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01-20-2005, 03:55 AM
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Super Hero in Training
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Prayers
WOMAN'S PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who's loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen. MAN'S PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen. |
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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01-20-2005, 05:08 AM
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Super Hero in Training
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who are you? Get bent
oh..and have a nice day |
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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01-20-2005, 03:06 PM
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Super Hero in Training
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oh..looks like that tool deleted his posts...
was'sup, manic! |
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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01-20-2005, 03:23 PM
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My guess is your stern retort scared the offender off. |
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 NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!  I can run faster mad than you can scared "All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson |
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01-20-2005, 03:24 PM
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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01-20-2005, 03:27 PM
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01-20-2005, 08:01 PM
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albobsux...
I thought the joke was funny... |
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
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01-20-2005, 08:06 PM
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01-20-2005, 08:07 PM
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Super Hero in Training
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that is what I am here for...everyone ELSE's amusement..
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
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