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NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!! That is so funny
So I went to see the doctor and...
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So I went to see the doctor and...
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who
insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this. You got to love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.
"The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room
full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The
receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?""I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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Good one Mudge. It's actually illegal for her to ask within earshot of other people. Against HIPPA regulations.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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Originally Posted by rock4832
THEY ALWAYS ASK!
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Maybe but they shouldn't. That's why you have a form to fill out when you get there. Originally Posted by QuestionGuy
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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and now you post it on the internet
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Oh, that was beautiful!
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Too Funny
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