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Old 01-20-2005, 03:56 AM   #1
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Arthritis

A drunk, who smelled of beer sat down, on a subway
seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his
face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty
bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat
pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few
minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell
me, Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replied, "My Son, it is caused by loose
living, being with cheap wicked women, too much
alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around
with prostitutes and a lack of personal hygiene." The
drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be darned,"
and returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, put his
hand gently on the man's arm and apologized. "I'm
sorry. I should not have come on so strong. How long
have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis, Father," the drunk replied.
"I was just reading here that the Pope does.



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who? wha? where am I?

I will make the appropriate corrections.



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