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  1. 01-02-2005, 07:48 PM #1
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    So...

    ... I entered the asylum at night, under a very strong and poetic rain. In the hall, 30 people on straitjackets were having dinner. One guy spilled his food on the floor and started cursing. I told him to see a psychiatrist for that stress.
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    He then Jumped onto the 50 foot long dinner table charged as fast as he could tward him, Dove off the edge of the table headbutting Vieope dead center of his chest.
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    Hey V, How was the guy eatting soup in a straitjacket anyway?
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    ... I entered the asylum at night, under a very strong and poetic rain. In the hall, 30 people on straitjackets were having dinner. One guy spilled his food on the floor and started cursing. I told him to see a psychiatrist for that stress.
    Are you referring rock is crazy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire
    Hey V, How was the guy eatting soup in a straitjacket anyway?
    Soup.
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    With a straw. Sometimes, if they're not careful, they let the straw slip from between their thin lips, and they have to wait for the guard to pass and pick the straw up out of their thin soup with his grimy hands.
    I can do it

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    I see the whole dog bowl maneuver, very crafty.
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    Hey GBC you look great in you avi, by the way
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Are you referring rock is crazy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by greekblondechic
    With a straw. Sometimes, if they're not careful, they let the straw slip from between their thin lips, and they have to wait for the guard to pass and pick the straw up out of their thin soup with his grimy hands.
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    Any one know where to find a code breaking game or pattern game, or game where you have to use you head, or something, Im bored damnit.
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire
    Any one know where to find a code breaking game or pattern game, or game where you have to use you head, or something, Im bored damnit.
    I am not that bored today.
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    Well arent you special
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    Isn´t that from SNL? That woman from a chruch.
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    Yup The church lady, F-ing hillarious
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    Thanks.
    I can do it

    I WILL be a size 5.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire
    Yup The church lady, F-ing hillarious
    Yeah!
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    He (Carvey) Mike Myers and Phil Hartmen are my three favorite SNL actors
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    I like the weekend news update, even today. I don´t know if that woman who wears glasses is still there. I do like her.
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    So I assume you are still in the asylum?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    What do I have the feeling that 'asylum' is a euphemism for IM?

    Hey min0, could you please pass me a straw?
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Evertime I see that face I die laughing.
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    He reminds me of Ed Grimly. Who is he?
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    Quote Originally Posted by cfs3
    He reminds me of Ed Grimly. Who is he?
    12 years ago KEFE's mom got on a Greyhound bus with her baby.
    The bus driver took one look at her and said, "Ma'am, that's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen."
    She went to the rear of the bus and sat down, half-shocked and half-angry. She turned to the man next to her and said, "I can't believe it. The bus driver just insulted me!"
    The man said, "If I were you, I'd go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    12 years ago KEFE's mom got on a Greyhound bus with her baby.
    The bus driver took one look at her and said, "Ma'am, that's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen."
    She went to the rear of the bus and sat down, half-shocked and half-angry. She turned to the man next to her and said, "I can't believe it. The bus driver just insulted me!"
    The man said, "If I were you, I'd go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.
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