-Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue-You actually agree with everything Johnnnny says.![]()

You know your having a bad day when...
-your horn sticks on the freeway behind thirty-two Hell's Angels
-The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money
-you find your son's GI Joe doll dressed in drag
-your twin sister/brother forget's your birthday
-you call scuicide prevention and they put you on hold
-you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of
deodorant.
-it costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it
-You get horny looking at Min0 Lee's avatar and ask me for a date
-the bird singing outside your window is a vulture
-Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue
-your income tax refund check bounces
-you put both contact lenses in the same eye.
-you call your answereing service and they tell you it's none of your buisness
-Nothing you own is actually paid for
-Airline food starts to taste good.
-your doctor tell you you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies
-you wake up and your braces are stuck together
-Everyone is laughing but you.
-You actually agree with everything Johnnnny says.
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-Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue-You actually agree with everything Johnnnny says.![]()
That last one was rough. And he's my friend........*sigh*
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Someday....I will be like you....

Actually I like Johnnny, he's just.......funny.Originally Posted by Metal V Player
Yeah that he is........
http://www.thestranglehold.com/images/pix/Batista.jpg
Someday....I will be like you....


you keep cobras and their cage is empty...
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!


your cat decides your nipple ring shouldn't be there n tries to bat it off for you while you are doing your make up.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!

whoa... sounds like a personal expirienceOriginally Posted by rockgazer69
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

You forget to bring your luggage to the airport.
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

the day you start a PCT for an m1t cycle.
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."


Originally Posted by Luke9583
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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!

Originally Posted by rockgazer69
not a huge fan of nippel rings :shurg:
neither is the cat...![]()
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."


i don't have one any more. was a while ago. before breast feeding. are you a fan of breast feeding?![]()
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
Or your passport when travelling overseas.Originally Posted by Luke9583
Yes, this actually happened to some "genius" in the company I work for. A fairly high-level manager, too.

Ouch!Originally Posted by rockgazer69

Nectar of the Gods.Originally Posted by rockgazer69
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.

Originally Posted by rockgazer69
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
Ladies and gents, I have an idea of a scene all of you I.M. peeps can do in Scenes From a Hat.Originally Posted by Luke9583
I just hope that scene comes out of the hat though.
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