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    19 Ways to be offensive at a funeral

    1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you
    2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens
    3. Punch the body and tell the people that he hit you first
    4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover
    5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased
    6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo
    7. Walk around telling people that you have seen a copy of the will and that they aren't on it
    8. Ask the widow to give you an enema
    9. Drive behind the widows limo and keep honking your horn
    10. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died adn ask if he could sneak him into the coffin
    11. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased
    12. Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow
    13. Leave some phony dog shit on top of the deceased
    14. Tell the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to some poor guy who can't afford firewood
    15. Tell the widow that you have to leave early and ask if the will could be read before the funeral over
    16. Walk around telling people that the deceased really didn't like them
    17. Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp
    18. Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you
    19. Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts

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    Ask the widow to give you an enema

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    Where do you find this crap LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire
    Where do you find this crap LOL
    I like this one.
    5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased

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    My second favorite was "use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp." Alright we are talking about what should be done to dead people....................eeh?

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    Hey, if it was me in the casket I would be honored if they did some of these to me.

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