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    The Men's Code Of Honor

    After reading a disturbing post by one of our own,( If you got in a fight... ) I've decided that we men need a code of honor. All men who fail to abide by this code shall be beaten and their pubes infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.

    #1. No man shall ever, under any circumstance- *unless facing certain death*, kick another man in the balls. Ever.

    #2. No man shall ever,"cock block" for a chick he doesnt know.

    #3. As a man, If your friend gets caught in a lie, you must lie to back him up.

    #4. No man(if homosexual) shall ever,"Hit on" another man unless hes CLEARLY homosexual, or he already knows the other man is homosexual.

    #5. In referance to #3- Even if its a rediculous lie.

    Feel free to add, we must stop this anarchy

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    What about girls kicking guys in the balls? Is that ok?

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    #6 No man shall ever, under any circumstance, tap a friend's girl. If the girl is an ex, said man must seek his friend and tell him that he's going to tap it....then tap it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    What about girls kicking guys in the balls? Is that ok?
    Man can now fly through the air like a bird , swim beneath the ocean like a fish and burrow under the ground like a mole , and if he could only walk the earth like a man......this would truly be paradise.http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/...s/n_sr-not.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    What about girls kicking guys in the balls? Is that ok?
    Can someone alter this emoticon for Jenny?
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    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
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    Quote Originally Posted by fantasma62
    #6 No man shall ever, under any circumstance, tap a friend's girl. If the girl is an ex, said man must seek his friend and tell him that he's going to tap it....then tap it
    "I can do ALL things through Christ, who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13

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    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dormroompranks.html No man shall ever video tape another man masterbating and put it on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dormroompranks.html No man shall ever video tape another man masterbating and put it on the internet.
    ahahahah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fantasma62
    #6 No man shall ever, under any circumstance, tap a friend's girl. If the girl is an ex, said man must seek his friend and tell him that he's going to tap it....then tap it
    I agree with this one too, but unfortunately it has also happened to me. It wasn't a full tap, it was a mild poke, but still it shouldn't be done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    What about girls kicking guys in the balls? Is that ok?
    You look far too nice to do such a horrible act. I know a lot of Swedish girls who come down to Marbella (Where I go on Holiday a lot) and they would never do that...so please don't think about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain Link View Post
    After reading a disturbing post by one of our own,( If you got in a fight... - [Forums] ) I've decided that we men need a code of honor. All men who fail to abide by this code shall be beaten and their pubes infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.

    #1. No man shall ever, under any circumstance- *unless facing certain death*, kick another man in the balls. Ever.

    #2. No man shall ever,"cock block" for a chick he doesnt know.

    #3. As a man, If your friend gets caught in a lie, you must lie to back him up.

    #4. No man(if homosexual) shall ever,"Hit on" another man unless hes CLEARLY homosexual, or he already knows the other man is homosexual.

    #5. In referance to #3- Even if its a rediculous lie.

    Feel free to add, we must stop this anarchy
    #7 No man shall ever, under any circumstance,hit on a girl that friend likes or is dating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Famous View Post
    #7 No man shall ever, under any circumstance,hit on a girl that friend likes or is dating.
    no man shall ever resurrect a thread nearly 5 years old that he did not previously post in.
    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Here is what you need to worry about. Eat, Lift, Rest. Repeat.
    This should be really simple, stop over complicating it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Famous View Post
    #7 No man shall ever, under any circumstance,hit on a girl that friend likes or is dating.
    Fuck that! Yeah, if he's dating her she's off limits. But if he LIKES her? If he likes her so damn much he oughtta grow some balls and knock the bottom outta that shit. Otherwise I'm tappin it.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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