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    what a fuckin weard and scary dream this is!

    Dunno how how to call it. It was like a fucked up version of Alice and Wonderland! This is what happened...

    A blue glow woke me up from bed and it was Vieope. The furry one was real small and was sitting pretty on my stario. Vieope pushed a button on it and it was playing that errie beginning of that song by Gwen Stafani called "What You Waiting For":

    What an amazing time.
    What a family.
    How did the years go by,
    now its only me...

    I fell through the bed and it looked like a fancy court yard. Theres red rose bushes all around. And the blacktop I was standing on looked like a chess board. Then I hear a familliar voice behind me and it was Rockgazer aka: The Queen Of Hearts. She said I was going to participate in a game. If I lose, I lose my boobs, my clitorus, and my head. And the audience was Albob aka: The Mad Hatter, Min0 aka: Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb, Vieope but the furry one changed the fur color to white. And some walking talking playing cards aka: Flex, Luke, Dale, Premir, Max, Vanity and some others. The queen chooses my opponent and it turned out to be Flex. Giant ass chess pieces fell to the blacktop and we were playing. And may I mind you I suck at chess so I was losing big time. I lose the game and I was about ready to nervouse meltdown. The queen asks if I want my head cut off first so I don't have to see the massicre. (hey, at least she was being nice! ) I hear, "OFF WITH HER HEAD!" AND Vanity cuts off my head and my head rolls near Vieope. The furry one jumps on my head and sits it up. I guess the little bastard wants me to see my decapitation of parts. Then I hear the queen call out, "OFF WITH HERE TITS!" Luke cuts off my boobs and they plop near Albob. And then I hear, "OUT WITH HER CLITORUS!!!" Luke comes near my body with sharp tools and then I wake up.

    I check my head and see if it was still attched. , I checked my boobs to see if its still attached. And I checked....well, you get the idea.



    I say that was kind of a fucked up nightmare.

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    Why are you dreaming about me
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Strange girl
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke9583
    Why are you dreaming about me
    Exactly the same question I was asking myself.

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    Did you happen to take any Melatonin before bed?
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

    I can run faster mad than you can scared

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    Did you happen to take any Melatonin before bed?
    Nope. Just 3 diet pepsis and 2 bottles of water. I was extra thirsty b4 I went to bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    Did you happen to take any Melatonin before bed?
    Tell me what does it do. I heard some people talking about it some time ago. Thanks

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    maybe you feel guilty for peeking in peoples windows....

    Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!






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    Melatonin is a natural herb that promotes sleep and natural sense of "well being". Recomended dosages are not to exceed 3mg per 24 hour period. It's been reported that some people do suffer some minor sides, one being "wierd dreams".

    I was thinking that maybe Shae grabbed the wrong bottle for a headache. You know... dropped 400mg of melatonin instead of migrane medicine
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    maybe you feel guilty for peeking in peoples windows....
    Never did it before in my life. The close I got to watch some hot hetero action was back in the highschool days was my best friend and one of my guy friends doing milk shots off each other at lunchtime. I got like cute tiny wine glasses from someone and my best friend was using it to up milk there and stick it between her DD's. And my guy friend was licking it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    Melatonin is a natural herb that promotes sleep and natural sense of "well being". Recomended dosages are not to exceed 3mg per 24 hour period. It's been reported that some people do suffer some minor sides, one being "wierd dreams".

    I was thinking that maybe Shae grabbed the wrong bottle for a headache. You know... dropped 400mg of melatonin instead of migrane medicine
    Never heard of it till you just explained it. Is it sold at herbal stores or regular markets? I have an herbal store in town and I'll ask them. Just for curiosity. Besides, only time I go to an herbal store is for tea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    Never did it before in my life. The close I got to watch some hot hetero action was back in the highschool days was my best friend and one of my guy friends doing milk shots off each other at lunchtime. I got like cute tiny wine glasses from someone and my best friend was using it to up milk there and stick it between her DD's. And my guy friend was licking it all.
    and she gives herself away.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    and she gives herself away.....
    I wish!

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    And did I mention my guy friend was bi-sexual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    I wish!

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    and yes, your natural herb store should have it (or at least certainly know what it is). I order mine online.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    That was in my private thoughts damn you! Not for real.

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    speaking of draems
    that other night i hasd a dream that i was shaggy from scooby doo
    and i was whackin it
    hows that for a dream eh eh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    Dunno how how to call it. It was like a fucked up version of Alice and Wonderland! This is what happened...
    Jeez!
    Was that an actual dream, or just a story?
    Thats really messed up if it was.. You need to get out more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain Link
    Jeez!
    Was that an actual dream, or just a story?
    Thats really messed up if it was.. You need to get out more.
    I have no life.

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