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12-27-2004, 02:15 PM #1IDIOT SAVANT
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Another Ebay funny
Ok folks... if you were going to open up an online store that specialized in writing utensils like pens and pencils... wouldn't you stray away from a URL like this?
Folks, I introduce you to PEN ISLAND.. for all your writing utensil needs.
www.penisland.com
Seriously... did they not proof-read before they purchased this domain name?
P.S. No, I did NOT go searching for that title. Fuck off Vieope, Dale, Crono and anyone else thinking along those lines.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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12-27-2004, 02:17 PM #2HOOAH!!!
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THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME, CERTAINLY MUST MAKE ME STRONGER
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12-27-2004, 02:19 PM #3Peelosopher
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posts like a duck, and looks at porn like a duck...
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12-27-2004, 02:27 PM #4IDIOT SAVANT
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.....it must be Vieope.
(I copied and pasted this from another board so fuck off.
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12-27-2004, 02:32 PM #5Moderator MODERATOR
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It puts the lotion on it's skin...
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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12-27-2004, 02:42 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I did a google search on a portion of the text and it only came up at www.polesmokersanonymousforums.com
Originally Posted by ALBOB
.....it must be Vieope.
(I copied and pasted this from another board so fuck off. )
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-27-2004, 02:55 PM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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We believe you. Originally Posted by ALBOB
.....it must be Vieope.
(I copied and pasted this from another board so fuck off. )
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12-28-2004, 06:01 PM #8IDIOT SAVANT
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It came back with your homepage? Wow, you must be so proud. Originally Posted by maniclion
I did a google search on a portion of the text and it only came up at www.polesmokersanonymousforums.com
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12-30-2004, 04:08 AM #9Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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" You know, if you hold a pencil in your hand, it's a phallic symbol and you really want to hold a cock in your hand."
taken out of context but Arnold Schwarzenegger.
well here
"What I want to do is make Americans aware that they're fucked-up when they equate everything a person does with some sexual trip. . You know, if you hold a pencil in your hand, it's a phallic symbol and you really want to hold a cock in your hand. And a football coach doesn't really want to be a coach, he likes to slap football players' asses...he's a latent homosexual. And it goes on and on and on, all the fucking time."
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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12-30-2004, 07:07 AM #10Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I have always wondered that. What is the purpose. Originally Posted by rockgazer69
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12-30-2004, 08:50 AM #11I'm the daddy ELITE MEMBER
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Figures it was Albob that went looking for penis land.
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12-30-2004, 09:25 AM #12IDIOT SAVANT
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And found YOU there. Originally Posted by Fade
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12-30-2004, 09:44 AM #13Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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So thats how you got that rash
~Ann
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12-30-2004, 10:14 AM #14IDIOT SAVANT
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Yep, Fade kept grabbing my ass and gave me a rash. Can't you keep him on a leash or something? Originally Posted by butterfly
So thats how you got that rash
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12-30-2004, 12:09 PM #15I'm the daddy ELITE MEMBER
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I don't think my spike collar has a place to hook a leash to.
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12-30-2004, 12:28 PM #16Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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That is just royal.
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