that is good news!

Just figured I post this. Now I can add this...........for a guy as fit as him he looks weird. That head of his does not match his body.


that is good news!
For someone as fit as he is, he sure does look unhappy in all of his pictures...

He hardly ever smiles.


I am sort of known for this as well, but I am happy.Originally Posted by min0 lee
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he is smiling in this one:
why would someone start a rumor like that? people must have a lot of free time on their hands.
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

He probably has a woody too.Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
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It was all over the internet.Originally Posted by oaktownboy
An anxious country can finally take a collective sigh of relief.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
I thought he was gay? Maybe I am wrong.
ILLEGITIMIS CON CARBORUNDUM!!
(don't let the bastards grind you down)
I love vegetarians, they're a great source of lean protien!


glad he's not dead although I wish his infomercials where.
I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.

Originally Posted by LAM
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I agree 200% ......
Do his training/diet programs really work??
I need to try them!!!!
this could be what i have always been looking for.
Optimum Sports Performance
"In the beginners mind there are many possibilities, in the experts there are few."
-Buddha's Little Instruction Book
ok i can't put my finger on it but what the hell that guy looks freaky!
real talkOriginally Posted by LAM
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.


Never heard of or seen him before.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

Consider yourself lucky. They force feed his informercials constantly, its spam tv.Originally Posted by maniclion
My friends called me Joe Basedout for a while
so all that was just a publicity stunt, Huh?
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
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