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  1. 01-03-2005, 06:16 PM #1
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    Best breakup letter ever.

    A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
    >letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
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    >Dear Ricky,
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    >I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
    >between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you
    >twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm
    >sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love,
    >
    >
    >Becky..............
    >
    >The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
    >snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
    >ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included
    >all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his
    >buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this
    >note:
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    >Dear Becky,
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    >
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    >I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are.
    >
    >Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
    >me.
    >
    >Take Care,
    >Ricky
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  3. 01-03-2005, 06:19 PM #2
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  4. 01-03-2005, 06:28 PM #3
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    What, did the 5 fingers, say to Becky's face?

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  5. 01-03-2005, 06:31 PM #4
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    Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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  8. 01-03-2005, 07:33 PM #7
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    That guy deserves a Congresional Medal of Honor for that.
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  9. 01-03-2005, 10:46 PM #8
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  10. 01-04-2005, 12:08 AM #9
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  11. 01-04-2005, 01:26 AM #10
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  12. 01-04-2005, 01:56 AM #11
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    Great one Jake!!!
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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    Indeed!
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  15. 01-04-2005, 06:01 PM #14
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    I don't mean to ruin the fun.... but that's from M*A*S*H. though it was probably still some kind of longstanding joke before 1975.
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    it sounded too perfect to be real anyway
    You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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  18. 01-05-2005, 06:13 PM #17
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    thats excellent. haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhoo
    I don't mean to ruin the fun.... but that's from M*A*S*H. though it was probably still some kind of longstanding joke before 1975.
    I knew it was familiar, but I couldn't quite place it...
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex
    it sounded too perfect to be real anyway
    A little too elaborate, I woulda just flew home and stabbed the bitch...















    In the face...










    Long-ways...










    Twice.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    A little too elaborate, I woulda just flew home and stabbed the bitch...















    In the face...










    Long-ways...










    Twice.














    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkk thennnn anyways..... that shit was funny but like someone said above, to perfect to be true, I doubt that a girl would breakup with noyfriend while he is still down there man, that would be really depressing...
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  23. 01-06-2005, 09:01 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuestionGuy
    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkk thennnn anyways..... that shit was funny but like someone said above, to perfect to be true, I doubt that a girl would breakup with noyfriend while he is still down there man, that would be really depressing...
    I met a girl at a bar whose boyfriend was over in Iraq and she was all over me. I coulda had her and she asked me for my number, but I couldn't do it even though he is not over there protecting anything I have interest in. There is a level of respect you have to give someone who will do something like that. I did whack it to her when I got home, she had huge boobs. Does that make me bad?
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    There is a level of respect you have to give someone who will do something like that. I did whack it to her when I got home, she had huge boobs. Does that make me bad?
    hahahahahaha, this may be the funniest bost ive ever read....
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