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Old 01-15-2005, 10:21 PM   #1
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From Bad To Worse.

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: You're arrested.
Worse: By your husband.

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's eleven.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 450 pounds.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your wife's kinky.
Bad: With the neighbors.
Worse: All of them.
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Old 01-15-2005, 10:49 PM   #2
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Bad: Your a siamese twin
Worse: Your twin is gay, you share an ass, and he has a date tonight.
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Old 01-15-2005, 10:54 PM   #3
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Good: Min0 looks hot
Bad: Min0 is a trannie
Worse: Min0 dates your siamese twin



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Old 01-15-2005, 11:33 PM   #4
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Old 01-15-2005, 11:39 PM   #5
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Heyyyyyyyy, it's me your making fun of.....

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