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A Woman and a Man are both
involved in a car accident...

Neither are hurt, but their cars are
smashed up.

After they crawl out of their cars,
The woman says; "So you're a man - That's
interesting. I'm a woman..."



"...Our cars are completely demolished,
yet neither of us are hurt! This must be a sign
from God!"



The man replied; "Oh yes, I completely agree
with you. This must be some sort of sign!"

The woman continued; "And look, here's another
miracle. My car is completely smashed, yet this
bottle didn't even break! How about a drink to
celebrate our good fortune?"



The man nods and drinks half the bottle,
then passes it back to her.


The woman simply puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.

"Aren't you
going to have a drink?" Asked the man.

To which the woman replies;
"No thanks. I think I'll just wait for the
cops to show up!"

Stu

yeah but i bet it was the woman that caused the accident in the first place

LittleKid

Yea, she was probaly putting on her makeup. http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...ad.php?t=41446 (Women Drivers...)

DFINEST

Fool...I hate to say it but men are easy

Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama

Spitfire

Why do people get so mad when you draft them, I dont mind.

Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP

Flex

that's what the bitch was doing that totaled my jeep (on the clearest day, straighest road and best driving conditions of all time).

oh ya, did i mention my jeep was parked on the side of the road?

You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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