An all new Scenes from a hat!

Shae · 01-08-2005, 08:31 PM

*BUZZ*

And while I send off a p.m. to Vieope about this good round, how bout you rack your brains on this:

scene: Dairy of Vieope

Shae · 01-09-2005, 09:48 AM

Dear diary;

I often wander if Shae is cute and cuddly as I am. I wander if Albob is as cute and cuddly as I am. I wander if Min0 is.....

min0 lee · 01-09-2005, 10:15 AM

................as masculine as I am...........

Shae · 01-09-2005, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by min0 lee

................as masculine as I am...........

Nice finnish!

I wander if Vieope is gonna split the cookie winnings between us if we win.

Shae · 01-09-2005, 10:57 AM

*BUZZ*

That round was bad. Lets just give me and Min0 10 cookies each.

Yet, Vieope needs to award the winner for the round: Albob's party when our little friend gets here.

Okay, next scene.....

scene: If *insert i.m. member here* had an advice collumn in a newspaper

Vieope · 01-09-2005, 02:47 PM

New rules, everybody get cookies. Some more than others. It is not fair to leave people without cookies. For the ALBOB round Flex wins more cookies, two more, RG one and ALBOB wins one for the first round.

Shae · 01-09-2005, 02:48 PM

scene: If *insert i.m. member here* had an advice collumn in a newspaper

Shae · 01-09-2005, 06:25 PM

~bump~

Flex · 01-09-2005, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shae

scene: If *insert i.m. member here* had an advice collumn in a newspaper

Dear Gazer,
I'm having a "hard" time pleasing my wife. Actually, i should say "soft" time. Do you have any suggestions?

Yours truly,
"Soft Serve"

Dear S.S.,
Check your pm. I've sent you multiple pictures of me naked pleasuring myself. If that doesn't work, then i don't know what the f&#@ is wrong with you, i suggest you start poppin maj. viagra.

Yours truly,
Gazer

Shae · 01-09-2005, 10:19 PM

I am realy saddened right now. You are gonna let Flex get all the cookies. I'll participate in some scenes but this is realy rediculous!

ALBOB · 01-10-2005, 01:46 PM

Dear Johnnny,

I was watching to football playoffs yesterday and am sooooo depressed today. Only two of my picks came through. What's the mattter with Green Bay and San Diego???

Alone in the Endzone

Dear AE

You worry too much about the score. The final score of the game isn't important, didn't you see all the vicious hits those players were laying on each other. Why do they have to do that? I saw one player actually hit another player WITH HIS HELMET!!! There's absolutey no excuse for that. That person should be banned from the league, sent to prison for a year and then have to perform community service for two more years. Community service, that reminds me, did you see that aweful Tsunamii? Why does that have to happen? Those people are completely innocent. Stuff like that shouldn't happen.

butterfly · 01-10-2005, 01:54 PM

I never could stand that show "Who's Line Is It Anyway" it always seems fixed, they were too prepared, like the people really did know what was going to happen.

Flex · 01-10-2005, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shae

I am realy saddened right now. You are gonna let Flex get all the cookies.

are you saying i'm not good?

Little Wing · 01-10-2005, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Dear Johnnny,

I was watching to football playoffs yesterday and am sooooo depressed today. Only two of my picks came through. What's the mattter with Green Bay and San Diego???

Alone in the Endzone

Dear AE

You worry too much about the score. The final score of the game isn't important, didn't you see all the vicious hits those players were laying on each other. Why do they have to do that? I saw one player actually hit another player WITH HIS HELMET!!! There's absolutey no excuse for that. That person should be banned from the league, sent to prison for a year and then have to perform community service for two more years. Community service, that reminds me, did you see that aweful Tsunamii? Why does that have to happen? Those people are completely innocent. Stuff like that shouldn't happen.

you forgot btw smileys still not working i had to hand type this one.

Little Wing · 01-10-2005, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flex

are you saying i'm not good?

oh your good i keep waiting for more... hmm that sounded sexy.

maniclion · 01-10-2005, 02:31 PM

Dear Vieope,

What if god farted and we are just the molecules expanding from his anus.

Word up,
What's That Smell

Dear Smelly,

Good theory. Too bad you can't come to Carnaval to ponder more on this while staring down the barrel of some voluptious Brazilian bongo booties.

Shae · 01-10-2005, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flex

are you saying i'm not good?

The points are given by cookies. You got most of them. More cookies = you kick ass in this game.

Get the picture?

Shae · 01-10-2005, 02:58 PM

*BUZZ*

And I have to bitch for all of you to get your creative juices flowin.

Oh well.

Let me notify "The furry One" and I'll get back to you with the next scene.

Shae · 01-10-2005, 03:06 PM

scene: Crono, meet Dr. Ruth

Shae · 01-10-2005, 03:17 PM

*Its a dark room*

Crono: You feel kind of wrinkly. Oh well. What matters is whats underneath those panties.

*door opens up and Crono sees Luke and Dale*

Dale: This shit ain't right!

Luke:

Ruth: Focus Crono! *slaps Crono* FOCUS!!

Crono: SHUT THE DOOR! SHUT THE FUCKEN DOOR!!

Luke: You got it! *slams door*

*at alter*

Luke *laughs*: Grandmother fucker!

Crono: Mother fucker!

Luke: Yes I am.

Rockgazer:

maniclion · 01-10-2005, 03:47 PM

Dr. Ruth: Zo tell me Crono do feel zyou must urinate everytime zyou make love to a vwoman?
Crono: Well I just think if I can pee on them I can tell them I love them, If I make love then I can pee on them.
Dr. Ruth: Zo do zyou pee on your hand auften?
Crono: Sadly yes I do I love my hand.
Dr Ruth: I see...
And then she rips off the mask and it's Min0 Lee

Vieope · 01-10-2005, 04:36 PM

2 cookies for Flex
2 for Shae
2 for ALBOB
3 for Manic for mentioning brazilian women.

We have got new rules, the person who achieves 10 cookies is the new co-host so that gives a chance for eveybody to play. Who is counting the cookies?

Btw Shae, I like the "Furry One"

Shae · 01-10-2005, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

Dr. Ruth: Zo tell me Crono do feel zyou must urinate everytime zyou make love to a vwoman?
Crono: Well I just think if I can pee on them I can tell them I love them, If I make love then I can pee on them.
Dr. Ruth: Zo do zyou pee on your hand auften?
Crono: Sadly yes I do I love my hand.
Dr Ruth: I see...
And then she rips off the mask and it's Min0 Lee

High 5 to you dude! That shit was hi-fuckin larious!

Shae · 01-10-2005, 05:34 PM

Gee, looks like its between me and maniclion for the cookies since no one wants to play.

Come on Vieope! Jump in!

Flex · 01-10-2005, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shae

scene: Crono, meet Dr. Ruth

i don't know who Dr. Ruth is

, but i'll give it a try...

Dr. R: So Crono, let me get this straight. Your last wish before getting sentenced to death is to tell your story to me, so i can tell the world your story. Well, nows your chance. First let's start off with an introduction. Please state your name.

Crono: My name is Croney Montana, an i'm a political prisoner from Cuba.

Dr. R: What are you in for?

Crono: Doze fuckin' cockaroaches say I keeyill many peoples, and leave a P across their chest with urine, much like Zorro.

Dr. R: Do you like to dress up as a women, Croney?

Crono: Wha jou fuckin' me or wha?

Dr. R: Ok, sorry, Crono. I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let me try again....I (Crono interrupts)

Crono : If i were to send you flowers, where, wait. Let me try again.... If i were to let, you get covered in my pee, would you be greatful?

Dr R: Crono! You are disgusting! Has anyone ever tried to test you to find out why you are the way you are?

Cr

View Poll Results: Who should be my co-host for the game?
Rockgazer	4	28.57%
Luke	2	14.29%
Flex	0	0%
Crono	0	0%
Dale	0	0%
Premier	0	0%
Vieope	5	35.71%
Albob	2	14.29%
Prince	0	0%
other....(please name)	1	7.14%
Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll

01-08-2005, 08:31 PM	#31
Shae finding peace Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,396 Photos: 2	BUZZ And while I send off a p.m. to Vieope about this good round, how bout you rack your brains on this: scene: Dairy of Vieope
	http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8639/19sn4.jpg Keeping the Peace

01-09-2005, 09:48 AM	#32
Shae finding peace Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,396 Photos: 2	Dear diary; I often wander if Shae is cute and cuddly as I am. I wander if Albob is as cute and cuddly as I am. I wander if Min0 is.....
	http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8639/19sn4.jpg Keeping the Peace

01-09-2005, 10:57 AM	#35
Shae finding peace Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,396 Photos: 2	BUZZ That round was bad. Lets just give me and Min0 10 cookies each. Yet, Vieope needs to award the winner for the round: Albob's party when our little friend gets here. Okay, next scene..... scene: If insert i.m. member here had an advice collumn in a newspaper
	http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8639/19sn4.jpg Keeping the Peace

01-09-2005, 02:47 PM	#36
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,863 Photos: 10	New rules, everybody get cookies. Some more than others. It is not fair to leave people without cookies. For the ALBOB round Flex wins more cookies, two more, RG one and ALBOB wins one for the first round.
	FURtherness

01-09-2005, 10:15 AM	#33
min0 lee Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 33,818 Blog Entries: 3 Photos: 542	................as masculine as I am...........

01-09-2005, 02:48 PM	#37
Shae finding peace Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,396 Photos: 2	scene: If insert i.m. member here had an advice collumn in a newspaper
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01-09-2005, 06:25 PM	#38
Shae finding peace Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,396 Photos: 2	~bump~
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01-09-2005, 10:19 PM	#40
Shae finding peace Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,396 Photos: 2	I am realy saddened right now. You are gonna let Flex get all the cookies. I'll participate in some scenes but this is realy rediculous!
	http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8639/19sn4.jpg Keeping the Peace

01-10-2005, 01:46 PM	#41
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,177	Dear Johnnny, I was watching to football playoffs yesterday and am sooooo depressed today. Only two of my picks came through. What's the mattter with Green Bay and San Diego??? Alone in the Endzone Dear AE You worry too much about the score. The final score of the game isn't important, didn't you see all the vicious hits those players were laying on each other. Why do they have to do that? I saw one player actually hit another player WITH HIS HELMET!!! There's absolutey no excuse for that. That person should be banned from the league, sent to prison for a year and then have to perform community service for two more years. Community service, that reminds me, did you see that aweful Tsunamii? Why does that have to happen? Those people are completely innocent. Stuff like that shouldn't happen.
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

01-10-2005, 01:54 PM	#42
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	I never could stand that show "Who's Line Is It Anyway" it always seems fixed, they were too prepared, like the people really did know what was going to happen.
	~Ann We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. -Harry Edwards

01-10-2005, 02:31 PM	#46
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 18,392 Photos: 10	Dear Vieope, What if god farted and we are just the molecules expanding from his anus. Word up, What's That Smell Dear Smelly, Good theory. Too bad you can't come to Carnaval to ponder more on this while staring down the barrel of some voluptious Brazilian bongo booties.

01-10-2005, 02:58 PM	#48
Shae finding peace Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,396 Photos: 2	BUZZ And I have to bitch for all of you to get your creative juices flowin. Oh well. Let me notify "The furry One" and I'll get back to you with the next scene.
	http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8639/19sn4.jpg Keeping the Peace

01-10-2005, 03:06 PM	#49
Shae finding peace Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,396 Photos: 2	scene: Crono, meet Dr. Ruth
	http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8639/19sn4.jpg Keeping the Peace

01-10-2005, 03:17 PM	#50
Shae finding peace Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,396 Photos: 2	Its a dark room Crono: You feel kind of wrinkly. Oh well. What matters is whats underneath those panties. door opens up and Crono sees Luke and Dale Dale: This shit ain't right! Luke: Ruth: Focus Crono! slaps Crono FOCUS!! Crono: SHUT THE DOOR! SHUT THE FUCKEN DOOR!! Luke: You got it! slams door at alter Luke laughs: Grandmother fucker! Crono: Mother fucker! Luke: Yes I am. Rockgazer:
	http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8639/19sn4.jpg Keeping the Peace

01-10-2005, 03:47 PM	#51
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 18,392 Photos: 10	Dr. Ruth: Zo tell me Crono do feel zyou must urinate everytime zyou make love to a vwoman? Crono: Well I just think if I can pee on them I can tell them I love them, If I make love then I can pee on them. Dr. Ruth: Zo do zyou pee on your hand auften? Crono: Sadly yes I do I love my hand. Dr Ruth: I see... And then she rips off the mask and it's Min0 Lee

01-10-2005, 04:36 PM	#52
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,863 Photos: 10	2 cookies for Flex 2 for Shae 2 for ALBOB 3 for Manic for mentioning brazilian women. We have got new rules, the person who achieves 10 cookies is the new co-host so that gives a chance for eveybody to play. Who is counting the cookies? Btw Shae, I like the "Furry One"
	FURtherness

01-10-2005, 05:34 PM	#54
Shae finding peace Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,396 Photos: 2	Gee, looks like its between me and maniclion for the cookies since no one wants to play. Come on Vieope! Jump in!
	http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8639/19sn4.jpg Keeping the Peace