Thread: Funny: Good, Better, Best

1) Good
An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a
sign
reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell
lemonade!)

2) Better
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated
radar post in Pittsburgh, PA A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being
cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded
with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

3) Absolute Best
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State
Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball". He
replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls".
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
he'd
just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
left. She
was laughing too hard to start her car.

Are those true?