Thread: Ok nice people, I got the goat, black cat and the crow. What next?

Originally Posted by stu21Ldn

oh great - another wanker on the board thats just what we need!!!

Gotta love the Brits!

Chemical messages? You on crack? Poverty now there's a message, disease, hunger, flood, fire, war in the name of religion... I've got a message for you old man. Open your eyes. I'm not judging your children I am judging you. A most cruel and heartless father. Forgive them for they know not what they do but what was it you failed to see when you sold them into slavery to test their human strength against their human weakness?

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Gee Lucifer, this picture you sent me really does scare me.

I created Albob on the 2nd day, Back then I felt 2 inches was enough.
I later decided not to add the 4 inches, but instead, I created lucifer out of it.
Thats why hes such a dick head.

Originally Posted by GOD

I created Albob on the 2nd day, Back then I felt 2 inches was enough.
I later decided not to add the 4 inches, but instead, I created lucifer out of it.
Thats why hes such a dick head.

ALbob's that old?

God get your mind off dick two seconds will ya ?

And this thread gets way off fuckin track.

Originally Posted by Lucifer

Chemical messages? You on crack? Poverty now there's a message, disease, hunger, flood, fire, war in the name of religion... I've got a message for you old man. Open your eyes. I'm not judging your children I am judging you. A most cruel and heartless father. Forgive them for they know not what they do but what was it you failed to see when you sold them into slavery to test their human strength against their human weakness?

Yeah, living 50 years of slavery must have been awful.
Especially since most of the slaves you are speaking of are now in heaven watching over man, they really look unhappy about that.
You're right lucifer, I should just recreate everyone without pain, and strife.
Ill just make them all multi billionaires, this will help forge the personalities of the angels we need.

You're like a democrat, bitch, bitch, bitch, yet offer no solutions.
Ive yet to lay a single hand on man to alter their course, yet Ive laid the plans for their entire future.
Ive set the path of man to complete the objective I require of them thousands and thousands of years in their future, yet given them free will.

Yes, when you have to meet such tedious requirements to get done what you need done, there will be some individuals who leads a short and/or unfair life, but theres more to it than that..
Ive never given up on any individual who didnt sell out to you, and for their strife they were given more than they could have ever asked for.

I could try crack, but it would be pointless as it wouldnt alter my mental state..
On the other hand, Jesus did once lick this toad..
But that was back during his carpenter days, before the whole savior of man thing

Gods a republican!!!!

Where do I sign Lucifer...............................

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Gods a republican!!!!

Where do I sign Lucifer...............................

your willing to give up your anal virginity to satan over a political party. wow that takes devotion to your politics

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Gods a republican!!!!

Where do I sign Lucifer...............................

I suggest you sign lucifer on his arm, I already signed his chest..
But that was back when my name was,"loser!"

Originally Posted by GOD

Yeah, living 50 years of slavery must have been awful.
Especially since most of the slaves you are speaking of are now in heaven watching over man, they really look unhappy about that.
You're right lucifer, I should just recreate everyone without pain, and strife.
Ill just make them all multi billionaires, this will help forge the personalities of the angels we need.

You're like a democrat, bitch, bitch, bitch, yet offer no solutions.
Ive yet to lay a single hand on man to alter their course, yet Ive laid the plans for their entire future.
Ive set the path of man to complete the objective I require of them thousands and thousands of years in their future, yet given them free will.

Yes, when you have to meet such tedious requirements to get done what you need done, there will be some individuals who leads a short and/or unfair life, but theres more to it than that..
Ive never given up on any individual who didnt sell out to you, and for their strife they were given more than they could have ever asked for.

I could try crack, but it would be pointless as it wouldnt alter my mental state..
On the other hand, Jesus did once lick this toad..
But that was back during his carpenter days, before the whole savior of man thing

So, because I say slavery you wrongly conclude I refer to race. I see not much has changed. Spewing the same old tired rhetoric. It is so sad that after all this time you cannot see the earth and her inhabitants as something worth your full attention. You listen with half your mind and respond with less. Your children are easy prey, you give them so very little to believe in.

Originally Posted by bio-chem

your willing to give up your anal virginity to satan over a political party. wow that takes devotion to your politics

Well I already getting dicked up the ass with this party............

Originally Posted by Lucifer

So, because I say slavery you wrongly conclude I refer to race. I see not much has changed. Spewing the same old tired rhetoric. It is so sad that after all this time you cannot see the earth and her inhabitants as something worth your full attention. You listen with half your mind and respond with less. Your children are easy prey, you give them so very little to believe in.

Originally Posted by GOD

Yeah, living 50 years of slavery must have been awful.
Especially since most of the slaves you are speaking of are now in heaven watching over man, they really look unhappy about that.
You're right lucifer, I should just recreate everyone without pain, and strife.
Ill just make them all multi billionaires, this will help forge the personalities of the angels we need.

You're like a democrat, bitch, bitch, bitch, yet offer no solutions.
Ive yet to lay a single hand on man to alter their course, yet Ive laid the plans for their entire future.
Ive set the path of man to complete the objective I require of them thousands and thousands of years in their future, yet given them free will.

Yes, when you have to meet such tedious requirements to get done what you need done, there will be some individuals who leads a short and/or unfair life, but theres more to it than that..
Ive never given up on any individual who didnt sell out to you, and for their strife they were given more than they could have ever asked for.

I could try crack, but it would be pointless as it wouldnt alter my mental state..
On the other hand, Jesus did once lick this toad..
But that was back during his carpenter days, before the whole savior of man thing

Nice try lucifer, but you're arguing with GOD.
I am well aware of all slaves, and all strife man has faced.
I also never once mentioned race, despite that I knew that was the case you were referring to; as you have just proven you were, by reading my message with the mental pre-conclusion that race was included, and posting as such.

Despite being omnipotent though, I really dont see how some of my creations fall for your sad half-asses attempts to look good.
I mean, sure, I really do know how, but it just requires them to be ridiculously stupid.
Now, If you really want to do something evil, go support Johnnny's advice in the Training section.

Now, If you really want to do something evil, go support Johnnny's advice in the Training section.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not eternal damnation!

Originally Posted by GOD

Nice try lucifer, but you're arguing with GOD.
I am well aware of all slaves, and all strife man has faced.
I also never once mentioned race, despite that I knew that was the case you were referring to; as you have just proven you were, by reading my message with the mental pre-conclusion that race was included, and posting as such.

Despite being omnipotent though, I really dont see how some of my creations fall for your sad half-asses attempts to look good.
I mean, sure, I really do know how, but it just requires them to be ridiculously stupid.
Now, If you really want to do something evil, go support Johnnny's advice in the Training section.

Johnnny, another one of your carefully planned creations. I rest my case. God is a dumbass.

P.S. Party at my place tonite. A little Hendrix, some Zappa, Stevie Ray Vaughn promised to stop by, everybody welcome. God if you're coming bring Jesus, we can use that wine trick but if he brings the fricking toads again I'll put a stigmata in his ass.

P.S.S. BTW you senile old fart, the slavery I was referring to was the mistaken notion you put in man's head that his life needs to be a constant struggle to get in to heaven. The whole good vs evil puzzle. Some people try so hard to get in they go nuts. Jimmy Baker and his lovely Tammy Faye, what was it we were smoking when you hooked them up? I forget but it was some good shit. One day they are going to find the mate to my painting and the pope is going to fall over dead. The Kiss Of Shame and The Kiss Of Glory. You do know you started that whole Glory Hole thing with that? You and your "Oh there is such glory to be found in kissing the ass of god."