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    Special High Intensity Training

    Re: Special High Intensity Training

    In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest
    quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all
    employees well trained through our program of Special High
    Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more
    S.H.I.T. than any other business in town.

    If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
    please see your supervisor. You will be placed on the top of the
    S.H.I.T. list for special attention.

    All of our supervisors are particularly qualified to see that you
    get all the S.H.I.T you can handle at your own speed.

    If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be
    interested in helping us to train others. We can add you to our
    Basic Understanding Lecture List, Special High Intensity Training
    (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.) Program.

    If you have further questions, please address them to our Head Of
    Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T S.H.I.T.)
    Program.

    Thank You,



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    P.S. With the personality some of you display,you
    could easily become the Director of Intensity
    Programing, Special High Intensity Training
    (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.)

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    Min0..... when did you come by my job site to get that? I dont recall seeing you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V Player
    Min0..... when did you come by my job site to get that? I dont recall seeing you.

    It was posted on the wall at work, this Indian guy was reading it and didn't get it. The idiot thought it was real.

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    Yup. Sounds like MY job. Idiot and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V Player
    Yup. Sounds like MY job. Idiot and all.
    Mine too!!! I'm a Printer, and we actually had this guy running around asking people where the paper stretcher was!!!
    "I can do ALL things through Christ, who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13

    "For NOTHING is impossible with GOD" - Luke 1:37

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    Im a construction electrician. We had some goof asking where the wire stretcher was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V Player
    Im a construction electrician. We had some goof asking where the wire stretcher was.
    That's an oldie but goodie. Have you tried getting anybody with the "Blue Smoke" search yet? Anybody involved with electricity knows all electrical "things" run on factory installed Blue Smoke. If you let the Blue Smoke out, whatever it is your working on will stop working instantly. The only repair possible is to re-install the Blue Smoke. Send a rookie on a search mission for a bottle of Blue Smoke.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB
    That's an oldie but goodie. Have you tried getting anybody with the "Blue Smoke" search yet? Anybody involved with electricity knows all electrical "things" run on factory installed Blue Smoke. If you let the Blue Smoke out, whatever it is your working on will stop working instantly. The only repair possible is to re-install the Blue Smoke. Send a rookie on a search mission for a bottle of Blue Smoke.
    JEZUZ CHRIST thats a good one!! No I havent heard that one yet. Oh man...I cant wait to try it! Thats gonna be one that we will laugh to for months

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB
    That's an oldie but goodie. Have you tried getting anybody with the "Blue Smoke" search yet? Anybody involved with electricity knows all electrical "things" run on factory installed Blue Smoke. If you let the Blue Smoke out, whatever it is your working on will stop working instantly. The only repair possible is to re-install the Blue Smoke. Send a rookie on a search mission for a bottle of Blue Smoke.
    How long were you searching before you caught on?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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