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Old 01-13-2005, 07:57 PM   #1
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Top 21 Ways To help A Woman Fall In Love With You

~men, treat your Women very good and you will benefit immensely~

Top 21 Ways To help A Woman Fall In Love With You

Call her the next day.
Always laugh at her jokes.
Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait to see her again.
Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.
Call her just to say you were thinking about her.
Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she's sick.
Write her a poem.
Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).
Bring her flowers for no reason.
Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.
Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.
Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.
Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.
Tell her something about you that no one else knows.
Remind her that you still think she's beautiful.
Take a bubble bath together.
Watch a sappy movie with her.
Surprise her with a candle light dinner.
Never stop trying to impress her.
Tell her you love her
Never forget how much she means to you.
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Old 01-13-2005, 08:05 PM   #2
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so what happens when these steps dont work? when in the end your left asking yourself what went wrong?
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so what happens when these steps dont work? when in the end your left asking yourself what went wrong?

Ditch the bitch and start over.
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all the flowery stuff and teddy bear talk made me worry for a minute.
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I was waiting for the punch line but nice work anyway...



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~men, treat your Women very good and you will benefit immensely~

Top 21 Ways To help A Woman Fall In Love With You

Call her the next day.
Always laugh at her jokes.
Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait to see her again.
Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.
Call her just to say you were thinking about her.
Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she's sick.
Write her a poem.
Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).
Bring her flowers for no reason.
Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.
Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.
Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.
Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.
Tell her something about you that no one else knows.
Remind her that you still think she's beautiful.
Take a bubble bath together.
Watch a sappy movie with her.
Surprise her with a candle light dinner.
Never stop trying to impress her.
Tell her you love her
Never forget how much she means to you.
If I ever found a guy that did just a few of these things I'd feel like he luckiest woman on earth. I must say that is impressive though.



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If I ever found a guy that did just a few of these things I'd feel like he luckiest woman on earth. I must say that is impressive though.



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[quote=min0 lee] ~men, treat your Women very good and you will benefit immensely~

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Call her the next day
Bitch, i TOLD you i was going outta town.


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Always laugh at her jokes.
Not funny, bitch.


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Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait to see her again.
I can't wait to $#@! again, see you when i'm horny!


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Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.
I'll give you a backrub, if you give me a #@%^job


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Call her just to say you were thinking about her.
OH! this isn't Julie? Uh, sorry, i got the wrong number.


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Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she's sick.
Just remember this when i'm sick.


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Write her a poem.
Dear girl, i love your shoes, let's fuck.


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Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).
Is the moonwalk okay?


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Bring her flowers for no reason.
Be sure to write the correct name on the flowers.


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Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.
Be sure to write the correct name on the letter.


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Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.
Oh I'll give you her something sweet alright.


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Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.
Or stick your #@!^ down her throat.

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Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.
Take a good look, girl, cuz you'll never see this again.


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Tell her something about you that no one else knows.
You're #65!


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Remind her that you still think she's beautiful.
Damn girl, i SWEAR i aaaaianain't tathtthathat ddrrurunk, you're beautiful!


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Take a bubble bath together.
Nice and slippery!


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Watch a sappy movie with her.
Yeah, right.


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Surprise her with a candle light dinner.
Don't light her on fire.


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Never stop trying to impress her.
THis is just going too far. If you hafta always impress her, she's not the right one for you.


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Tell her you love her
I swwawseear i aaiaiant thathathat drunk!


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Never forget how much she means to you.
What was your name again?



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Write her a poem.

Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.

Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars



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Bitch, i TOLD you i was going outta town.




Not funny, bitch.




I can't wait to $#@! again, see you when i'm horny!




I'll give you a backrub, if you give me a #@%^job




OH! this isn't Julie? Uh, sorry, i got the wrong number.




Just remember this when i'm sick.




Dear girl, i love your shoes, let's fuck.




Is the moonwalk okay?




Be sure to write the correct name on the flowers.




Be sure to write the correct name on the letter.




Oh I'll give you her something sweet alright.




Or stick your #@!^ down her throat.



Take a good look, girl, cuz you'll never see this again.




You're #65!




Damn girl, i SWEAR i aaaaianain't tathtthathat ddrrurunk, you're beautiful!




Nice and slippery!




Yeah, right.




Don't light her on fire.




THis is just going too far. If you hafta always impress her, she's not the right one for you.




I swwawseear i aaiaiant thathathat drunk!




What was your name again?
I can see you will make it far in a relationship



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I'll give you a backrub, if you give me a #@%^job
i think i've said that
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Old 01-14-2005, 10:32 AM   #21
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~men, treat your Women very good and you will benefit immensely~

Top 21 Ways To help A Woman Fall In Love With You

Call her the next day.
Always laugh at her jokes.
Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait to see her again.
Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.
Call her just to say you were thinking about her.
Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she's sick.
Write her a poem.
Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).
Bring her flowers for no reason.
Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.
Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.
Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.
Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.
Tell her something about you that no one else knows.
Remind her that you still think she's beautiful.
Take a bubble bath together.
Watch a sappy movie with her.
Surprise her with a candle light dinner.
Never stop trying to impress her.
Tell her you love her
Never forget how much she means to you.

What every guy doesn't do this kinda stuff



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Old 01-14-2005, 11:13 AM   #22
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~men, treat your Women very good and you will benefit immensely~

Top 21 Ways To help A Woman Fall In Love With You

Call her the next day.
Always laugh at her jokes.
Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait to see her again.
Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.
Call her just to say you were thinking about her.
Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she's sick.
Write her a poem.
Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).
Bring her flowers for no reason.
Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.
Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.
Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.
Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.
Tell her something about you that no one else knows.
Remind her that you still think she's beautiful.
Take a bubble bath together.
Watch a sappy movie with her.
Surprise her with a candle light dinner.
Never stop trying to impress her.
Tell her you love her
Never forget how much she means to you.
Ladies, there are alot of men that don't
mind doing the things on this list...

Problem is when a man does the items
listed, the woman seems to feel he is
either too clingy or he's too soft.



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Old 01-14-2005, 11:16 AM   #23
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Flex, you are too funny dude



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Old 01-14-2005, 02:13 PM   #24
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So where is the woman?
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Old 01-14-2005, 02:43 PM   #25
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arr sorry, I agree with the person who suggest this. But some girls suck. They always have plenty of excuses to dump any good man. What abt the birthday btw?