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02-10-2005, 06:00 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Inflatable Boobs
I was thinking of patenting them with underarm pumps and nipple release valves, but then I thought "No cause then playing with the nipples would cause severe let downs during foreplay." Where should I place the release valves or should I integrate them into the underarm where they push a little harder for 5 seconds and the release engages?
Maybe have a saline reservoir installed in the abdomen and draw from or put back in depending on what cup size she wants to be today.
Here's another thing to ponder I found while browsing google for inflatable boob ideas.
Wouldn't it be great if age and gravity did to a penis what it does to boobs?
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02-10-2005, 11:18 PM #3Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Maybe add a remote control so we could adjust as desired from a distance ...
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02-10-2005, 11:20 PM #4happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Jumping jacks
P-side Inc.
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02-11-2005, 02:30 AM #5SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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they already have them a porn star on jenny jones had them where there was a valve under her armpit that fit a syringe. the syringe would fill with saline and she would pump her breasts up to whatever size they wanted for a shoot or what she would do for her leasure.
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02-11-2005, 11:44 AM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Because when they are alone with other women they can shrink them and not cause any animosity(you know how women are always seeing who's tit's are bigger) and when they're with their man they can pump away and fill out that dress her boob keeps slipping out of. Originally Posted by redspy
Ah who am I kidding I just have some days where I'd like a mouthful and some day's where I'd like to bury my face in them and go
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Redspy is driving the correct motorcycle. Originally Posted by redspy
My Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.
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02-11-2005, 05:34 PM #8IDIOT SAVANT
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You just described my every waking moment for the past 42 years. Originally Posted by maniclion
some day's where I'd like to bury my face in them and go
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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02-11-2005, 10:54 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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If you get back into the gym you won't have that problem Originally Posted by ALBOB
You just described my every waking moment for the past 42 years.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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