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01-24-2005, 05:33 PM #1finding peace
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Which guys not to have sex with...
I think I learned a thing or two in "Sex and The City". Now I know who not to choose.
Those ladies who seen it, jump in this one. 
Don't have sex with:
1) Mr. A.D.D.
2) Mr. "Way too big"
3) Mr. Pussy (allways gives oral durring sex)
4) guy who has a thing for "tossing salads"
5) Mr. "tiny" (you think its kosher?
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6) Mr. Jungle in the pants
7) Funky Spunk guy (bad tasting semen)
Ladies, help me out here. You know you seen "Sex and The City" and watch it religiously.
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01-24-2005, 05:59 PM #2Registered User
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Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
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01-24-2005, 06:00 PM #3Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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01-24-2005, 06:08 PM #4finding peace
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Read Luke's thread on girls to avoid.
Originally Posted by oaktownboy
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01-24-2005, 08:27 PM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Shae
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01-25-2005, 03:40 AM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I eat lots of pineapple no funky spunkin' here
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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01-25-2005, 03:50 AM #7Lucky Luke
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HEY!3) Mr. Pussy (allways gives oral durring sex)
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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01-25-2005, 03:52 AM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I eat lot's of pussy too.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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01-25-2005, 05:52 AM #9Lucky Luke
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I know one girl not to sleep with is the "you can't handle me in bed" girl
Those are the ones that have no imagination."If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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01-25-2005, 05:55 AM #10Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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01-25-2005, 09:03 AM #11finding peace
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I have more!
1) Guy who baby talks in bed
2) Guy who talks dirty way too damn much in bed
3) Guy who is way too interested in how big his penis is (ex--> Trey McDoogal in Sex and The City)
4) Someone who can't speak English language clearly (ex--> Trey's cousin from Scotland)
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01-25-2005, 09:07 AM #12Lucky Luke
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Girls that make lists about which guys not to sleep with
I bet you line up your socks."If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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01-25-2005, 09:09 AM #13finding peace
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Originally Posted by Luke9583
Girls that make lists about which guys not to sleep with
I bet you line up your socks.
I wear flip flops a lot. And I watched Sex and The City religiously and I learned a thing or two on a show when I get that special someone.
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01-25-2005, 09:16 AM #14Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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OK you gotta help us out here. Muff diving is good stuff ... why sweat that one?
Last edited by BoneCrusher; 01-25-2005 at 09:53 AM.
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01-25-2005, 09:54 AM #15Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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And you probably do not want to date this dumb ass either ...
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01-25-2005, 10:01 AM #16Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I have honestly NEVER watched it. Seriously. Originally Posted by Shae
Ladies, help me out here. You know you seen "Sex and The City" and watch it religiously. ~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
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01-25-2005, 10:11 AM #17Lucky Luke
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I saw it once... There's a reason why I haven't seen it twice Originally Posted by butterfly
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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01-25-2005, 06:53 PM #18Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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Does this mean what I think it means Originally Posted by Shae
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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01-25-2005, 07:00 PM #19Monochromatic Bunny
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One type of guy that I despise is the one that when he gets a girlfriend, he wants to show off for everybody in the world. Fair enough, I always like to remind people that I could do whoever I want if I am bored and that sounds pretty arrogant but a why would someone brag about a single girlfriend? That is so damn stupid. "Hey everybody I got a girlfriend, she is mine, all mine .. I got a girlfriend."
"Look buddy, doesn´t matter if she is your girlfriend or wife, I could have her."
Damn, I am so pissed off today about this subject.
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01-25-2005, 08:09 PM #20finding peace
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Originally Posted by Spitfire
Samantha in one episode met some real estate dude and when they were gettin ready to fuck, Samantha paniced because of the masive size of his dick. And she didn't see him anymore.
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01-25-2005, 08:22 PM #21Registered User
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I've watched the show - even enjoyed it at times ...but the idea of learning something about life from it is scary!
"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
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01-25-2005, 08:26 PM #22Lucky Luke
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Originally Posted by Spitfire
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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01-25-2005, 08:36 PM #24Lucky Luke
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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01-25-2005, 08:38 PM #25finding peace
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Thats basicly how Samantha described Mr. "Way Too Big"'s dick. Originally Posted by Luke9583
She saw it and ran away.
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01-25-2005, 10:36 PM #26Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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I make it a persona habit to never have sex with men. Period.
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01-26-2005, 06:01 AM #27Lucky Luke
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me too. Originally Posted by kuso
(occassionally i'm forced to sleep with myself though )
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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01-26-2005, 07:34 AM #28finding peace
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^ My friend at work says that you either have to have a special someone with you in bed or a ton of pillows.
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01-27-2005, 06:19 PM #29Drinking buddy
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Where do you find this shit RG? EVERYONE HAS GOT TO REED THIS Blood_Ninja shit! That is the most disturbing yet funny shit I have ever read! Originally Posted by rockgazer69
" I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."-Johnny Carson
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01-27-2005, 08:10 PM #30new guy
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\ Originally Posted by Newt
ditto, 15 mins of tasteful entertainment....and ideas.
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