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| View Poll Results: Who should be my co-host for the game? | |||
| Rockgazer |
  
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4 | 28.57% |
| Luke |
  
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2 | 14.29% |
| Flex |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Crono |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Dale |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Premier |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Vieope |
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5 | 35.71% |
| Albob |
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2 | 14.29% |
| Prince |
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0 | 0% |
| other....(please name) |
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1 | 7.14% |
| Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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01-08-2005, 08:31 PM
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*BUZZ*
And while I send off a p.m. to Vieope about this good round, how bout you rack your brains on this: scene: Dairy of Vieope |
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01-09-2005, 09:48 AM
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Dear diary;
I often wander if Shae is cute and cuddly as I am. I wander if Albob is as cute and cuddly as I am. I wander if Min0 is.....  |
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01-09-2005, 10:17 AM
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 I wander if Vieope is gonna split the cookie winnings between us if we win.  |
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01-09-2005, 10:57 AM
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*BUZZ*
That round was bad. Lets just give me and Min0 10 cookies each. Yet, Vieope needs to award the winner for the round: Albob's party when our little friend gets here. Okay, next scene.....scene: If *insert i.m. member here* had an advice collumn in a newspaper |
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01-09-2005, 02:47 PM
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New rules, everybody get cookies. Some more than others. It is not fair to leave people without cookies. For the ALBOB round Flex wins more cookies, two more, RG one and ALBOB wins one for the first round.
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01-09-2005, 02:48 PM
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scene: If *insert i.m. member here* had an advice collumn in a newspaper
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01-09-2005, 06:25 PM
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~bump~
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01-09-2005, 06:35 PM
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I'm having a "hard" time pleasing my wife. Actually, i should say "soft" time. Do you have any suggestions? Yours truly, "Soft Serve" Dear S.S., Check your pm. I've sent you multiple pictures of me naked pleasuring myself. If that doesn't work, then i don't know what the f&#@ is wrong with you, i suggest you start poppin maj. viagra. Yours truly, Gazer
You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train* *Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio* *YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!*Ahhnold* |
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01-09-2005, 10:19 PM
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I am realy saddened right now. You are gonna let Flex get all the cookies. I'll participate in some scenes but this is realy rediculous!
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01-10-2005, 01:46 PM
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IDIOT SAVANT
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: An alternate reality.
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Dear Johnnny,
I was watching to football playoffs yesterday and am sooooo depressed today. Only two of my picks came through. What's the mattter with Green Bay and San Diego??? Alone in the Endzone Dear AE You worry too much about the score. The final score of the game isn't important, didn't you see all the vicious hits those players were laying on each other. Why do they have to do that? I saw one player actually hit another player WITH HIS HELMET!!! There's absolutey no excuse for that. That person should be banned from the league, sent to prison for a year and then have to perform community service for two more years. Community service, that reminds me, did you see that aweful Tsunamii? Why does that have to happen? Those people are completely innocent. Stuff like that shouldn't happen.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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01-10-2005, 01:54 PM
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I never could stand that show "Who's Line Is It Anyway" it always seems fixed, they were too prepared, like the people really did know what was going to happen.
~Ann
 We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. -Harry Edwards |
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01-10-2005, 01:55 PM
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You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train* *Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio* *YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!*Ahhnold* |
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01-10-2005, 02:20 PM
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Mommmmmm, turn it down!!!
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"MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST -
GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H." 
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01-10-2005, 02:21 PM
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Mommmmmm, turn it down!!!
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"MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST -
GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."
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01-10-2005, 02:31 PM
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Dear Vieope,
What if god farted and we are just the molecules expanding from his anus. Word up, What's That Smell Dear Smelly, Good theory. Too bad you can't come to Carnaval to ponder more on this while staring down the barrel of some voluptious Brazilian bongo booties. 
"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone |
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01-10-2005, 02:38 PM
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01-10-2005, 02:58 PM
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finding peace
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*BUZZ*
And I have to bitch for all of you to get your creative juices flowin.  Oh well.  Let me notify "The furry One" and I'll get back to you with the next scene. |
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01-10-2005, 03:06 PM
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finding peace
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scene: Crono, meet Dr. Ruth
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01-10-2005, 03:17 PM
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finding peace
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*Its a dark room*
Crono: You feel kind of wrinkly. Oh well. What matters is whats underneath those panties. *door opens up and Crono sees Luke and Dale* Dale: This shit ain't right! Luke:  Ruth: Focus Crono! *slaps Crono* FOCUS!! Crono: SHUT THE DOOR! SHUT THE FUCKEN DOOR!! Luke: You got it! *slams door* *at alter* Luke *laughs*: Grandmother fucker! Crono: Mother fucker! Luke: Yes I am.  Rockgazer: |
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01-10-2005, 03:47 PM
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Cartographer of the Mind
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Dr. Ruth: Zo tell me Crono do feel zyou must urinate everytime zyou make love to a vwoman?
Crono: Well I just think if I can pee on them I can tell them I love them, If I make love then I can pee on them. Dr. Ruth: Zo do zyou pee on your hand auften? Crono: Sadly yes I do I love my hand. Dr Ruth: I see... And then she rips off the mask and it's Min0 Lee
"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone |
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01-10-2005, 04:36 PM
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2 cookies for Flex 2 for Shae 2 for ALBOB 3 for Manic for mentioning brazilian women. We have got new rules, the person who achieves 10 cookies is the new co-host so that gives a chance for eveybody to play. Who is counting the cookies? Btw Shae, I like the "Furry One" |
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01-10-2005, 04:52 PM
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01-10-2005, 05:34 PM
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Gee, looks like its between me and maniclion for the cookies since no one wants to play.
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01-10-2005, 06:11 PM
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, but i'll give it a try...Dr. R: So Crono, let me get this straight. Your last wish before getting sentenced to death is to tell your story to me, so i can tell the world your story. Well, nows your chance. First let's start off with an introduction. Please state your name. Crono: My name is Croney Montana, an i'm a political prisoner from Cuba. Dr. R: What are you in for? Crono: Doze fuckin' cockaroaches say I keeyill many peoples, and leave a P across their chest with urine, much like Zorro. Dr. R: Do you like to dress up as a women, Croney? Crono: Wha jou fuckin' me or wha? Dr. R: Ok, sorry, Crono. I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let me try again....I (Crono interrupts) Crono : If i were to send you flowers, where, wait. Let me try again.... If i were to let, you get covered in my pee, would you be greatful? Dr R: Crono! You are disgusting! Has anyone ever tried to test you to find out why you are the way you are? Crono: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate Dr. Luke's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti and a splash of pee. Dr R: One more outburst and that's it! Crono: HA! How jou like dat, huh?!? JOU FUCKIN' MARICON! Dr. R: That's it! GET HIM OUTTA HERE! Crono gets out of his chair and lunges at Dr. Ruth. He gets ahold of her shoulders, just as a security guard reaches Crono. As Crono gets pulled away, he still has a hold of Dr. Ruth's shoulders. He tries to pull her with him, only to discover Dr. Ruth was wearing a body suit and Mino was inside.
You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train* *Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio* *YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!*Ahhnold* |
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01-10-2005, 06:14 PM
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You are so fuckin close Flex its scary!
You got the idea that Ruth is a therapist. Realy, she is a sex therapist. Nice job!  |
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01-10-2005, 07:43 PM
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*BUZZ*
You guys gotta send me a p.m. with ideas of scenes for us to do. I'm running low on ideas. But in the meantime.....*picks up next scene and says to self* God, let them roast her to death. scene: What did Rockgazer dream about last night? |
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01-10-2005, 07:54 PM
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Rockgazer: Lets see, my loves are here. Luke, Shae, time for a 3some.
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01-10-2005, 09:15 PM
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Mommmmmm, turn it down!!!
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omg i can't wait to hear these
make them realllly good.and shae, you are sooo bad. 
"MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST -
GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."
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01-10-2005, 09:16 PM
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You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train* *Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio* *YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!*Ahhnold* |
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