ass wipe i met today

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 09:22 AM

today i was at college and walking though the car park with my m8's and a dick head i know from my last trip to newquay who wound me up so much i came close to hitting him, well he came up to me and started saying you want to hit me well hit me, obviously took him this long to pick up what i wanted to do to him in newquay and yeah he pisses me of cant stand the sight of him but was along time ago and couldnt give a fuck tbh, then he started saying that i was talking behind his back and saying i wanted to beat him up (to be honest i cant stand him and have absalutly no reason to talk about the bloke), and he kept saying come on hit me and throwing kiddy insults at me, now i had to try and be bigger man and walk away hes fairly skinny and not esactly very built up, it was a case that i knew if i hit him he would have gone down and i wouldnt have stoped cause he was winding me up again i did come very close however, in the end he walked of with his childish insults and i left absalutly fuming. my m8s calmed me down but i was mored anoyed at them than i was at him because all it would have taken was them to say stop acting like a dick and go away, one of them kinda gets on with him, but end of the day you back up your m8s and they didn't they just hung their heads down and said nothing, thats why today people get attacked when their in groups cause so many people are just cowards to do anything. anyway their my m8s so i let it go and began to cheers up expecially when started my work out, but i now feel about an inch tall cause i walked away, i really have the urge to find him when were away from college so that i cant get kicked out and beat him to a pulp for trying to make me sound like a pussy and showing me up like that

i really want to kick the crap out of him now for making me feel that small even though i was doing right thing i just hope i dont bump into him cause then i might not hold my self back

doesnt allways make you feel the big man walking away and is very unlike me as i tend to snap

Neo

**bulletproof1** · 02-10-2005, 09:29 AM

who gives a fuck. what goes around comes around. hes gonna talk shit to the wrong person someday. dont worry somebody will take him down.

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 09:34 AM

yeah but i really want to be the one that does it or be there when it happens

**bulletproof1** · 02-10-2005, 09:38 AM

go find him. you shoulda bitch slapped him while you had the chance. dude was practically beggin for it.

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 09:41 AM

yeah i know thing is it was right outside college doors and not only would i have been pulled of him he would have also run straight in to grass on me why you think he was saying come on hit me he knew he didnt stand much of a chance ive been in to many fights to let myself go down easy

**bulletproof1** · 02-10-2005, 09:43 AM

find out where he lives.

if you dont want to get your hands dirty, flex will knock him off for $50.

**BoneCrusher** · 02-10-2005, 09:44 AM

I used to have an agreement with a friend that wrestled. A very strong, solid, well trained friend at that. I would handle some things in exchange for HER doing things like this for me. It is farking funny to see a male talk shit to a female he sees coming at him. As the fight continues and he sees she is really serious AND can whoop his ass it gets down right hilarious.

**Luke9583** · 02-10-2005, 09:56 AM

Guess what, he won.

You got pissed off.

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 10:01 AM

yeah he kinda won i got pissed of but i didnt hit him, thats what he wanted

lol i would love to see a female beet the crap out of him ask her if she fancy's trip to uk lol

**Luke9583** · 02-10-2005, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by sgtneo

yeah he kinda won i got pissed of but i didnt hit him, thats what he wanted

lol i would love to see a female beet the crap out of him ask her if she fancy's trip to uk lol

I'm sorry, I think you missed my point.

he's still winning. As long as he is in the back of your head, he's winning. Forget about him entirely. There is no positive outcome from thinking about him. Beleive it or not, if he didn't exist you might have 3-4lbs more muscle by the end of the year than you normally would.

**BoneCrusher** · 02-10-2005, 10:09 AM

She was a bouncer at a dyke bar ...

You have lesbo bars there. These kinda clubs are a good place to go hang out sometimes. Really good ...

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 10:11 AM

true i guess if i dont concentrate on him then i would be in better mood for work out but today i set my self new bests on my work outs i was so energetic lol

Neo

**Flex** · 02-10-2005, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by bulletproof1

if you dont want to get your hands dirty, flex will knock him off for $50.

$50 gets you your choice of an Italian Necktie or Cement Shoes.

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

She was a bouncer at a dyke bar ...

You have lesbo bars there. These kinda clubs are a good place to go hang out sometimes. Really good ...

lol i will take a leaf out of your book and spend my free time in lesbo bars

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by Flex

$50 gets you your choice of an Italian Necktie or Cement Shoes.

what do i get for $100?

Neo

**Flex** · 02-10-2005, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by sgtneo

what do i get for $100?

Neo

**maniclion** · 02-10-2005, 11:05 AM

Sounds like teenage girl type drama, with the talkin' behind my back, blah blah shit. If I run into someone I don't like I don't even acknowledge their presence, let alone stand around and talk to them.

**Mudge** · 02-10-2005, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by Luke9583

Guess what, he won.

You got pissed off.

Yep.

**Witmaster** · 02-10-2005, 11:37 AM

Next time he comes at you with is insults, just politely look him straight in the eyes and say, "Sorry, I can't hear you. I've got my 'little bitch' filters on today". Then just walk away.

If you KNOW you can stomp this guys ass with to effort then don't. He's a puss and just trying to provoke you into trouble. However, if he lays a hand on you... feel free to "defend" yourself.

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 11:40 AM

lol i will defend my self verywell if he lays a hand on me

flex may just take you up on that offer

**Flex** · 02-10-2005, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by sgtneo

flex may just take you up on that offer

$50

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 11:41 AM

$100

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 11:42 AM

plus a $50 bonus if you put him to shame as well

**Flex** · 02-10-2005, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by sgtneo

plus a $50 bonus if you put him to shame as well

you got a deal. He's as dead as fried chicken.

sign on the dotted line:

____________________

**Little Wing** · 02-10-2005, 11:48 AM

hmmm. you guys do know there are freaks out there who get turned on by being beat down? avoid this guy. if you let him matter at all he owns space in your head. ikkk.

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 11:51 AM

yeah i know. but still gunna give flex his money

Sgt. Neo singed

**Flex** · 02-10-2005, 11:58 AM

He's dead. (I even got his casket)

**BoneCrusher** · 02-10-2005, 12:00 PM

He so dead even his casket got holes in it ...

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 12:04 PM

LOL well wants to make sure the job is done properly

**sgtneo** · 02-10-2005, 12:05 PM

you might even say thats a holy casket lol

i know lame joke

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