Fade

1. I have 6 pets at home
2. I get pissed when I don't get my turn to put the baby to sleep for the night.
3. I like expensive imported beers (mainly stouts and pale ales)
4. I addicted to tournament paintball.
5. I hate having body hair.
6. I'm smarter than the average bear.
7. My tongue is pierced
8. I'm supposed to be working but I'm typing this instead.
9. I barely talked on my first date with Butterfly/Ann
10. I play my sons Gameboy SP when I take a dump.

Luke9583

New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf

"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"

bulletproof1

we would not get along.

Robboe

That's cool. You sound boring anyway.

Being held down by The Man

bulletproof1

BritChick

Hey I lasted 15 mins more than you then a nap looked pretty damn appealing!

crazy_enough

LOL! It wasnt so bad for me as boredom triggers "frisky" feelings in my spouse!!!
I guess I shoud LOVE LOTR and watch it daily!

Life is what you make of it, not what it makes you...TAKE CHARGE!

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Hillside

I wish those movies had that effect on my wife... I would become a fan immediately.

DOMS

1. I was expelled from the first grade.
2. I hate pets.
3. I've only had sex with two people in my entire life.
4. I grew up homeless on the streets of L.A.
5. I just spoke to my father (last Friday) for the second time in my life.
6. I can teach myself anything but German.
7. At age 15 I found my self in Compton, California at 9PM and barely made it out alive.
8. I've been in a coma, shocked twice, hit by two cars, had a 106.4 degree temperature, climbed a 300 foot rock face with a factored leg, fell off a mountain (65 degree incline for 500 feet), carried a women with hypothermia on my back down a river in the middle of winter for an hour (5 degrees F), fracture my skull, shattered every bone in my right ear, clawed my way across the ocean floor under a riptide (Venice Beach, California), and spent 3 hours in a blizzard with only a tee shirt and jeans.
9. I have a mild case of ADD.
10. I'm deaf in my right ear.

Pepper

Me too. My wife thinks I have a disorder of some kind.

My Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.

I Are Baboon

Hey, at least you have your health!

fantasma62

1. I have become a major whiner in the last few months
2. I am almost positive that I have some sort of ADD
3. I freaking hate clowns. They scare me. I think that they are wrong, just wrong...
4. I hate reptilians, they gross me out. Mostly frogs. You ever want to see me scream like a little girl, throw a frog at me.
5. I continually say i am going to do something and don't do it
6. I am a GREAT cook (as if most fat people aren't good...in fact a lot of great cooks are fat)
7. I once swallowed a quarter while playing the drinking game, you guessed it, quarters....
8. I religiously use the points system in my relationship with my wife.
9. Would kill a child abuser (rapist, beater...)
10. I hate injustices of any kind....

-Tony-

HIHT: High Intensity Hybrid Training

Velvet

Good lord you've been thru a lot! Are you better for it?

Kimber

1. I hate commercials where unnatural things talk like babies, animals or inanimate objects...it freaks me out.
2. I would rather have a root canal while listening to boy band music than get within 10 feet of a spider, alive or dead
3. Its better not to talk to me in the morning until I talk first...I'm not cranky, just quiet.
4. I don't like people who talk a lot, especially stupid people who talk a lot. Silence is golden.
5. I can't stand being lied to...about anything.
6. There is nothing worse on a man than back hair
7. I'm sarcastic and really quite funny.
8. I'm incredibly blunt but have been trying to temper it with kindness....it doesn't work very well.
9. I'm moving to a new apartment in May just so I can have a puppy. (evil landlords)
10. I love Star Wars, but just the originals, the newest ones suck. I watch them when they're on TV even though I own them all on video.

“Speaking generally, All parts of the body which have a function, if used in moderation and exercised in labors to which each is accustomed, become healthy and well developed and age slowly. But, if unused and left idle, they come liable to disease, defective in growth and age quickly.”-- 370B.C. Hypocrites

DOMS

Surprisingly, you're correct. According to my last physical, except for my deaf ear, I'm in perfect health. No allergies either. Though I am slightly agoraphobic.



That depends on whom you ask. When it comes to death, I'm almost completely unafraid. I go places and do things that no "sane" person would ever do. Such as when I went hiking alone and fractured my leg. I was on a crescent shaped rock ridge when the whole thing came lose. The next thing I knew, I was in a rock avalanche. The upside: I had my MP3 player and was listening to Lincoln Park. The downside: the f-ing huge flying rocks. I ended up surfing two flat pieces of rock down though the avalanche. And just before the whole thing stopped, the rock under my left foot shot out and heard (and felt!) a breaking noise. I had fractured my left leg. Ouch, to say the least. Because of the terrain, I couldn't go back the way I can so I figured that I would keep on going and find some easy slope to slide down on (butt first of course!). After nearly and hour (and not that far from where I started), I came though some brush and was staring down a 300 hundred foot rock face. So, I decided to go down. About 50 feet down I started to get tired but the only ledge was three feet over and five feet down. The problem was that there were no handholds going that direction, only down or to the left (the ledge was to the right). So...I jumped. At 250 up I jumped three feet over and five feet down with only one good leg. Since, I'm typing this post, you can figure out how things turned out.

The next Monday at work, I told my friend this story. He proceeded to tell me how stupid and foolish I was for doing that.

I asked him what he did over the weekend. He just frowned at me and walked away.

I love moments like that, but not everyone else seems to agree...

Vieope

FURtherness

DOMS

It's the truth though. The first time I ever left the city was when I was 14. Ever. My school thought it would be a good idea to bus a bunch of city kids out to a dairy farm in the middle of no where. I remember standing next to a corral and looking around at the mountains far away. Very--far--away...

Everything went "fish bowl" on me. I took a good few moments to calm down. I'm not that bad anymore, but I prefer the city to the country.

Vieope

FURtherness

DOMS

You're right. I don't look back and boo-hoo my experiences. I treasure them for the interesting moments that they were. Plus, I happy with who I am and I wouldn't be who I am without those moments.


I was in Venice Beach, California hanging out with a friend (Mark, whom I have know since I was 8 years old). There is a pipe that runs out from the beach about 150 feet or so. At the end of that pipe is a breaker wall that is about 100 feet long (the purpose of the wall is to minimize erosion of the beach due to wave action). I started to walk along the pipe to the wall when a lifeguard yelled out to me that I wasn't allowed to walk on the pipe. I said OK and walked back. Determined to get out to the wall, I decided to swim out to one end of the wall. I was about half way there when I heard the same life guard telling me (though a bull-horn) that I wasn't allowed to swim around there. So, with a sigh, I turned back and started to swim back towards the shore. It was then that I realized that I was caught in a riptide. Back then I didn't know that the proper way to get out of a riptide was to swim parallel to the shore. I yelled out to the lifeguard for help. He just continued to tell me to return to the shore. I went under several times and still the moron would not get out of his truck. So the next time the riptide pulled me down I continued down to the bottom. Using my hands as spikes, I stabbed them into the mud on the ocean floor and proceeded to move towards the shore. I'm not sure how long I was under, but my lungs started to burn. I eventually pulled myself up onto the shore. I coughed up a little seawater, just for fun. The lifeguard drove over and said, "You're not allowed to swim there". I could barely breath, but I looked up at him and said, "I'm...going...to...fuck...ing...kill...you." and tried to get up. He just looked at me with a started expression and then drove off.

Go figure.

Vieope

FURtherness

Luke9583

1.I've wrestled with 14 alligators in the Detroit Zoo to save a baby that fell in the exhibit.
2.Took a bullet for the president
3.earn 700k $ a year
4.have broken every bone in my body.... twice
5.my middle name really is "danger"
6.My hair grows .75 miles a year (I took a year off of work to measure it)
7.I was born in poland in the back of a taxi cab on top of a building that was being demolished.
8.I'm a conpulsive liar
9.I had too much sugar today.
10.I'm just kidding about everything..... except the sugar.

New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf

"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"

Velvet

LMFAO

maniclion

1. If not done right blowjobs make me giggle.
2. I only like my penis to hang down my left pants leg.
3. I just farted.
4. I have an ant bite on my left middle finger that itches.
5. I love lions.
6. I don't like pissing in urinals.
7. I just farted again.
8. I'm blonde haired blue eyed fair skinned yet my mother is 1/4 black.
9. Guitar is my second language.
10. "Noink" is what I called milk when I was 4.

Jodi

Awsome thread Brit

1. My sisters and I were raised by my Grandparents and I think they are the 2 best people in this world.
2. I miss my dog so much (she's in NH still) and think she is my soul mate LOL
3. I hate chocolate unless it's with nuts or some sort of nut butter
4. I think about food more than men think about sex
5. I hate bugs and snakes to the point that I start shaking when I see them and then I can't sleep or I get nightmares.
6. I've always been a tomboy and have broken many bones and had many surgeries.
7. I don't want children.
8. I like animals better than I like people
9. I'm an introvert and it doesn't bother me.
10. I am very stubborn and I have a bad temper.

Essence EFA

Luke9583

Neither do I. I the 'splash' factor is much higher than a tiolet. And a toilet you can flush with your feet, ergo not having to touch a sanitation oject with your hands.

New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf

"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"