min0 lee

Hmmmm, point well taken.

PreMier

Gotta love the Brits!

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

Lucifer

Chemical messages? You on crack? Poverty now there's a message, disease, hunger, flood, fire, war in the name of religion... I've got a message for you old man. Open your eyes. I'm not judging your children I am judging you. A most cruel and heartless father. Forgive them for they know not what they do but what was it you failed to see when you sold them into slavery to test their human strength against their human weakness?

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GOD

I created Albob on the 2nd day, Back then I felt 2 inches was enough.
I later decided not to add the 4 inches, but instead, I created lucifer out of it.
Thats why hes such a dick head.

min0 lee

ALbob's that old?

Lucifer

God get your mind off dick two seconds will ya ?

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Shae

And this thread gets way off fuckin track.

GOD

Yeah, living 50 years of slavery must have been awful.
Especially since most of the slaves you are speaking of are now in heaven watching over man, they really look unhappy about that.
You're right lucifer, I should just recreate everyone without pain, and strife.
Ill just make them all multi billionaires, this will help forge the personalities of the angels we need.

You're like a democrat, bitch, bitch, bitch, yet offer no solutions.
Ive yet to lay a single hand on man to alter their course, yet Ive laid the plans for their entire future.
Ive set the path of man to complete the objective I require of them thousands and thousands of years in their future, yet given them free will.

Yes, when you have to meet such tedious requirements to get done what you need done, there will be some individuals who leads a short and/or unfair life, but theres more to it than that..
Ive never given up on any individual who didnt sell out to you, and for their strife they were given more than they could have ever asked for.

I could try crack, but it would be pointless as it wouldnt alter my mental state..
On the other hand, Jesus did once lick this toad..
But that was back during his carpenter days, before the whole savior of man thing

min0 lee

Gods a republican!!!!

Where do I sign Lucifer...............................

bio-chem

your willing to give up your anal virginity to satan over a political party. wow that takes devotion to your politics

GOD

I suggest you sign lucifer on his arm, I already signed his chest..
But that was back when my name was,"loser!"

Lucifer

So, because I say slavery you wrongly conclude I refer to race. I see not much has changed. Spewing the same old tired rhetoric. It is so sad that after all this time you cannot see the earth and her inhabitants as something worth your full attention. You listen with half your mind and respond with less. Your children are easy prey, you give them so very little to believe in.

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min0 lee

Well I already getting dicked up the ass with this party............

GOD

Nice try lucifer, but you're arguing with GOD.
I am well aware of all slaves, and all strife man has faced.
I also never once mentioned race, despite that I knew that was the case you were referring to; as you have just proven you were, by reading my message with the mental pre-conclusion that race was included, and posting as such.

Despite being omnipotent though, I really dont see how some of my creations fall for your sad half-asses attempts to look good.
I mean, sure, I really do know how, but it just requires them to be ridiculously stupid.
Now, If you really want to do something evil, go support Johnnny's advice in the Training section.

min0 lee

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not eternal damnation!

Lucifer

Johnnny, another one of your carefully planned creations. I rest my case. God is a dumbass.

P.S. Party at my place tonite. A little Hendrix, some Zappa, Stevie Ray Vaughn promised to stop by, everybody welcome. God if you're coming bring Jesus, we can use that wine trick but if he brings the fricking toads again I'll put a stigmata in his ass.

P.S.S. BTW you senile old fart, the slavery I was referring to was the mistaken notion you put in man's head that his life needs to be a constant struggle to get in to heaven. The whole good vs evil puzzle. Some people try so hard to get in they go nuts. Jimmy Baker and his lovely Tammy Faye, what was it we were smoking when you hooked them up? I forget but it was some good shit. One day they are going to find the mate to my painting and the pope is going to fall over dead. The Kiss Of Shame and The Kiss Of Glory. You do know you started that whole Glory Hole thing with that? You and your "Oh there is such glory to be found in kissing the ass of god."

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Lucifer

Mino my dear. Rituals such as young Vieope is seeking to understand customarily start out with my followers chastely kissing my ass. In fact here is a painting to illustrate, Jesus painted it after licking a toad so don't take it as a true representation of my form. In the morning when god sobered up he was ashamed and hid his painting. It kinda looked like he was staring at some guys tool.



The Kiss of Shame
(uncovered)Italy: late Renaissance
1608 CE

A female witch kneels before the bared buttocks of the Devil, preparing to kiss him there. That is what it means to embrace the "backside" of ourselves.

( Or simply stated make peace with one's humanity.)


Some dude there that night wrote this.

KISS THE GOAT

You're standing at the crossroads and
You're wondering which way to turn
Should you save your soul for heaven?
Or should you let it burn?
Choose the Left-Hand Path
And embrace the endless night
Reject the lies and falsehoods of the
Hypocrites on the right

If you are truly a child of darkness
If you were born to walk this road
You must sever your ties
From all mankind...the time has come to
KISS THE GOAT!

Debase yourself with the Kiss of Shame
Let your inhibitions go up in flames
Kiss the Goat...seal the pact
Show your devotion with a blasphemous act

Kneel before your lord and master
...Say you will serve him forever after
Kiss the Goat! Prove your worth
To our master Satan...Lord of this earth

Pledge the allegiance that a prince deserves
Serve Satan as he's meant to be served!

Kiss the Goat...seal the pact
Show your devotion with a blasphemous act
Kiss the Goat! Prove your worth
To our master Satan...Lord of this earth

Who among you is ready...to deny the false
god Jehovah and his bastard son Christ--the
Masochistic liar? Who dares pledge allegiance
To the Prince of Darkness? Come forward and
Be baptized in the name of our lord Satan.
KISS THE GOAT AND REAP THE
REWARDS YOU ARE DUE!
As Judas betrayed the King of the Slaves...
Like a pledge of love eternal...press your lips
Against the future and become your own redeemer!

All this because "GOD" thought it was such a big deal that he invented the phrase " Kiss My Ass " I still think he should have legalized weed instead to celebrate but he insisted on the paintings and you can't argue with the arrogant prick or he'll make more Johnnnys to do his arguing for him.

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