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02-10-2005, 09:49 PM #1finding peace
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Lets compare junk mail...
What is some of the most weardest, WTF, sick, aw hell no junk e-mails you ever received?
I got too many to count so as soon as I make a list, I'll tell ya.
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02-10-2005, 09:53 PM #2Member
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02-10-2005, 09:56 PM #3finding peace
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Now that you mention porn, the weardest piece of porn mail I got was chix stickin stuff up their bush pies besides dildos.
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02-10-2005, 10:13 PM #4Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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I have 3000 junk emails in my bulk folder from 2 days of not emptying the damn thing. No porn, just crap like "Invest in this" or "Get a free laptop". I've had that add'y for six or seven years and only use it as a spamable address now anyway but shit 3000 junk emails in two days
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02-10-2005, 10:25 PM #5Moderator MODERATOR
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The oddest thing I got was for Bibles. I thought God and I had an understanding, now I have to release plagues around the world. So much for going to the strip club this weekend.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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02-11-2005, 03:23 AM #6SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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i get constent emails for penis enlargement.......secret must be out
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02-11-2005, 05:20 AM #7Lucky Luke
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I get this one for the 'diet patch' ALL of the time.
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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02-11-2005, 07:43 AM #8finding peace
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I get that shit too!
Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
Not tomention plenty of Viagra ads. 
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02-11-2005, 12:04 PM #9Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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I HATE those, They always say,"Make your penis bigger!" Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
i get constent emails for penis enlargement.......secret must be out
And Im like.. Bigger than WHAT!?
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02-11-2005, 12:25 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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When I used to get spam I would get these ones from Gambia telling me if I sent $100 they would sign my name to a frozen trust or something worth millions. After sending money for the 5th time I realized they didn't really have the millions and were waiting for me to send in the millions $100 at a time.
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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02-11-2005, 12:58 PM #11Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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they saw you coming..... say it isn't so... you did not send them money.... ???? Originally Posted by maniclion
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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02-11-2005, 01:05 PM #12cooking up a storm ELITE MEMBER
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02-11-2005, 01:14 PM #13pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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I've been getting spam from companies trying to sell me coffee.
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02-11-2005, 01:15 PM #14Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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No I was kidding, but I did have a customer call me and ask me to verify an email for her, I read the message and she asked if she should send money all excitedly. I advised her to send me the check and I'd setup her email filters. I guess these things continue to propagate becuase we have these gullible people that get excited over any email they get like Charlie Brown waiting for the mail on Valentines day. Originally Posted by rockgazer69
they saw you coming..... say it isn't so... you did not send them money.... ????
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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02-11-2005, 02:03 PM #15Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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lol. i figured you were kidding. btw my e-mail filters.... what junk mail? auto delete.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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02-11-2005, 02:11 PM #16Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Mine is set on high so sometimes a message I want slips in so no auto delete for me. I rarely get spam I have a pure junkmail account at hotmail and yahoo that I log into occasionally and delete. Originally Posted by rockgazer69
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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02-11-2005, 02:30 PM #17Training for triathlon
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I once recieved an e-mail from some "weathly" guy from Congo who asked me to send him enough money to get a plane ticket to the US where he had inherited a massive fortune. Apperently when he arrived in the US I was supposed to meet him and he would give me 100 grand. **trash bin**.
Man can now fly through the air like a bird , swim beneath the ocean like a fish and burrow under the ground like a mole , and if he could only walk the earth like a man......this would truly be paradise.http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/...s/n_sr-not.jpg
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02-11-2005, 02:32 PM #18Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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The majority of my junk mail happens to be mail from LUKE showing me his junk.
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02-11-2005, 06:22 PM #19Training for triathlon
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
The majority of my junk mail happens to be mail from LUKE showing me his junk.
Man can now fly through the air like a bird , swim beneath the ocean like a fish and burrow under the ground like a mole , and if he could only walk the earth like a man......this would truly be paradise.http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/...s/n_sr-not.jpg
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02-11-2005, 06:22 PM #20Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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When I was about 11 I got an e-mail that said Bill gates would give me 100$ for every e-mail I sent advertising Mircosoft products, at 11 I figured that's a damn lot of money...I spent days e-mailing that shit. Gates owes me millions.
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02-11-2005, 07:15 PM #21finding peace
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NAH! Thats not junk... Originally Posted by min0 lee
The majority of my junk mail happens to be mail from LUKE showing me his junk.
Its GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!
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02-11-2005, 08:37 PM #22Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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It was a huge ugly one eyed beast.......the horror..... Originally Posted by The__wenger
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