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Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
That's why I didn't want to take any chances with this one!
I'm not messing with the

Sex Fairy!!!



1. Sex is a beauty treatment.
Scientific tests find that when women make love
they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen,
which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances of suffering dermatitis,
skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the pores
and makes your skin glow.


3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories
you piled on during that romantic dinner.


4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just about every muscle
in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps,
and you don't need special sneakers!


5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
It releases endorphins into the bloodstream,
producing a sense of euphoria and leaving
you with a feeling of well-being.


6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.
The sexually active body gives off greater quantities
of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!


7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.


8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the
teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.


9. Sex actually relieves headaches.
A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.


10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural antihistamine.
It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.

The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of
receiving this message provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again
for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate,
and your genitals will rot and fall off..

This is no joke!
Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?)..
Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message.
Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama

min0 lee

Nice!

maniclion

Yeah I hate when I'm going to town and my nose starts running and I have to wipe it in her hair and pretend I'm nuzzling her.

DFINEST

#9

Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama

min0 lee

Masterbation does not count D.

DFINEST

OMG,

Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama