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From Bad To Worse.
Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other. Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in. Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner. Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven. Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 450 pounds. Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown. Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home. Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them. |
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RIP Foreman
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 6,002
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Bad: Your a siamese twin
Worse: Your twin is gay, you share an ass, and he has a date tonight. |
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Good: Min0 looks hot
Bad: Min0 is a trannie Worse: Min0 dates your siamese twin |
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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