so I wanna see what others put. I am very much like Jerry Seinfeld in that I can come up with the dumbest shit. Example-I stopped seeing a girl because her hair was kinky and I didn't want to have kids with a girl with kinky hair. Since I won't date someone I couldn't be with forever, I made her hit the bricks.
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12-22-2004, 12:21 PM	#3
Jodi Moderator Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 22,260 Photos: 1	I didn't like the shape of his nose. It annoyed me and it was always staring at me.
	Essence EFA

12-22-2004, 12:48 PM	#8
ponyboy Training Trainer Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Running around somewhere Posts: 2,608 Photos: 1	She was a heroin addict. That was pretty stupid I guess. I have been dumped for some doozies. One girl broke up with me because I wasn't Christian and her family convinced her I was the devil. Another said she didn't want to date me anymore because I stared at her too much.
	Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot. The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.

12-22-2004, 05:45 PM	#11
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,308 Photos: 2	I also usually distance myself. My first girlfriend was really clingy. I said I may move somewhere to go to school.. and she said: "that would be great to move there.. I cant wait. We will have so much fun".
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12-22-2004, 07:44 PM	#14
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,308 Photos: 2	Thanks for pointing that out you ass. Thats why im better than you
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12-22-2004, 12:20 PM	#2
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,863 Photos: 10	I don´t think that I ever broke up with someone because of a really immature reason. I usually don´t start a relationship due to a very immature reason.

12-22-2004, 12:22 PM	#4
largepkg Senior Fucknut Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: S FLA Posts: 3,158 Photos: 2	I left a girl because she came (discharge) more then myself. My manhood was in question so I did the only logical thing.

12-22-2004, 12:34 PM	#6
QuestionGuy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 2,263	her mom was fat, and had a big fat ass. The girl I was dating was skinny and pretty cool to be with, so I said fuck it I can't take the chance of her ever being like her mom.

12-22-2004, 12:43 PM	#7
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,580	I was interested in someone else ... her sister . The sister kept touching her lips and looking at me ...

12-22-2004, 04:08 PM	#9
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 21,685 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	smoking but i don't think it's so dumb who wants to reek because someone else has a bad habit.

12-22-2004, 04:31 PM	#10
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 18,389 Photos: 10	I never really dumped any of my girlfriends I just sort of distanced myself from them until they got the hint. My first girlfriend used to ask me "What are you thinking?" too often so I just stopped hanging around with her, that was highschool. Another girlfriend freaked me out during sex by yelling like I was killing her and told small lies about herself, she became a bootycall. Another girlfriend was too aloof and wore the wrong shade of makeup that made the rest of her face look paler than the rest of her body, she became a "I'm very desperate and need to fuck" call.

12-22-2004, 07:49 PM	#16
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,308 Photos: 2	I have. I should have been more specific, and said thats what I did for that time. Another thing, is I dont care much for confrontation.. and when you tell someone that you dont want to be with them, they confront you about it.. ask why etc. Even if there isnt a valid reason.
	P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

12-22-2004, 07:59 PM	#17
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,863 Photos: 10	It is better than keeping them guessing what is going on. Because there is nothing worst than talking to someone and discovering later that they didn´t want to be with you. Use George´s excuse them: "It is not you, it is me."

12-22-2004, 08:00 PM	#18
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 18,389 Photos: 10	I can't stand to see them cry, last time I told a girl I didn't want to see her anymore she collapsed and started bawling, I felt bad, got drunk and wound up with her next to me the next morning. I saw a cycle forming so I thought it would be better if she just decided I wasn't as fun to be with anymore.

12-22-2004, 08:01 PM	#19
Jodi Moderator Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 22,260 Photos: 1	I've done that too before Jake and they just don't seem to get the hint...........so, you just stop returning phone calls and after a month or so they finally stop
	Essence EFA

12-22-2004, 08:13 PM	#21
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 18,389 Photos: 10	It was easy when I was in the Navy, I would leave for 2 weeks and not tell them when I got back. But then about a month later I would start getting messages on the ship from at least 2 of the 4 I was juggling so I'd have to meet them and make up an excuse like, "Uh, they transferred me to another ship for training." Plus the other guys would harass me cause they thought I was a pimp.

12-22-2004, 09:15 PM	#24
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 21,685 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	i dated my math teacher's son it was fine till my teacher mentioned it. saying he didn't know what i was doing to jay (nothing) but he was was so distracted he tried to cook soup in a sieve.... i never explained or anything

12-23-2004, 12:04 AM	#27
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 21,685 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	fine no $5 for you.