Amercian Idol 4

**butterfly** · 01-18-2005, 09:08 AM

Anyone else besdies me excited about the season starting tonight???

The first few episodes are usually the best 'cause its when they show all the people who think they can sing and don't understand why they get escorted off the premises

**naturaltan** · 01-18-2005, 09:10 AM

nope ... but you'd get a better response if this was in the open chat section

Morning B

**butterfly** · 01-18-2005, 09:29 AM

Hiya NT!

I JUST realized I put this in the wrong place... OH MODS!!!!

**Jodi** · 01-18-2005, 10:03 AM

All set

**butterfly** · 01-18-2005, 10:47 AM

Thanks Jodi!!!

**Dale Mabry** · 01-18-2005, 11:08 AM

I only like watching the first 2 episodes unless there are a few hot chicks in the season. Apparently they are splitting the contestants 50/50 so I am thinking there will be fgewer women to pick from.

**butterfly** · 01-18-2005, 11:48 AM

The AI website says they are splitting the contestants into all male and all female groups. Maybe Simon wants two winners, a guy and a girl, so he can promote them like he did with Kelly and Justin.

"American Idol is changing things up in the new year! This season, instead of 36 finalists. at the end of the Hollywood round, the judges will select 12 male and 12 female singers. Then in the semi-finals, one group will perform on Monday and the other on Tuesday, with voting on both nights. On Wednesday, two singers from each group will be eliminated until we have our finalists -- 6 males and 6 females! What does that mean exactly? Now your favorite singers will be seen every week until we've crowned our fourth American Idol! "

**Dale Mabry** · 01-18-2005, 11:51 AM

Sounds more like a way to eek out another good ratings night for Fox, apparently their ratings have shit the bed as of late.

**fantasma62** · 01-18-2005, 03:14 PM

I look forward to watching this with my wife and daughter who loves it. As for me, I like the bad auditions. Makes me feel better about myself....LOL

**King Silverback** · 01-18-2005, 04:07 PM

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! Especially the first 2 weeks

**V Player** · 01-18-2005, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Archangel

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! Especially the first 2 weeks

Sometimes I feel like I just dont know you.....

**King Silverback** · 01-18-2005, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by V Player

Sometimes I feel like I just dont know you.....

Awwwwwwwwww, c'mon man. The first 2 weeks are hilarious!!!

**Jodi** · 01-18-2005, 07:50 PM

Some of these voices are killing me

**V Player** · 01-18-2005, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by Archangel

Awwwwwwwwww, c'mon man. The first 2 weeks are hilarious!!!

Yeah that may be....but that show represents everything that is wrong with the music industry. You gonna tell me that a has-been, a wannabe, and a never-was are going to judge better than the public what is good and whatis not? They make all these talented hopefulls sweat, cry, prance and all but have nervous breakdowns in front of their ignorant asses all in the false beliefe that talent alone gets them to the top? Pu-LEEZE! Britney's not talented....Cher cant sing....just to name two. But they both make more money than say...Christina Aguillera, whom I despise, but definately CAN sing. Its called business accumen and business talent, coupled with the ability to entertain that puts performers at the top. Yet these hasbeens and never weres are going to be judges of who has what it takes to make it and who doesnt. Riiiiight....I despise that show ALMOST as much as I despise The Beatles and the Beach Boys, LOL.

Besides Kelly Clarkson, what "winner" from that show has ever gone on to real fame?

**butterfly** · 01-19-2005, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Jodi

Some of these voices are killing me

Did you see that last girl and all her voices??? Pretty damn scary

**crazy_enough** · 01-19-2005, 03:04 PM

LOLOL, she was REAL scary...I was thinking she must have a disease...

**maniclion** · 01-19-2005, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by V Player

I despise that show ALMOST as much as I despise The Beatles.

Hey the Beatles wrote their own music and played their instruments how do they even relate to American Idol?

I saw on one of the music channels last night. One of the guy's were talking about "The Beatles Experiece" when the girls would run up screaming and then faint and piss themselves and they would have to splash through all the puddles of piss while dodging through the crowds. That's hysterical.

**cappo5150** · 01-19-2005, 05:22 PM

I think the last girl was setup by her "friends" to make a fool of her. Telling her that she can sing, and should try out. God she was awful, and psychotic.

**V Player** · 01-19-2005, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

Hey the Beatles wrote their own music and played their instruments how do they even relate to American Idol?

They dont relate directly

. I simply said I despise that show almost as much as I despise the beatles. That simply means that out of the two entities, I despise the beatles more. Cant stand them.

**butterfly** · 01-20-2005, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by V Player

That simply means that out of the two entities, I despise the beatles more. Cant stand them.

I can't believe I actually found some one else who can't stand the beatles!!! I never thought I'd see the day

**V Player** · 01-20-2005, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by butterfly

I can't believe I actually found some one else who can't stand the beatles!!! I never thought I'd see the day

Not to hijack your thread, but Im president of the beatles hater club on my other board. Membership ranks are swelling

**King Silverback** · 01-20-2005, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by V Player

Not to hijack your thread, but Im president of the beatles hater club on my other board. Membership ranks are swelling

V, how do I join? I despise "the Beatles".

**V Player** · 01-20-2005, 08:03 PM

*poof*...you're in. We'll start a chapter here.

Beatle Haters United

**King Silverback** · 01-20-2005, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by V Player

*poof*...you're in. We'll start a chapter here.

Beatle Haters United

Do I get an official number?

**V Player** · 01-20-2005, 09:21 PM

Here? You're number 1. Now you can come up with a fancy title if you want.

**mousie** · 01-20-2005, 10:04 PM

I am in love with American Idol...

**butterfly** · 01-21-2005, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by V Player

Here? You're number 1. Now you can come up with a fancy title if you want.

Hey I should be #1 cause I said I agreed with you first

**crazy_enough** · 01-21-2005, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by V Player

*poof*...you're in. We'll start a chapter here.

Beatle Haters United

I WANT IN!!!!!

Beatles

Shmeatles

**fantasma62** · 01-21-2005, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by crazy_enough

I WANT IN!!!!!

Beatles

Shmeatles

Count me in.....and I hate them even more because I believe that Michael Jackson owns the rights to their songs......Stupid Beatles....

**maniclion** · 01-21-2005, 12:59 PM

for making parodies.

Zappa's Beatles Medley
Norwegian Jim (Norwegian Wood)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jim... once had a girl, or should we say, she once had he.
She... showed him her room, isn't it swell, Texas Motel.
She asked him to stay and she told him to sit anywhere.
So Jim looked around and he noticed there wasn't a prayer.

Jim... took off his rug, biding his time, pounding his pud.
He... prayed until two, and then she said, "How 'bout some head?"

She said she was booked in the morning with Falwell and Pat.
Jim told her he wasn't, and dribbled some spoo in her lap.

And... when he awoke, he was alone, she'd honed his cone.
So... he let her fly, isn't it swell, Texas Motel

But then, suddenly...

Louisiana Hooker with Herpes (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

Picture yourself with a whore in New Orleans,
with big purple welts, all over her bod.
Somebody calls and you answer quite slowly.
It's the board from assembly, oh go

Ignorant crackers like you've never seen, groveling under your bed.
Look for the girl with the spoo in her lap, and she's gone!

Louisiana hooker with herpes.
Louisiana hooker with herpes.
Louisiana hooker with herpes.
Owwww!

We saw her go down to a room by the airport,
where Jimmy gets off watching pornography.
Everyone smiles as we tread through his horseshit,
that grows so incredibly high.

Newspaper writers appear at his door, waiting to take Jim away.
He climbs in the back with his head up his ass, and he's gone!
Louisiana hooker with herpes.
[everybody!] Louisiana hooker with herpes.
Louisiana hooker with herpes.
Owwww!

Picture yourself on your own TV station,
with brain-dead supporters with tears in their eyes.
Suddenly someone is there at commercial,
the girl with the pee-hole surprise.

Louisiana hooker with herpes.
[c'mon now!] Louisiana hooker with herpes.
Louisiana hooker with herpes.
Owwww! Ow!

Louisiana hooker with herpes.
Louisiana hooker with herpes.
Louisiana hooker with herpes.
Owwww! Ow!

The Texas Motel (Strawberry Fields)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Let me take you down, 'cause we're going to... the Texas Motel.
Don't mind the smell.
It's nothing to get hung about.
Please leave your cash on the table.

Weeping looks better with eyes closed...
While I'm confessing all my sins.
[Oh, please forgive me. Oh, I've sinned!]
It's getting hard to plook someone, but it all works out.
It's all pornography to Jim.

Let me take you down, 'cause we're going to... the Texas Motel.
We might go to hell.
But we'll have lots of company.
Falwell and Pat and that weasel.

No one knows who's in my dream...
[Bud McFarlane, ladies & gentlemen]
I mean it must be high or low. (I think)
[freshly indicted] I mean, I can't you know, tune in, but it's all right.
[He can plea bargain this one]
That is, I think it's not too bad.

Let me take you down, 'cause we're going to... the Texas Motel.
Don't mind the smell.
It's just some jizz from Jimmy-boy.
How 'bout some hay for the donkey?

No one knows, sometimes think it's me...
[Ed Meese, ladies & gentlemen] But you know, I know when it's a dream.
[I think]
I think I know, I mean, I guess, but it's all wrong.
[Wait a minute, that's right]
That is, I think I disagree. [Uhh...]

Let me take you down, 'cause we're going to... the Texas Motel.
Don't mind the smell.
It's just some old pornography.
Just keep on strokin' that sausage.
Just keep on strokin' that sausage.
[Jimmy-boy!] Just keep on strokin' that sausage.

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