Thread: Dating Translations

Helpful translations for common phrases used between a man and woman as they navigate the confusing world of dating.

What They say:---What They mean:

Did you come? ---Because I didn't.

I have something to tell you.----- Get tested.

I'm a Romantic. ------I'm poor.

I'll give you a call. ------I'd rather have my nipples torn.
I never meant to hurt you.------ I thought you weren't a virgin.

Trust me. ----------Let's just keep this between you and me.

I love you. --------------God, what have I gotten myself into?

I think we should just be friends. --------------You're ugly.

Haven't I seen you before? ----------Nice ass.

I want to make love. ------------I just want to f**k.

Was it good for you? -------------I'm insecure about my manhood.

We need to talk. ----------------I'm pregnant.

I had a wonderful time last night. --------Who the hell are you?

I've been thinking a lot. -------You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

I've learned a lot from you. ---------------Next!

I want a commitment. ---------------I'm sick of masturbation.

I think we should see other people. -----I have been seeing other people.

Let's get married. -------------Does that mean we can do it now?

We don't have to do anything until you are ready. ----Put out or get out.

I feel its time to express our love for each other. --------Give me head.

I still think about you. ------------I miss the sex.

Is there something wrong? ----------Is it supposed to be this soft?

You're so mature. -----------I hope you're eighteen.

Its never been like this before. -------------It's my first time.

Yes...Yes...(scream!). ---------Aren't you done yet?

It's not you; it's me.---------- It's you.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I've been thinking a lot. -------You're not attractive even on the internet.

well.. everything looks better when your buzzed