Thread: Ok nice people, I got the goat, black cat and the crow. What next?

a feathered toad, obviously.

Witches and wizards knew it was the time because their secret mark (made by the devil) itched them. Then, they had to prepare for the Sabbath. Some went there simply by walk, but it was generally admitted that witches flied either on animals companions or demons or on their own broomstick after having rubbed their body with the Flying Ointment.

Once the witches have reached the place of the Sabbaths, sometime along with new initiates, the Devil appeared, usually in the form of a black goat (He-goat) but it can also take the shape of a black cat a raven, a crow, or a feathered toad.

The attendants kissed his buttocks in greeting. Then they informed him of all the harmful spells they had done since the last Sabbath and the names of their victims. Then came the Queen of the Sabbath, a nude woman who rides a black sheep. Satan first urinates in a hole in the ground then all the audience do the same. Then they put the two fingers in the hole and make the sign of the cross reversed. Satan comes back to the Altar and gives the Queen the sacraments from hell. After the fornication, he distributes the hellish ostie made on the nude body of the Queen. The witches had then to pay homage to the Devil, renew pacts, write their names in the Black Book, and have the initiate take an oath. The baptism ceremony for the initiate consumption sometimes involved menstrual blood. The devil put its mark on the initiate and had sex with him.

After these obligations wild dancing and sex followed, along with a feast often consisting either of delicious food or disgusting flesh like corpses of babies (salt is totally banned). Some even admitted that the dishes were an illusion created by the Devil. Of course, there was a satanic orchestra that was playing along the orgy. Demons were all around participating in the frenzy. With the first lights of the day and before the corck sing, the devil vanished and the witches went back home.

fish feet and chicken lips

Complex carbs and a multi.

Originally Posted by Chain Link

a feathered toad, obviously.

Obviously.

After these obligations wild dancing and sex followed, along with a feast often consisting either of delicious food or disgusting flesh like corpses of babies (salt is totally banned). Some even admitted that the dishes were an illusion created by the Devil. Of course, there was a satanic orchestra that was playing along the orgy. Demons were all around participating in the frenzy. With the first lights of the day and before the corck sing, the devil vanished and the witches went back home.

OMG! Is this for real? Damn.

Originally Posted by maniclion

fish feet and chicken lips

Originally Posted by JJJ

Complex carbs and a multi.

Yeah, you gotta be a healthy satanist.

Yeah, When I read about the wild dancing and sex I though..

Originally Posted by Chain Link

Well shit, this MUST be what vieope is talking about!

Also there was talk of a nude queen riding a black sheep.. I figured:
A blue bunny would be considered a black sheep.. and Luke is a queen so that made sense..
Then there was talk of people witches kissing satans ass(that explains alot) and I think thats symbolic of us IMers kissing Robert's ass.

On further speculation, Robert is the king of IM, as Satan is king of the underworld. And since Luke is the "Queen" of the board(Haha, sorry Gena, John, and Mino(s)!) that would mean Vieope is guilty of promiscuous sex with the King's wife, so I suspect this is an omen fortelling Vieope will be banned soon..

Originally Posted by Chain Link

Yeah, When I read about the wild dancing and sex I though..

Also there was talk of a nude queen riding a black sheep.. I figured:
A blue bunny would be considered a black sheep.. and Luke is a queen so that made sense..
Then there was talk of people witches kissing satans ass(that explains alot) and I think thats symbolic of us IMers kissing Robert's ass.

On further speculation, Robert is the king of IM, as Satan is king of the underworld. And since Luke is the "Queen" of the board(Haha, sorry Gena, John, and Mino(s)!) that would mean Vieope is guilty of promiscuous sex with the King's wife, so I suspect this is an omen fortelling Vieope will be banned soon..

It makes perfect sense.

Originally Posted by Chain Link

I suspect this is an omen fortelling Vieope will be banned soon..

Please God, PLEEEEEEZE!!!

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Please God, PLEEEEEEZE!!!

Haha.. this impotence phrase of yours is quite useful for a lot of situations, isn´t it?

Originally Posted by Vieope

Haha.. this impotence phrase of yours is quite useful for a lot of situations, isn´t it?

Indeed.

OMG

Omfg

Omfsobg

Now you all line up and kiss my ass.

Lucifer, Im watching you.

Get in line.

Cool.............I got my money on the big guy.

God is looking at what's his name's tool in that avatar. Careful size talk always pisses him off.

Originally Posted by Lucifer

God is looking at what's his name's tool in that avatar. Careful size talk always pisses him off.

I bet God can kick your ass.

Kiss, God can kiss my ass.

You know ... I've always wanted to catch the two of you together.

WTF was the deal with Job? I mean couldn't ya give the slob a break?

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

You know ... I've always wanted to catch the two of you together.

WTF was the deal with Job? I mean couldn't ya give the slob a break?

Job never existed.The whole story was lifted from a Babylonian tablet that was very old when the first books of the Bible were written.Check out The Unauthorized Version,Truth and fiction in the Bible,by Robin Lane Fox.

What is God's take on that?

Originally Posted by Lucifer

Kiss, God can kiss my ass.

Yes, I can.
However, since I would be showing my approval for your evil by doing so, I choose not to.
Theres alot of other things I can do.
For instance, I could make somebody's "would be" genital area be infested with holy crab lice for all eternity..
I know you've noticed, and let me just add- No, that isnt normal.

Min0, dont listen to lucifer, hes still mad that he lost.

He's as good at answering your question about Job as he is at answering prayers.

He said if I sold my soul to him I can have 3 wishes.
What's your offer, I looking at my options here.