Burner02

1) Good
An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a
sign
reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell
lemonade!)

2) Better
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated
radar post in Pittsburgh, PA A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being
cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded
with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

3) Absolute Best
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State
Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball". He
replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls".
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
he'd
just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
left. She
was laughing too hard to start her car.

Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed

Spitfire

Lol

Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP

min0 lee

ihateschoolmt

Are those true?