Pretty pink nuke

Vieope · 01-16-2005, 05:10 PM

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Pentagon Spurned Plan to Initiate Enemy Homosexuality

By Jim Wolf

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. military rejected a 1994 proposal to develop an "aphrodisiac" to spur homosexual activity among enemy troops but is hard at work on other less-than-lethal weapons, defense officials said on Sunday.
The idea of fostering homosexuality among the enemy figured in a declassified six-year, $7.5 million request from a laboratory at Wright Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio for funding of non-lethal chemical weapon research.
The proposal, disclosed in response to a Freedom of Information request, called for developing chemicals affecting human behavior "so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely affected."
"One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior," said the document, obtained by the Sunshine Project. The watchdog group posted the partly blacked-out, three-page document on its Web site.
Lt. Col. Barry Venable of the Army, a Defense Department spokesman, said: "This suggestion arose essentially from a brainstorming session, and it was rejected out of hand."
The Air Force Research Laboratory also suggested using chemicals that could be sprayed on enemy positions to attract stinging and biting bugs, rodents and larger animals.
Another idea involved creating "severe and lasting halitosis" to help sniff out fighters trying to blend with civilians.
The U.S. military remains committed to developing less-than-lethal weapons that pass stringent legal reviews and are consistent with international treaties, said Captain Dan McSweeny of the Marine Corps, a spokesman for the Pentagon unit spearheading their introduction.
"We feel it's very important to offer our deployed service members and their commanders a greater range of options in dealing with increasingly complex operational environments," said McSweeny, of the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate.
Source=Reuters/Yahoo

Archangel · 01-16-2005, 07:27 PM

cappo5150 · 01-16-2005, 08:53 PM

ihateschoolmt · 01-16-2005, 09:15 PM

So if you had bad breathe people would think your a terrorist?

thatguy · 01-16-2005, 09:17 PM

"severe halitosis" is a lot worse than onion breath...

perfectbody · 01-17-2005, 03:03 AM

laollalalaolall lol

maniclion · 01-17-2005, 02:22 PM

Who the hell is going to join the Army if you have to go around smelling peoples breath especially in third world countries where hygiene is already poor?

cappo5150 · 01-17-2005, 06:27 PM

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The Air Force Research Laboratory also suggested using chemicals that could be sprayed on enemy positions to attract stinging and biting bugs, rodents and blue bunnies.

Man, they're in for it now. Watch out.

Souped_up · 01-17-2005, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

Who the hell is going to join the Army if you have to go around smelling peoples breath especially in third world countries where hygiene is already poor?

Who the hell would want to join the army period?

Im glad the navy doesnt need me, now I look at it as a God send. I would have been MISERABLE in that environment.

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