Reply With Quotewho? wha? where am I?
I will make the appropriate corrections.
Arthritis
Results 1 to 5 of 5
Thread: Arthritis
-
01-20-2005, 02:56 AM #1Super Hero in Training
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Gender
- Location
- Mezar E Sharif, Afghanistan
- Posts
- 30,770
- Rep Points
- 94593570
Arthritis
A drunk, who smelled of beer sat down, on a subway
seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his
face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty
bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat
pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few
minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell
me, Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replied, "My Son, it is caused by loose
living, being with cheap wicked women, too much
alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around
with prostitutes and a lack of personal hygiene." The
drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be darned,"
and returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, put his
hand gently on the man's arm and apologized. "I'm
sorry. I should not have come on so strong. How long
have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis, Father," the drunk replied.
"I was just reading here that the Pope does.Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed
-
01-20-2005, 02:08 PM #2Super Hero in Training
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Gender
- Location
- Mezar E Sharif, Afghanistan
- Posts
- 30,770
- Rep Points
- 94593570
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed
-
01-20-2005, 02:09 PM #3Super Hero in Training
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Gender
- Location
- Mezar E Sharif, Afghanistan
- Posts
- 30,770
- Rep Points
- 94593570
better!
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed
-
01-20-2005, 02:25 PM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Aug 2003
- Gender
- Location
- Mēns Incognita
- Posts
- 25,581
- Rep Points
- 396362507
Who are you talking to now?
Originally Posted by Burner02
better!
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
-
01-20-2005, 07:04 PM #5Super Hero in Training
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Gender
- Location
- Mezar E Sharif, Afghanistan
- Posts
- 30,770
- Rep Points
- 94593570
I..see.,.dead..people....
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed
Similar Threads
-
Gear & Arthritis
By Testoman98 in forum Anabolic ZoneReplies: 11Last Post: 02-10-2011, 06:23 PM -
Arthritis
By zapperman in forum General Health & AwarenessReplies: 2Last Post: 08-09-2010, 05:46 PM -
Arthritis
By pengers84 in forum General Health & AwarenessReplies: 6Last Post: 04-19-2007, 07:57 PM
Posting Permissions
DISCLAIMER:
All health, fitness, diet, nutrition & supplement information presented on IronMagazineForums.com's pages is intended as an educational resource and is not intended as a substitute for proper medical advice. We do not condone the use of anabolic steroids (AAS), all information about AAS is for educational and entertainment purposes only. Consult your physician or health care professional before performing any of the exercises, or following any diet, nutrition or supplement advice described on this website. As well as any exercise technique or regimen, diet, supplement, etc., particularly if you are pregnant or nursing, or if you are elderly or have chronic or recurring medical conditions. Discontinue any exercise that causes you pain or severe discomfort and consult a medical expert. The statements made about products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (U.S.). They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any condition or disease. Please consult with your own physician or health care practitioner regarding the suggestions and recommendations made at IronMagazineForums.com. Neither the author of the information, nor the producer, nor distributors of such information make any warranty of any kind in regard to the content of the information presented on this website. Except as specifically stated on this site, neither IronMagazineForums.com, nor any of its authors or other representatives will be liable for damages arising out of, or in connection with the use of this site. This is a comprehensive limitation of liability that applies to all damages of any kind, including (without limitation) compensatory, direct, indirect or consequential damages, loss of data, income or profit, loss of or damage to property and claims of third parties. Sponsors pay for advertising space, we have no affiliation with the companies that have banners displayed on our websites. Please be advised it is your responsibility to check the laws that govern your country, state, or province in regards to items offered by some companies you may read about on this site.