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  1. 01-22-2005, 08:30 PM #1
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    Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped...

    1. The cucumber has left the salad.

    2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

    3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

    4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

    5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

    6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

    7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

    8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

    10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
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  3. 01-22-2005, 08:38 PM #2
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    Men are not supposed to notice a man's open fly.....Its part of The Code.
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  4. 01-22-2005, 08:39 PM #3
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  5. 01-22-2005, 08:42 PM #4
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    You sure?
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
    nice
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  7. 01-22-2005, 08:54 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by V Player
    You sure?

    look at the gallery.
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  8. 01-22-2005, 08:58 PM #7
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    Thats not him/her.
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    Are you trolling for cocksuckers or are you not aware your fly is down?

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  10. 01-22-2005, 09:16 PM #9
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    I can see your cock.

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  11. 01-23-2005, 12:39 AM #10
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    hey, dude... you're fly is down
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  12. 01-23-2005, 01:07 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by P-funk
    look at the gallery.
    I dont think either of them are her/him
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    1. The cucumber has left the salad.

    2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

    3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

    4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

    5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

    6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

    7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

    8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

    10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
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  14. 01-23-2005, 01:20 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire
    I dont think either of them are her/him
    You are correct, sorry for misleading you fellows.
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